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Ventured into chat rooms ( i know its my own fault). Saw someone come in and say ‘ Sorry - not sorry - i was busy when someone asked where they’d been!
Sorry not sorry - thats my nomination - arseholes!!
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Here for a good time, not a long time"
Usually has me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't bite, unless you ask me to?
Sends shivers down my spine, and not in a good way. |
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Not three bad, as apposed to 'not too bad' , which is quicker to say and makes a lot more sense. |
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"I don't bite, unless you ask me to?
Sends shivers down my spine, and not in a good way."
Off to a flying start with these! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could name 1 or 2 but I'm keeping my mouth shut. |
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Smile it could never happen.
To a visibly sad person it probably has. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
It would have been worse under Labour.
Just what, in their eyes, do the tories have to do for it to have been better under Labour? |
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Just about all of the management speak phrases - reach out, think outside the box, blue sky thinking, touch base etc etc  |
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How are you? all the better for speaking to you.
Mr |
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People who say “Absolutely “ instead of yes ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who say “Absolutely “ instead of yes !"
Absolutely!  |
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"People who say “Absolutely “ instead of yes !
Absolutely! "
Absofuckinlutely??? |
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By *occiMan
over a year ago
Co Down |
"Give your head a wobble"
Like wtf does this even mean or what is it meant to portray to the person it's said to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Living in your head rent free". Yeah, that's how memory works |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that."
And Fri-yay at beer o'clock because we're not happy unless we have alcohol in us |
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By *tooveMan
over a year ago
belfast |
""Here for a good time, not a long time"
Usually has me "
Should be punishable by death.
Same as only god can judge me. Usually said by some scumbag that's never been to church. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that.
And Fri-yay at beer o'clock because we're not happy unless we have alcohol in us"
I love a drink but those people think alcohol is a personality trait. |
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By *tooveMan
over a year ago
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"Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that.
And Fri-yay at beer o'clock because we're not happy unless we have alcohol in us
I love a drink but those people think alcohol is a personality trait."
Think it's just boring people trying to be interesting. And failing. |
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Not a saying, just a word. Literally. A large majority of people are saying it all the time, in every sentence they speak or type. And for some reason it does my head in 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funday Sunday. I’ve deleted people from social media just for saying that.
And Fri-yay at beer o'clock because we're not happy unless we have alcohol in us
I love a drink but those people think alcohol is a personality trait.
Think it's just boring people trying to be interesting. And failing. "
True. If I see any of this on here and social media this weekend I’m going on a blocking spree |
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'On the daily'.
Oh you mean everday? Twat. |
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"It's what I call...", which is usually followed by what we ALL call it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug and pour it out in front of them while maintaining eye contact the whole way. What are you gonna do about your coffee now?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Bad
Oh my days
'Anyways' - yanks
Evenin' All
All said by wankers of the highest order. |
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By *tooveMan
over a year ago
belfast |
"My Bad
Oh my days
'Anyways' - yanks
Evenin' All
All said by wankers of the highest order."
Add laters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving these - we are surrounded by twats it seems "
Have you seriously only just noticed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the words of lee evans
“It’s always in the last place you look”
Well yeah, I wouldn’t look, find it, then keep fucking looking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another day another dollar.
I use to work with someone who said this every morning...some days I would hide from her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are all the same size lying down |
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Anything American that gets used over here, particularly My Bad’.
Usually trotted out by people who think they sound cool or some prat who thinks he’s ’a gangster innit’, while mainly just looking like a poorly educated imbecile |
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over a year ago
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""I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug and pour it out in front of them while maintaining eye contact the whole way. What are you gonna do about your coffee now?!"
Lol! This is me. Hope you’re not attached to your balls |
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""I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug and pour it out in front of them while maintaining eye contact the whole way. What are you gonna do about your coffee now?!"
Have you spoken to a professional about these urges?? |
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“I’m just being honest” after being a twat
“I tell it like it is” usually having given their shitty opinion
“Bae” can’t stand it
Nope, nope and nope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wowzers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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University of life
Pick your brains
Hotwife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When people say they hate the word ‘moist’. It’s not a personality trait, and you’re boring - not enlightened lol |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Another day another dollar.
I use to work with someone who said this every morning...some days I would hide from her. "
I used to retort with ....another duster. |
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I'm not being funny but..,usually before they're going to slag someone off.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
In shops and worse of all call centres "Have you tried online?"
Cause I bloody have, it didn't work online that's why I'm on the phone.
Cue 20 minute of aural torture. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug and pour it out in front of them while maintaining eye contact the whole way. What are you gonna do about your coffee now?!
Lol! This is me. Hope you’re not attached to your balls "
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It's only a bit of bantaaa.
Bants mate bants
Lads lads lads
To name few.  |
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"Holibobs  "
death sentence worthy!! |
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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago
Castle Douglas |
"don't hate me but..." Then proceed to inform you of something that has nothing to do with them, so you'd have no reason to "hate them" for it. What? Fuck off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's for you won't go by you. Useless trash disguised as wisdom.
"I mean I'm worried about the future I don't know how I'll carry on."
"What's for you won't go by you."
Thanks that helps... |
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"I'm not being funny but..,usually before they're going to slag someone off.
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You beat me to it
They’re not funny in the slightest so just get on with what you’re fucking saying  |
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"At the end of the day!" . . . . . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug and pour it out in front of them while maintaining eye contact the whole way. What are you gonna do about your coffee now?!
Lol! This is me. Hope you’re not attached to your balls
Pffft do your worst "
Such a pervert that you’d probably enjoy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another day another dollar.
I use to work with someone who said this every morning...some days I would hide from her. "
Oh my God I worked with someone who did the same thing! |
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"Another day another dollar.
I use to work with someone who said this every morning...some days I would hide from her.
Oh my God I worked with someone who did the same thing!"
Hid from you ? |
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By *ater ratMan
over a year ago
Brynteg Anglesey, Manchester, or wherever work send me |
“ Beautiful inside & out “
They may look attractive but I certainly wouldn’t want to cut them open to see .
“ Yes , 100% “
It’s either Yes or No ?
And finally …… “Sydney University….” |
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Turn that frown upside down - go on then… see what happens twunt! im such an eggy old bastard at times - this thread has made me realise I shouldn’t be near other people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thanks, see ya later"
When said to complete strangers who will never cross paths again. Like when leaving a shop or collecting food order.. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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""At the end of the day!" . . . . ."
its tommorow
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could name 1 or 2 but I'm keeping my mouth shut. "
Is that the saying ? Or u only staring it ^^ ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I’m not an alcoholic ” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who say “Absolutely “ instead of yes !"
Hands up….horribly guilty of this one |
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"“I’m not an alcoholic ”"
Im an enthusiastic bottle collector and im cleaning them of residue wine!! Lef over from when i pulled the cork out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No sayings irritate me unless someone calls me something that I’m not .
Some sayings are ( don’t know the word )
You know when u say : “ohhh that’s a shame “
When a lady says “ ****** only “ or “ ****** only .
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Doesn’t irritate but is a bit like . Oh bugga
Respect , hope everyone find they peace and happiness …
And get really sore in the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“I’m not an alcoholic ”"
Me neither , is the drinks are addicted to me .
And my shoes have a 1 direction system . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"awesome!" |
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"It's always in the last place you look".
It would be a bit weird to continue looking after you've found it. |
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By *tooveMan
over a year ago
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"No sayings irritate me unless someone calls me something that I’m not .
Some sayings are ( don’t know the word )
You know when u say : “ohhh that’s a shame “
When a lady says “ ****** only “ or “ ****** only .
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Doesn’t irritate but is a bit like . Oh bugga
Respect , hope everyone find they peace and happiness …
And get really sore in the end "
Replacing the er at the end of a word with a. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Living the dream"
In answer to being asked how they are today. |
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""Living the dream"
In answer to being asked how they are today. "
Unless theyre in a coma maybe? |
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The kids round here have started saying, 'say nuh-unn', like they're on an episode of Top Boy. It's so cringe. |
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Just putting the world to rights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"while yer down there luv"
Everyone then feels obliged to roll thier eyes, chuckling 'oh he is a cheeky one isn't he aye'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Be yourself” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Wind ya neck in' and 'alright fella, calm down'.....guaranteed to make me want to 'not' calm down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm just being honest what & your not normally |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
when someone say soon be christmas in july,, fuck off |
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In the forums it's 'getting the popcorn' usually by some idiot who thinks they're being funny.
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Like it's when people like say like for like explaining like stuff but like not things they like like. |
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When people say everything happens for a reason. It doesn’t, sometimes life is just shit.
Also lately I’ve noticed the word brought has replaced bought? Strange |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the forums it's 'getting the popcorn' usually by some idiot who thinks they're being funny.
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I eat mine too fast so I have to grab more |
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‘I was just going to say’….I work with someone who says that after every single thing I say! |
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"When people say everything happens for a reason. It doesn’t, sometimes life is just shit.
Also lately I’ve noticed the word brought has replaced bought? Strange "
Like when they use defiantly or definately instead of definitely - its because they cant speak english |
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""Living the dream"
In answer to being asked how they are today. "
I said this today - I’m deeply ashamed! Although, I said ‘living the fucking dream’ not sure if it adds anything really  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey wa zap “ Brov “
Yeah brov
Can’t stand it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My man pussy .. makes me vomit |
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Email “Hope your well”
Just sayin
Mr
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moving forward always grinds my gears |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
How are you?
Don't ask me that; you won't like the answer, as it's not going to be the ever-so-predictable "fine". |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Moving forward always grinds my gears "
You need more oil and or a new sump plug. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Age is just a number” |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
oh shit i said that on hear other day.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How're u diddlin'? " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bob’s your uncle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t beat around the bushes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob’s your uncle "
And Ricky's your aunt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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born out of wedlock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob’s your uncle
And Ricky's your aunt."
wasn’t expecting that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob’s your uncle
And Ricky's your aunt.
wasn’t expecting that one "
Typical Machado. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob’s your uncle
And Ricky's your aunt.
wasn’t expecting that one
Typical Machado."
Can’t agree more because les murs ont des oreilles |
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‘Living my best life.’
That fucking well pisses me right off.
I mean really.
Mutherfuckers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob’s your uncle
And Ricky's your aunt.
wasn’t expecting that one
Typical Machado.
Can’t agree more because les murs ont des oreilles "
Olly Murs is a pain on everyone's ears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Age is just a number” "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smile it could never happen.
To a visibly sad person it probably has. "
I always look sad, that's why when we had to wear face masks everywhere no one said it to me for nearly 2 years! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bob’s your uncle
And Ricky's your aunt.
wasn’t expecting that one
Typical Machado.
Can’t agree more because les murs ont des oreilles
Olly Murs is a pain on everyone's ears."
Brigitte aime le cul sec |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""At the end of the day!" . . . . ."
It's night. Sorry lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cheeky Nando's
Why is it cheeky, it's just shit chicken? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it’s not written down it never happened.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Bob’s your uncle "
Nearly, his surname was Roberts. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"“Age is just a number”
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Prince Andrew's motto. |
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""Living the dream"
In answer to being asked how they are today.
I said this today - I’m deeply ashamed! Although, I said ‘living the fucking dream’ not sure if it adds anything really "
It's ok if you were being sarcastic |
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People who say they "hate" something, It makes me sad....Also people who use the word literally completely out of context.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Age is just a number”
Prince Andrew's mott."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shitty miserable sad comments literally makes my brain boil ,
Can be with the biggest hard on of the day , goes straight to snail size mode in no time
Really can’t stand it … |
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"How are you?
Don't ask me that; you won't like the answer, as it's not going to be the ever-so-predictable "fine"."
I had a rep ask me that the other day. Told him to grab a chair and gave him a honest answer about my neck ache, lack of holidays left to take, constant battling with my team of engineers, the fact my big toe still hurts after having gout 3 months ago, my daughter is a pain in the ass, it’s given rain when I’m away in the lakes this weekend etc etc. He actually said he will never ask me that again winner winner chicken dinner |
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"Just saying" as a pathetic excuse aimed at exonorating them from blame after an illconsidered, unjustified and offensive remark.
And the use of "Like" as a punctuation. Please can we stop doing that!! |
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"How are you?
Don't ask me that; you won't like the answer, as it's not going to be the ever-so-predictable "fine".
I had a rep ask me that the other day. Told him to grab a chair and gave him a honest answer about my neck ache, lack of holidays left to take, constant battling with my team of engineers, the fact my big toe still hurts after having gout 3 months ago, my daughter is a pain in the ass, it’s given rain when I’m away in the lakes this weekend etc etc. He actually said he will never ask me that again winner winner chicken dinner "
Class!! But reaaally - how are YOU!!! ( fuck off i dont care!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the forums it's 'getting the popcorn' usually by some idiot who thinks they're being funny.
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Fucking hell yes! And it's always a race to see which comedian can say it first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug and pour it out in front of them while maintaining eye contact the whole way. What are you gonna do about your coffee now?!
Lol! This is me. Hope you’re not attached to your balls
Pffft do your worst
Such a pervert that you’d probably enjoy it "
Why? What have you heard?  |
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"Just about all of the management speak phrases - reach out, think outside the box, blue sky thinking, touch base etc etc "
Reminds me of the tv series
" The Office"
I hate it when guys say they could give oral for hours and can " breathe through their ears"
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That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks. "
I hate that one. How is it a shame? |
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Anyone who starts a reply with “so” |
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Okies and coolio irritate me for no reason.
Man up or get a grip really pisses me off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks. "
Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This might be a grenade but I never hated the word "preference" until I joined here. Especially how it's used incorrectly all the time |
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"Bob’s your uncle "
Fanny's ur aunt x |
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Over using the word super, as in I'm super excited.
To me, it makes you sound like a presenter from Rainbow. |
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"How are you?
Don't ask me that; you won't like the answer, as it's not going to be the ever-so-predictable "fine".
I had a rep ask me that the other day. Told him to grab a chair and gave him a honest answer about my neck ache, lack of holidays left to take, constant battling with my team of engineers, the fact my big toe still hurts after having gout 3 months ago, my daughter is a pain in the ass, it’s given rain when I’m away in the lakes this weekend etc etc. He actually said he will never ask me that again winner winner chicken dinner
Class!! But reaaally - how are YOU!!! ( fuck off i dont care!!) "
Totally |
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"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.
Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘ "
This |
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Another one i cant stand is 'so I turned round and said.....'
I know people who say that all the time and yet I've never seen them do a full 360 degree rotation on their feet.
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420 friendly.. really annoys me every time |
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"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.
I hate that one. How is it a shame?"
Shame for them maybe... |
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"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.
Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘ "
Great response |
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"We are all the same size lying down "
Ha ha My half sister was going out with a famous basketball player back in the 80s and I was so excited to tell my dad and that he was 6'8 or something like that.
That was his response |
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"'Wind ya neck in' and 'alright fella, calm down'.....guaranteed to make me want to 'not' calm down."
Chillax |
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""Living the dream"
In answer to being asked how they are today. "
Tbf I say this when I would truly rather be comatose |
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"Just playing devil's advocate"
We're living in an age of police brutality, mass poverty, abortion rights being taken away, higher rates of mental illness than ever before... like my guy the devil is winning he does not need an advocate. Find a better phrase. |
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over a year ago
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Next time someone says, "everything happens for a reason".. punch them in the face.
-Really hard.
(Joking)
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By *egoMan
over a year ago
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Im not racist but (says something racist)
Using the phrase ‘Snowflake’ because someone reacted to something appalling they said. |
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"Next time someone says, "everything happens for a reason".. punch them in the face.
-Really hard.
(Joking)
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And tell them stupid sayings caused that punch in the face so itvwas kind of self prophesied |
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over a year ago
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On Fab I presume? If so
Roll on [insert some event]
Don’t pass him by ladies
Can’t wait for [insert some event]
Only [x] sleeps to [some event]
The bed was soaked, really ?
You know who you are
Say hi if you’re going to [ some event]
Quality over quantity
Read the profile, of course I do
The list goes on! |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
Near Wells |
"Thanks for reaching out"
No, I'm not reaching for anything. I'm asking you something.
Idiots! |
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"On Fab I presume? If so
Roll on [insert some event]
Don’t pass him by ladies
Can’t wait for [insert some event]
Only [x] sleeps to [some event]
The bed was soaked, really ?
You know who you are
Say hi if you’re going to [ some event]
Quality over quantity
Read the profile, of course I do
The list goes on!"
Love these |
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"oh no,it's not you it's me!"
"It's not what you said ....."
Bullshit both of them ! |
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"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.
Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘ "
If I get a polite 'no thanks' I often thank them for their reply and tell them "lucky escape" |
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"That's a shame.... Usually as a response when I've said no thanks.
Yeah I get this a lot too! I’m tempted to reply ‘not for me it isn’t ‘
If I get a polite 'no thanks' I often thank them for their reply and tell them "lucky escape" "
I just say
“ welcome . thank you . Happy fabs “ |
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"On Fab I presume? If so
Roll on [insert some event]
Don’t pass him by ladies
Can’t wait for [insert some event]
Only [x] sleeps to [some event]
The bed was soaked, really ?
You know who you are
Say hi if you’re going to [ some event]
Quality over quantity
Read the profile, of course I do
The list goes on!
Love these "
Only [x] days to the weekend (usually on a Tuesday)
Nom Nom Nom
Please put [x] in your reply to show you have read the profile.
I don’t talk to silhouettes
Really relaxed guy and her pussy tasted sweet.
Had me cumming in seconds (really awkward 57 minutes that followed)
Don’t mess them about otherwise you will answer to me.
Look forward to round [x] |
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Amazed the amount of Posts on this
Let’s shake the tree of good ideas…. Wtf does that mean. |
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over a year ago
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"Awww look at him, living his best life"
Please just fuck off and lose the ability to speak will you. |
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"If you know, you know" followed by winky emojis and a picture of a shit roast dinner |
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No sugar in my tea or coffee etc....I'm sweet enough....
Or any reference of food towards me.. calling me muffin..cupcake..pumpkin chocolate drop |
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Sup girl what you wearing... At 2 o'clock in afternoon. |
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"Turn that frown upside down - go on then… see what happens twunt! im such an eggy old bastard at times - this thread has made me realise I shouldn’t be near other people "
Twunt along with twatwaffle, oooh so clever to mix random swear words together |
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"'Wind ya neck in' and 'alright fella, calm down'.....guaranteed to make me want to 'not' calm down."
Probably says more about yourself.... |
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By *egoMan
over a year ago
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"'Wind ya neck in' and 'alright fella, calm down'.....guaranteed to make me want to 'not' calm down.
Probably says more about yourself...."
Agree, probably, those terms are more a polite way of telling the person, STFU. |
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Going forwards
Instead of in future |
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Well do you! So passive aggressive haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lidderally
Lol (did you? Did you really laugh out loud??)
Flag up
Reach out
Any trendy americanism.
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"Turn that frown upside down - go on then… see what happens twunt! im such an eggy old bastard at times - this thread has made me realise I shouldn’t be near other people
Twunt along with twatwaffle, oooh so clever to mix random swear words together "
You forgot Cockwomble …. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Brainstorm
Blue Sky Thinking"
Have you ever watched Drop the Dead Donkey? There is a character called Gus Hedges, who is the epitome of 90's management speak and general upper echelon arse licking verbal shite.
You could play management bullshit-bingo with his quotes.
Good series, just like Press Gang |
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over a year ago
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Anyone that says LOL out loud |
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Finding hard to even type this... Mind Blown. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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""Just saying" as a pathetic excuse aimed at exonorating them from blame after an illconsidered, unjustified and offensive remark.
And the use of "Like" as a punctuation. Please can we stop doing that!! "
Cancel Youtube's/Meta's new dictionary and remove "off of", "bunch of" and "super" as the average 3 year old has a higher word count than some of these people.
Funny, how Grammarly never mentions any of these snowflake tems on their annoying ads. |
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