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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What do you think they really wanted to say about you?
Starting with my one and only veri:
He wasn’t as cut as in his pic, but he was worth a fuck anyway! It was hot (I mean the weather, we were sweating buckets). Great with his fingers but I wish he’d fucked me for a bit longer. My screams got him going though, I hope he didn’t detect I was faking it! |
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Sensuallover - Where to even begin?! His conversational skills seemed to consist entirely of grunts and mumbles and his skills in the bedroom were if humanly conceivable, even bloody worse!
Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter but to blow his load whilst thumbing to get his jeans off?!
Anyway, treat him with respect ladies; he’s a keeper for sure (if you have exceptionally low standards)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sensuallover - Where to even begin?! His conversational skills seemed to consist entirely of grunts and mumbles and his skills in the bedroom were if humanly conceivable, even bloody worse!
Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter but to blow his load whilst thumbing to get his jeans off?!
Anyway, treat him with respect ladies; he’s a keeper for sure (if you have exceptionally low standards) "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Utter bellend, wiped his cock on my curtains and washed his cock in my sink. Avoid.*
*this isn’t actually true
Which part?  "
The Avoid* bit . I think is fake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She can make it clap and she is very good at telling bad jokes that are not funny in the slightest. She will make you feel like you are important and then send you on your way with a pair of her socks. I would recommend her to all my friends and family. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She can make it clap and she is very good at telling bad jokes that are not funny in the slightest. She will make you feel like you are important and then send you on your way with a pair of her socks. I would recommend her to all my friends and family."
Do you knit socks for meets or do you have big feet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She can make it clap and she is very good at telling bad jokes that are not funny in the slightest. She will make you feel like you are important and then send you on your way with a pair of her socks. I would recommend her to all my friends and family."
I have a feeling I’d laugh in troll ably at your jokes!  |
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So anonymous I had 3 false starts before finding him, and got more sexy vibes from my buzzing phone than him. I'd call him a cold fish, but that would be an insult to sashimi.
But, he showed up and paid for the drinks,so, you know,if you are desperate at the end of the month, go for it.
10/10, would recommend (to anyone I despise). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I always love falling asleep in a man’s arms, but this was the first time it’s happened whilst he was fucking me. Great bloke, even greater cure for for insomnia.” |
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By *IG08Man
over a year ago
Tadworth |
Really nice guy, good company, happy to have a drink. I think he could be the one. Oh no, he's weirdly decided after 30 mins I'm not the one for him, but he's too much of a coward and scared, that he can't tell me face to face. So he ignored me for ease, but deep down he knows that bad |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Christ but this guy is dull. What's a Warhammer? Also he thinks he's funny, made 14 fish puns in five minutes and was falling around after a pint of dark fruits.
I suppose he means well, but getting words mixed up and couldn't stop making those puns.
He was very pleasant to the wait staff." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great guy, good laugh, not as good looking as his pics but the sex was ok. Would've been better if he didn't make aeroplane noises before he put his dick in though |
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All ball and no tool which was exactly what I was looking for. Couldn’t cum until I stuck a finger up his bum then cried for 10 minutes after which was beautiful and cleansing. If he messages you ladies run, run he’s after you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waste of time, couldn’t even deliver the 10 minutes promised on his Wowcher deal. More like the ‘Minuteman’. There’s some discrepancy over those markings too. Turns out they’re actually in millimetres. He is devastatingly handsome though, at least he got that bit right. |
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"She can make it clap and she is very good at telling bad jokes that are not funny in the slightest. She will make you feel like you are important and then send you on your way with a pair of her socks. I would recommend her to all my friends and family."
Brilliant lol |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I met Tina Titz at her extinct volcano secret lair and was amazed at how she didn't drive me to distraction with inane chatter and attempted witticisms. She even looked almost human. We even did a bit of that sex stuff.  |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
Gobby Scottish bird with the appetite of man. Will probably drag you dancing then take you for a chippy in the small hours, plays a mean game of pool, drinks pints and loves rock music
*small print - she swallows (every cloud) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones that say I’m smart - they didn’t mean it but they couldn’t say I was pretty or hot because it’s simply untrue. And my other veri, well she wanted to say she loves me but she doesn’t know that she does yet. |
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By *exeterMan
over a year ago
m5 Devon-Somerset border area |
A few years ago thay used to call this guy the 24h carpenter because he could hammer it in and bang away all day and night plus was the life and soul of a swingers party. Now he's a bit older, a bit bald'er and far more sedate.
Now his tastes and optimism have changed realistically now to suit his is over 40 physique.
Would really recommend him to the ladies and couples, well the ones that have no sense of hearing, poor eye sight and virtually no sense of smell I mean.
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Gobby Scottish bird with the appetite of man. Will probably drag you dancing then take you for a chippy in the small hours, plays a mean game of pool, drinks pints and loves rock music
*small print - she swallows (every cloud) x"
I would ruin you on a pool table. But sign me up  |
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I met Fiddlesticks, he was 2 months late, brought his Nan with him because the bingo was shut due to mad Jim setting off the fire alarms.
Anyway when he eventually turned up he had just finished eating a packet of Frazzles and a Bombay Badboy pot noodle. He left to go to the toilet after 5 minutes and I haven’t seen him since.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gobby Scottish bird with the appetite of man. Will probably drag you dancing then take you for a chippy in the small hours, plays a mean game of pool, drinks pints and loves rock music
*small print - she swallows (every cloud) x"
Fuck! I could do with a bag of chips right now! |
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"I met Fiddlesticks, he was 2 months late, brought his Nan with him because the bingo was shut due to mad Jim setting off the fire alarms.
Anyway when he eventually turned up he had just finished eating a packet of Frazzles and a Bombay Badboy pot noodle. He left to go to the toilet after 5 minutes and I haven’t seen him since. "
What you really mean is … “fiddles was great, when I could get to him. He loves his harem, log cabin and faux fur rug in front of the fire. But he loves boobs more. I just felt sorry for his poor Nan making everyone egg sandwiches all night” |
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"All ball and no tool which was exactly what I was looking for. Couldn’t cum until I stuck a finger up his bum then cried for 10 minutes after which was beautiful and cleansing. If he messages you ladies run, run he’s after you!"
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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago
From the land of haribos. |
What a body this guy have. I couldnt get my eyes of his torso. I ran my hands all the way down from the chest to cock to make it hard. I felt the abs as I was going down slowly, he knows how to pleasure a lady and it was a pleasure to have sex with him, he pushed all the right buttons, take good care of him ladies |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
If you like Star Wars or Star Trek or liked to be teased or spanked then this is the man for you
If you like to cry in laughter is he also good at that
If you wanted a massive cock, fingers that move like usaine bolt, or a tounge that moves up and down like a bored child with a light switch - maybe look elsewhere lol |
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Turned up on time.
Left when I asked him to.
Was, errrmmm, interesting. Tales of woodland gatherings and especially the naked golf story.
Makes a decent cup of tea.
Might meet again. Sex was adequate. |
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He is cool likes to chat and is shy in some kind of way but you wouldn't think it the way he oozes confidence and a desire to play with my feet! He is really worth looking out for even if it's just a very naughty chat !
Other than that he seems like a prick ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God when she opened the door, what a beauty.
So chilled and relaxed over a drink.
She does the dumb blonde look well but has brains.
When it came to the bedroom, what can I say.
She's naughty very attentive, I thought when I whipped out my big cock she'd be impressed.
Then she says you call that a cock and whipped hers out and said meet she-rah. Now that's a cock.
Guys don't pass this one buy you'll not be disappointed. |
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"What do you think they really wanted to say about you?
Starting with my one and only veri:
He wasn’t as cut as in his pic, but he was worth a fuck anyway! It was hot (I mean the weather, we were sweating buckets). Great with his fingers but I wish he’d fucked me for a bit longer. My screams got him going though, I hope he didn’t detect I was faking it! "
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"I met Fiddlesticks, he was 2 months late, brought his Nan with him because the bingo was shut due to mad Jim setting off the fire alarms.
Anyway when he eventually turned up he had just finished eating a packet of Frazzles and a Bombay Badboy pot noodle. He left to go to the toilet after 5 minutes and I haven’t seen him since. "
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Awkward to chat to initially as unbelievably she is quite shy but a really nice woman, needs bringing out of her shell but when you do, she can fuck for England & is insatiable.
If you have the stamina she will go all night & make your fantasies come true.
Also the best cuddles ever |
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