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What are you strangely good at when you are d*unk
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over a year ago
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"Flirting.
How much wine have you had tonight?
Only the one glass 
It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now.
It's the middle of the week man!!!"
Exactly. You should be celebrating. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting.
How much wine have you had tonight?
Only the one glass
It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now.
It's the middle of the week man!!!
Exactly. You should be celebrating."
Check back in an hour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting.
How much wine have you had tonight?
Only the one glass
It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now.
It's the middle of the week man!!!
Exactly. You should be celebrating.
Check back in an hour"
I’ll be d*unk by then so be prepared for me to drop a verse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting.
How much wine have you had tonight?
Only the one glass
It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now.
It's the middle of the week man!!!
Exactly. You should be celebrating.
Check back in an hour
I’ll be d*unk by then so be prepared for me to drop a verse "
I shall read it in a Geordie accent
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"Talking more than usual - and that’s saying something given I can blether for Scotland anyway!
Giving WAY too much away on here tonight as I’m on the red wine which goes straight to my head!"
keep talking xx  |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Mercifully, on the rare occasions when I was d*unk, when I was a full-time student many decades ago, I seemed to be able to persuade my companions to avoid making complete fools of themselves, or from committing social indiscretions.
My helpful actions were almost invariably appreciated the next day, or more accurately the next evening when effects of the booze had worn off and sanity had returned! |
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"Talking more than usual - and that’s saying something given I can blether for Scotland anyway!
Giving WAY too much away on here tonight as I’m on the red wine which goes straight to my head!keep talking xx "
Haha careful what you wish for  |
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