 | Oh dear, what a disappointment! We had been looking forward to finally visiting this club, and were dismayed to find that it certainly does not live up to the hype from the regular attendees. The decor is ok, and it is fairly clean, but the club is let down by the snooty reception from the owner, staff and regular members. The whole feel is of a wedding reception evening party! Sadly the women attending let themselves down with their attire - boring off the peg party dresses. No imagination, nothing remotely sexy or erotic, and not a stocking top in sight! (and it's the fem half here, saying that!) The guests are only here really to dance around in the ridiculously loud disco area. Other than that, the playrooms remained totally unused and empty! We thought this was a swingers club! No, we don't expect a full on orgy as we walk through the door, but it was clear that the people here had no intentions of doing anything other than dancing and drinking. They certainly had no intention of even engaging in conversation or general acknowledgement of newcomers. This sentiment was echoed by several other couples who like us, were visiting for the 1st time.
The bar service was painfully slow, 1 person is not enough! Especially when she serves the people she knows before anyone else, regardless of whoever is actually next in line. (Another warm welcome to newbies!) The bar prices are ridiculous! Add this to the £50 membership (what for??!!), a high entrance fee and you can easily talk yourself out of going here! It's a lot of money to anyone, for a boring night in a bar!
Obviously, there will now follow, a barrage of regular members stating that they always have a wonderful time here, and that there is obviously something wrong with us! But as we all know, these people are waiting in the wings to post over and over to get truthful reviews like this one, pushed down off the bottom of the page!
We're just giving our opinion of what we found at this club.
Date: 12 August 2013
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