I'm like a strawberry, plump, sweet and begging for cream

Woman in Ryde, Isle Of Wight, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 month ago

*** not meeting atm due to poor health ***

She/her

I love cocktails and conversations and laughing as well as lots of deliciously naughty things. I'm smart, funny and an amazing cook; if you're very lucky I might even cook for you. I have spent most of my life pleasing others but now I am pleasing myself.

I've been told that my profile makes me sound very serious. FYI, I'm actually the goofiest twat ever, so if you're not keen on sniggering then I'm probably not for you. I'm also a massive nerd and that's not to everyone's taste.

Please add a pic of your face to your first message. You don't have to be George Clooney but I do need that spark of attraction. I tend to prefer younger guys but I really don't have a 'type'. Personality is more important than penis size.

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Things I like include but are not limited to:

Spontaneity

Variety

Passion

Dirty talk

Kindness

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Things I don't like include but are not limited to:

Pushiness

Possessiveness

Being asked what I like; my desires are not formulaic

Heels, stockings and dressing up generally

Role-play

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I'm educated to degree level and while I don't expect the same from you, I do like a man who is intelligent as well as fuckable.

Please note that I have issues with my health, which means I am not always available to meet and also I may have to cancel/reschedule meets at short notice. I guarantee that this is more annoying for me than it is for you. Also, if I take a while to reply to messages please don't take it personally.

I've been lucky enough to meet some really wonderful men through Fab and they've improved my opinion of men significantly. Please don't do anything to spoil this.

No racists, homophobes or Tories please. I also hate the whole BBC trope; please don't perpetuate this appalling stereotype.

Please don't take it personally if I take a while to reply or don't reply at all. I sometimes like to ponder before deciding on a reply. If I delete your message then it's a no thank you; please respect this.

Villanelle

52 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 20 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Anal, Cybersex, DP, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

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*acoLover (39), Man on 14 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely wonderful human. We have been chatting a while and she is every bit as funny, delightful and delicious in real life. May it be the start of a long and fruitful friendship ;)

*tudFuck (40), Man on 7 April 2024 by Webcam:
Thoroughly enjoy doing as I’m told for this pretty face x

*541 (38), Man on 17 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
I had the great pleasure of meeting this incredible woman last night. She's intelligent, witty, funny, sexy, and every bit as scrumptious as she looks. A great host, and she's not lying, food is amazing! I had a wonderful time with you and i Can't wait to see you again. X

*arelyactive (41), Man on 24 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
What i can say about this awesome hot as fook woman, made me feel so confortable and we had such a laugh never had a meet like it and cant wait to meet her again such a breath of fresh air and such a laugh had. Deffo one i wanna see again and again just ace x

*imli (31), Man on 6 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Funny, kind, intelligent and sexy as hell. This women is a polished gem. I always have an incredible time when it’s spent with her.

*he_turtle_moves (30), Man on 5 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing afternoon with this lovely lady, she welcomed me to the island and showed me all of the best sight. Fun, friendly and insanely sexy it was quite the day