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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We've had the length of girth thread going for a few days now and it's got me wondering.
We've been told there's no point to a long and thin or a short and fat penis, and the ladies want to be fucked not tickled so gents what is it you prefer? - A nice shallow fanny so you get that pleasurable feeling as you bump into the cervix or a lovely tight grip? Maybe it's both? Obviously no one wants to fuck a cavernous vag so which is it?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I myself love a cavernous fanny like the Mariana Trench and that is additionally wide enough to reverse a transit van into without clipping the wing mirrors."
Like my Mr then.
Never ventures down below without a head torch and tying himself to the cupboard door with my dressing gown belt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I myself love a cavernous fanny like the Mariana Trench and that is additionally wide enough to reverse a transit van into without clipping the wing mirrors.
Like my Mr then.
Never ventures down below without a head torch and tying himself to the cupboard door with my dressing gown belt."
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"I myself love a cavernous fanny like the Mariana Trench and that is additionally wide enough to reverse a transit van into without clipping the wing mirrors.
Like my Mr then.
Never ventures down below without a head torch and tying himself to the cupboard door with my dressing gown belt."
 That’s the spirit  If a ladies vaj-gee-gee doesn’t require me to either a) Deck out in full abseiling gear or else b) Attach a six foot plank horizontally across my arse then I ain’t remotely interested  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about one with teeth? 
Pxx
I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm."
It really was.
The teeth really chaffe and after a weekend with Nelly it takes me several days to clean the sand from my 3rd eye. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight.
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I beg to differ. My spam purse knows no bounds.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does every type of cock have to be judged. Variety surely is a good thing. I’m sure long, short, thin, fat cocks can all be used in a way the can be pleasurable "
Totally agree. It's just after 4 days of reading cock size preferences I thought it about time we asked the question from a different point of view.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"What about one with teeth?
Pxx
I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm.
It really was.
The teeth really chaff and after a weekend with Nelly it takes me several days to clean the sand from my 3rd eye."
This is so fucking hot.
Please film it and send it to me.
Include the sand removal.
Thank you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're brave OP... lol"
Just a bit of fun, who could possibly be offended by a bunch of strangers making unkind comments about the wrong shaped genitals?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. "
P.S. Love the shoes... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. "
That actually made me snort.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. "
What man could resist sliding his gentleman sausage into your Nana's coat pocket and withdrawing to find a Werther's Original and a chocolate Hob Nob stuck to their bellend? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about one with teeth?
Pxx
I have those too. My Vag was used in the recent Dune film. It played the sandworm.
It really was.
The teeth really chaff and after a weekend with Nelly it takes me several days to clean the sand from my 3rd eye.
This is so fucking hot.
Please film it and send it to me.
Include the sand removal.
Thank you.
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I have to warm you. The sand removal requires several power tools, safety goggles and a Henry vacuum cleaner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight.
I beg to differ. My spam purse knows no bounds.
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Spam purse! I'm defo going to use this in my sexy talk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well some ladies are unbelievably shallow and judging by how rarely they get their purses out, some are equally tight.
I beg to differ. My spam purse knows no bounds.
Spam purse! I'm defo going to use this in my sexy talk. "
It's tasty.....and functional.
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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago
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"We've had the length of girth thread going for a few days now and it's got me wondering.
We've been told there's no point to a long and thin or a short and fat penis, and the ladies want to be fucked not tickled so gents what is it you prefer? - A nice shallow fanny so you get that pleasurable feeling as you bump into the cervix or a lovely tight grip? Maybe it's both? Obviously no one wants to fuck a cavernous vag so which is it?
Mr"
Vagina size isn't important, unlike penis size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is  "
Or let someone help? 
Pxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is "
Keyser Soze has a measuring stick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to think mine is super loose and dry. Like putting your widge in your nana's coat pocket. So comforting. You might even find a biscuit. "
You had me at biscuit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If a girl has a shallow fanny there are usually complaints she has pain during sex. I'd rather a tighter grip and deeper vag, although that tight grip will probably make me cum quicker. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Erm not sure how you measure it, do I like stick a ruler up there? Or do a handstand pour in water and see what the volume capacity is "
The correct method is a series of different sized penis shaped moulds - a bit like those things jewellers use to measure your ring size just the other way around.
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"Well I've got a depth gauge in my workshop. Or we could see how many pennies one could hold?
Now I have a rather strange image in my head of a vagina version of a penny pusher "
Haha I was thinking more along the lines of a slot machine and the sound of a pocket full of change jingling |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I like them big enough so I can wear the lady in question like a hat.
Especially in winter when my ears get cold.
Also helps if they don't shave for a week or six so it's like wearing one of those fur trapper hats.
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"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower. "
I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on .
So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be |
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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago
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"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower.
I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on .
So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be "
I would give anything to be able to bottom out in that sense. Size matters a lot, and most preferred size on here averages at 7 inches. That's cervix-hitting level, and yet it's still the most desired by far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It really dose amaze me that on a swingers site
Most people don’t know how a woman’s antonym works
Deeps can’t be helped as that’s different for ever individual woman
As far as tightness gose it’s a complete myth
The vigina is elastic
Some off it is down to nartual size just like cocks
Woman have a different nartual “thighness” but that shouldn’t matter
The myth part
The more aroused a woman is the “looser” she will feel” sorry guys but the hard truth is if she’s tight your not doing something right
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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago
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This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum.
All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard
As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah! |
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"This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum.
All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard
As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah! "
This feels like the true message of band aid. Feed the world |
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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago
somewhere sweet and sour |
"This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum.
All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard
As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah!
This feels like the true message of band aid. Feed the world "
although donating a pussy may be frowned upon lol |
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"This is why I love vaginas. All so different but magic fingers and a tongue, they still cum.
All those pelvic floor exercises and I still cross my legs if I sneeze too hard
As long as there are pussies in this world, we won't go hungry hurrah!
This feels like the true message of band aid. Feed the world
although donating a pussy may be frowned upon lol"
I can't see Bob complaining tbf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Imagine drilling a hole for a Rawl plug and it’s too small and not deep enough, you then get your hammer out to try and bang it in.
It just smashes the shit out of the plastic plug right? ….. I like that tight. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Mine has it's own postcode and What-Three-Words location:
floppy-flappy-snatch
I'm not sharing the postcode "
I just tested that.
Either W3W has given you the wrong words or you've made a typo, it was actually floppy.floppy.snitch and you're in Alaska.
A
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"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower.
I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on .
So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be
I would give anything to be able to bottom out in that sense. Size matters a lot, and most preferred size on here averages at 7 inches. That's cervix-hitting level, and yet it's still the most desired by far"
The cervix can be as little as 3 inches in... So that's just not true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It depends how horny you are too, you can have the deepest pussy but if you are stimulated correctly it becomes engorged and less length/girth is needed for stimulation |
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"Mine has it's own postcode and What-Three-Words location:
floppy-flappy-snatch
I'm not sharing the postcode
I just tested that.
Either W3W has given you the wrong words or you've made a typo, it was actually floppy.floppy.snitch and you're in Alaska.
A
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I'm in Spain but my vag is in Alaska |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honestly I feel like many men wish my vagina was deeper rather than shallower.
I have bottomed out so to speak with a few women. I found it quite awkward and could see / feel the pain/ tension / discomfort on them at that time . So half thrusts from that point on .
So yes If it was as easy as say cock size pick from. A deeper feeling one woujd be
I would give anything to be able to bottom out in that sense. Size matters a lot, and most preferred size on here averages at 7 inches. That's cervix-hitting level, and yet it's still the most desired by far"
You know where our cervix sits changes throughout our cycle right? Sometimes its lower, sometimes its higher, when it’s low I can touch mine with my forefinger. You’re chatting absolute nonsense |
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