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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off"
I think the lady doth protest too much? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not got a clue why but I have a suspect idear
It’s because they married and only place they can take a picture with the wife finding out or putting identifiable things like pictures frames bed covers and stuff in the picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Takes the piss 
Seriously though, do they honestly think a woman or couple is going to look at that and say ‘yeah, that’s the kind of guy i want to fuck’?!"
Actually pictures of fab lollies are a massive turn off for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not got a clue why but I have a suspect idear
It’s because they married and only place they can take a picture with the wife finding out or putting identifiable things like pictures frames bed covers and stuff in the picture "
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off"
Never understood it.
There are a million places a guy could take a cock shot without being disturbed. But the loo? 
Surely in most houses there's a frigging bath or shower in the bathroom? Use that.
Or your bed.
Or in the kitchen sat on the washing machine on a spin cycle.
Or in the middle of nowhere out in the woods.
Or even your car.
Why oh why over the loo? 
A |
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off"
I’d hazard a guess that anyone (of any gender) who is only able to take pictures of their private’s while in the bathroom, is doing it because they have a partner in the house who would be liable to question what they need those pictures for if they were caught taking them somewhere without a lockable door… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not got a clue why but I have a suspect idear
It’s because they married and only place they can take a picture with the wife finding out or putting identifiable things like pictures frames bed covers and stuff in the picture
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Beat me to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off
Never understood it.
There are a million places a guy could take a cock shot without being disturbed. But the loo?
Surely in most houses there's a frigging bath or shower in the bathroom? Use that.
Or your bed.
Or in the kitchen sat on the washing machine on a spin cycle.
Or in the middle of nowhere out in the woods.
Or even your car.
Why oh why over the loo?
A"
It’s a man thing. You are having a bowel movement. You are reading a June 1981 copy of €scort and at the readers wives section you feel compelled to crack one off. We have all done it. |
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The bowl overtly serves as an expedient frame in essence, efficaciously reinforcing the artistic impact of the erect phallus which subsequently ‘jumps out’ with augmented flare, at the keen viewer.
…..alternatively, I may just be talking pretentious cobblers
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off"
There's nothing more sexy and cause for erection than a mighty dump!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know
Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first  "
I can top that.
Tomorrow morning.
After my coffee.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know
Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first
I can top that.
Tomorrow morning.
After my coffee.
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We can remame you 'blue eyed Nessie' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know
Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first "
They actually take photos at an angle that you can see into the bowl????? For once, im speechless |
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"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know
Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first
They actually take photos at an angle that you can see into the bowl????? For once, im speechless"
Extra artistry it is; The dirty toilet clearly symbolic of the eternal plight of the subconscious vying to be heard…..or something….maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know
Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first
I can top that.
Tomorrow morning.
After my coffee.
We can remame you 'blue eyed Nessie' "
Nessie lol.
If only I had some googly eyes too.
But for what, for where?
Surprises to be sure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The bowl overtly serves as an expedient frame in essence, efficaciously reinforcing the artistic impact of the erect phallus which subsequently ‘jumps out’ with augmented flare, at the keen viewer.
…..alternatively, I may just be talking pretentious cobblers
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Lol I think I like you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At least they're not holding fish "
Now, ive heard women complaining about this alot. Mainly on vanilla dating sites. How many guys post photos of them holding fish.
Is it really that bad?!! |
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By *illanelleWoman
over a year ago
Ryde, Isle of Wight |
"At least they're not holding fish
Now, ive heard women complaining about this alot. Mainly on vanilla dating sites. How many guys post photos of them holding fish.
Is it really that bad?!!"
It's endemic lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it helps as a man I don't understand it either, cmon guys ditch the toilet pics  "
I understand women taking toilet pics but why do you need to tell men to stop taking them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it helps as a man I don't understand it either, cmon guys ditch the toilet pics
I understand women taking toilet pics but why do you need to tell men to stop taking them"
It's not like we take them anyway, do we? |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"If it helps as a man I don't understand it either, cmon guys ditch the toilet pics
I understand women taking toilet pics but why do you need to tell men to stop taking them"
well yes loads of guys take pics of their appendage over the toilet.... It's common..... You have a wank in the loo at work or wherever you are...... Wank n go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off"
What was at number 4? I’m strangely interested.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Theres plenty of pics of the ladies doing the exact same thing so its not just the men that are doing the toilet pic. "
Pics of flaps dangling over the bowl? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"You can tell a lot about a chap from his toilet - how he hangs his toilet roll for example. Would you really meet somebody who hangs their toilet roll on the inside?"
This is valid point. I am going to embrace the toilet pan from now on |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Theres plenty of pics of the ladies doing the exact same thing so its not just the men that are doing the toilet pic. "
In 14 years on here I don't think I've ever seen a close up crotch shot of a woman sat on the lav........
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"It's the only place they can take a cock pic without their wife seeing.
Snap ha ha I just pritty much written the same thing "
This , also when all the pics are taken in the garage or the gym locker room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off"
Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?
Completely no point |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off
Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?
Completely no point"
Its because the masks are less scary than my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off
Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?
Completely no point
Its because the masks are less scary than my face "
Haha, I'd have trading standards on to you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off
Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?
Completely no point
Its because the masks are less scary than my face
Haha, I'd have trading standards on to you"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?
It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.
Instant turn off
Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?
Completely no point
Its because the masks are less scary than my face
Haha, I'd have trading standards on to you "
It's a fair point tho, women do it too.
It's not exactly a sexy environment.
I do like the masks, adds a little mystery |
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"One guy sent us a toilet pic and there was a skid mark on the pan..... Oh dear...
Proves he's single then. Otherwise his wife would've cleaned it. "
Or its a crack in the porcelain where last nights vindaloo made good its escape… |
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"Theres plenty of pics of the ladies doing the exact same thing so its not just the men that are doing the toilet pic.
In 14 years on here I don't think I've ever seen a close up crotch shot of a woman sat on the lav........
A"
oh I have
There was one the other week where she was taking a pee
another one another lady had legs wide open one hand on her lower tummy and the photo was of her sat on the toilet.
plenty of others with bathroom shots |
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