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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?
Who picks up guide dogs poo?"
Guide dog owners (and other assistance dog owners) are usually exempt from poo picking, although most assistance dogs will be trained to shit on command.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?
Who picks up guide dogs poo?
They’re called conjoined twins now dude (not the dog and the poo)"
I have such an interesting mental picture now! Thanks Felix! |
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"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?
Who picks up guide dogs poo?
They’re called conjoined twins now dude (not the dog and the poo)
I have such an interesting mental picture now! Thanks Felix! "
 well I can hardly be held responsible for what goes on in there!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?
Who picks up guide dogs poo?"
Siamese people now known as Thai pay the same as anyone else I would imagine
A guide dog only shits when it's confident nobody is watching  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?
Who picks up guide dogs poo?
They’re called conjoined twins now dude (not the dog and the poo)
I have such an interesting mental picture now! Thanks Felix!
well I can hardly be held responsible for what goes on in there!!"
The power of suggestion  |
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"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?
Who picks up guide dogs poo?
Guide dog owners (and other assistance dog owners) are usually exempt from poo picking, although most assistance dogs will be trained to shit on command.
You’re welcome "
I leave tonight more educated  |
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Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.
Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.
On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?
( tight as ever ).
The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.
Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.
3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.
Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.
On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?
( tight as ever ).
The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.
Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.
3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound"
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"Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.
Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.
On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?
( tight as ever ).
The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.
Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.
3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound"
It’s in the till
It’s how it is being said but
Till -£25
Teachers - £3
Assistant -£2
Total £30
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"Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.
Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.
On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?
( tight as ever ).
The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.
Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.
3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound
It’s in the till
It’s how it is being said but
Till -£25
Teachers - £3
Assistant -£2
Total £30
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No it's not in the till as they came back with 5 1 notes ( my age). |
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"Was orange and word or a fruit first "
Good question.
But how do we know if your colour orange is the same as mine.
To me your orange could actually be blue but I’ve assigned that label to that pigment |
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"Was orange and word or a fruit first
Good question.
But how do we know if your colour orange is the same as mine.
To me your orange could actually be blue but I’ve assigned that label to that pigment "
It was a phone network or is |
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"Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.
Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.
On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?
( tight as ever ).
The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.
Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.
3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound
It’s in the till
It’s how it is being said but
Till -£25
Teachers - £3
Assistant -£2
Total £30
No it's not in the till as they came back with 5 1 notes ( my age)."
Yes the 5x 1 bob notes came back but left the £25 in the till. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do I sometimes stop on a green light and go on a red one.
How come I drive into an empty car park and I still can't find anywhere to park.
Why is reading and the town of Reading spelled the same but pronounced differently.. and why is it even a town  .
Why does a little bottle of water cost more than a big bottle of water. Even though its bigger it costs less.
Why has a breakfast in my local gone from £5 to £8.50p.
Why do large tyres wear out before smaller tyres.
Why do some animals have red meat and others have white.
Why am I always up way to late every night and every morning I promise myself that I will be in bed early but it never happens.
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"Why do I sometimes stop on a green light and go on a red one.
How come I drive into an empty car park and I still can't find anywhere to park.
Why is reading and the town of Reading spelled the same but pronounced differently.. and why is it even a town .
Why does a little bottle of water cost more than a big bottle of water. Even though its bigger it costs less.
Why has a breakfast in my local gone from £5 to £8.50p.
Why do large tyres wear out before smaller tyres.
Why do some animals have red meat and others have white.
Why am I always up way to late every night and every morning I promise myself that I will be in bed early but it never happens.
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I hear you about the bed one at least .
I would be fine if I didn’t decide to read the whole internet each bedtime |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Was orange and word or a fruit first
Good question.
But how do we know if your colour orange is the same as mine.
To me your orange could actually be blue but I’ve assigned that label to that pigment
It was a phone network or is "
It was a village in France!
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He Man: How come nobody on Eternia realised that he was Prince Adam?! The only difference was some hastily applied fake tan and a lower octave voice.
Also, how did Skeletor see and speak considering the rather alarming fact that he had no eyeballs nor apparent vocal cords?
Actually, where was the flesh in his head for that matter? His body was built like a brick shithouse after all. Was he suffering from Necrotising Fasciitis or something?  |
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If the Tories are so bad at the point everyone says they ruined the country , so how possible that people have been voting on them and probably they will keep voting Tories to keep them in power ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the Tories are so bad at the point everyone says they ruined the country , so how possible that people have been voting on them and probably they will keep voting Tories to keep them in power ? "
Im pretty sure scotland havent
Voted a tory goverment for years but out numbered on votes there are more people in london than in scotland alone |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Doctors spend years training. However why can't they work a printer to print a prescription  "
Because it's not medicine it's computer knowledge
Why does the water only go clockwise in a sink it's not gravity |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Doctors spend years training. However why can't they work a printer to print a prescription
Because it's not medicine it's computer knowledge
Why does the water only go clockwise in a sink it's not gravity "
I think it's because of the rotation of the earth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you are born deaf and blind, what language is your inner monologue in? 
Not everyone has an internal monologue......"
Yes that's true, apparently some people instead of hearing a thought, picture it... |
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By *lydeXXXMan
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"Doctors spend years training. However why can't they work a printer to print a prescription
Because it's not medicine it's computer knowledge
Why does the water only go clockwise in a sink it's not gravity
I think it's because of the rotation of the earth. "
It's a bit of a myth, the rotation of the earth does not effect the direction water spirals down the plug. It's been tested with bodies of water that have been left to stand still for a long time and it will drain randomly. The smallest disturbance or imperfection can influence it though. Tourists do fall for the equator scam though where locals pretend to step over the equator line and show the water spiral the opposite way. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Doctors spend years training. However why can't they work a printer to print a prescription
Because it's not medicine it's computer knowledge
Why does the water only go clockwise in a sink it's not gravity "
I know that. But when it takes longer to work the printer than anything else. |
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