We all occasionally have days when we see inanimate objects and think about sticking them in our bums, NOT! But jokes aside, the action of Brits sticking random objects in their bottoms is apparently more common than one might think.
According to a story published in the Metro last month, the NHS loses about £350,000 every year removing objects that have got stuck in patients’ rectums.
These objects include (but are not limited to) live eels, glass bottles, instant coffee jars with pins in the lid, Buzz Lightyear toys, concrete mix and aubergines, the newspaper reported.
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Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.
Title will be "The black hole" |
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"Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.
Title will be "The black hole""
Lloyd Grossman presents, Through The Arsehole! |
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"Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.
Title will be "The black hole""
You could combine it with a Generation Game type conveyor belt. |
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"Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.
Title will be "The black hole"
Lloyd Grossman presents, Through The Arsehole! "
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"Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.
Title will be "The black hole"
You could combine it with a Generation Game type conveyor belt."
Now I strongly believe that this idea is worth a million bucks. |
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I remember reading once that a guy in America tried to get through customs but was stopped and found to have…wait for it….a gun up his arse(!!!)
Presumably it was a hand gun but even so, how the hell did he get it up there? |
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"I remember reading once that a guy in America tried to get through customs but was stopped and found to have…wait for it….a gun up his arse(!!!)
Presumably it was a hand gun but even so, how the hell did he get it up there? "
Handle first if he's smart |
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"I remember reading once that a guy in America tried to get through customs but was stopped and found to have…wait for it….a gun up his arse(!!!)
Presumably it was a hand gun but even so, how the hell did he get it up there? "
with great difficulty and copious amounts of vasaline |
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"We all occasionally have days when we see inanimate objects and think about sticking them in our bums, NOT! But jokes aside, the action of Brits sticking random objects in their bottoms is apparently more common than one might think.
According to a story published in the Metro last month, the NHS loses about £350,000 every year removing objects that have got stuck in patients’ rectums.
These objects include (but are not limited to) live eels, glass bottles, instant coffee jars with pins in the lid, Buzz Lightyear toys, concrete mix and aubergines, the newspaper reported.
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ANYTHING is a dildo if you are brave enough! |
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"We all occasionally have days when we see inanimate objects and think about sticking them in our bums, NOT! But jokes aside, the action of Brits sticking random objects in their bottoms is apparently more common than one might think.
According to a story published in the Metro last month, the NHS loses about £350,000 every year removing objects that have got stuck in patients’ rectums.
These objects include (but are not limited to) live eels, glass bottles, instant coffee jars with pins in the lid, Buzz Lightyear toys, concrete mix and aubergines, the newspaper reported.
ANYTHING is a dildo if you are brave enough! "
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only big dicks, tongues up my arsehole and nothing else.
oh yeah, my s/s shower attachment for when I do an enema to ensure super clean rectum before play. |
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Most common apparently are 'bullet vibrators' 
