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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst shit i ever tried and couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for days after trying them in a Lebanese restaurant..why they had them i have no idea..
Armenian sausages..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blue cheese
Pretty much all offal unless it’s hidden in a pate.
I say pretty much all. I have never tried any offal I like.
Rollmops. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to pickle a herring? 
Eels. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nutella"
Liver (especially the disgusting stuff that tasted like it was raw that they served at my school).
Turkish delight (always thought it tastes like swallowing perfume, though I'm told the the authentic stuff from Turkey is good)
Liver has been mentioned a lot. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"Blue cheese
Pretty much all offal unless it’s hidden in a pate.
I say pretty much all. I have never tried any offal I like.
Rollmops. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to pickle a herring?
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Those without refrigeration or salt... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing anyone has said so far us actually rank. You just might not like it that much.
When you talk about rank food I thought you meant then chinese fermented eggs or Lutefisk. Those foods literally are rank.
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"Nothing anyone has said so far us actually rank. You just might not like it that much.
When you talk about rank food I thought you meant then chinese fermented eggs or Lutefisk. Those foods literally are rank.
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Agreed.
Some very dodgy palettes here!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stinky tofu. If you haven’t had it don’t try it. I found some in my local Chinese shop and it smells like shit and tastes like it smells. I have never tasted shit, but I imagine that’s what it tastes like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Imagine this scenario:
You've been at work all day.
After you clock out, you realize something; you're starving. In service of your work, you've been neglecting yourself. Skipping lunch, skipping breakfast, skipping sleep, among other seemingly small and trivial things that have gradually added up to make you exhausted, demoralised and wretched. You are currently a sorry example of a human being.
As you trudge home from work you stumble upon a small restaraunt. It's homely, well kept and smells Immaculate. The menu has everything you specifically like.
Being completely spoiled for choice, you carefully pick out exactly what you want. The order is perfect.
You spend about 20 minutes anxiously waiting. The smell, look and feel of the place puts you at ease. You find yourself unclenching your jaw, dropping your shoulders and sitting less straight. This feeling is alien to you. It's been a long time since you've felt relaxed. Cautiously, you actually feel slightly optimistic.
The food arrives. It is everything you have ever wanted on a plate, your hand trembles as tentatively reach for your utensil of choice. You bring the first bite to your mouth.
The entire thing is completely overpowered by the taste of soap. The meat, the vegetables, the broth, the fish. Soap. As though somebody had grated a dove bar over it. Soap.
You balefully walk home and flop into your bed. One emotion reigns in you, the same one that has dominating you for quite some time now; disappointment.
You cry bitterly into your pillow until you lose consciousness, knowing that tomorrow nothing will change.
I fucking hate coriander. The seeds are alright though.
Short version: Coriander. No.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Green & Black’s Chocolate
Coconut Water
Kiwi Fruit
Lipton’s Iced Tea
Almond Milk"
These may be foods you do not like. But rank? If it comes under the definition of food, then it is someone's taste even if not yours.
I remember my step daughter declaring brown chicken breast as dirty food and then consuming chicken wings in KFC!
I don't like iced tea, but it is sold in every shop and restaurant here in SE Asia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue cheese
Pretty much all offal unless it’s hidden in a pate.
I say pretty much all. I have never tried any offal I like.
Rollmops. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to pickle a herring?
Those without refrigeration or salt..."
Hear hear.
And I adore pickled fish. |
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