 | Have to agree with the less positive review below. As much as it might upset people we too have a difficulty with this club. We are what we consider Gorgeous, funny,sexy, personable people but really dont see why we should demonstrate those qualities in a swingers club just to make us appealling to others present. Surely our mere presence should be sufficient to have people fortunate enough to cross paths with us throw themselves to the floor legs akimbo whilst flashing that 'anything goes smile'. Honestly, should we really have to do more???
Admitedly we are a 'fruity forties couple' and whilst I am a bit like Grant Mitchell crossed with Churchill the Dog, the Missus scrubs up pretty well and does have the body of someone half her age so when the under 20's feel its enough to simply be friendly in the bar but not see our obvious sex appeal we too feel we have wasted our precious time money and effort.....well, not effort ....we dont feel we should make any.
The club itself is nice enough, if you like relatively upmarket surroundings, nice lighting and music you can dance to but we would much prefer the volume turned up, the lights dimmed and more house music please. Why the owners insist on playing music that appeals to all is beyond us...we get sick and tired of not being able to get on the dancefloor because of all the teeny boppers and 30 somethings having a good time whilst stunning women and very often not so stunning men take turns on the pole!
Dont get me wrong, we have had SOME fun times, have made some great friends and equally importantly had some great sexy fun with people ranging from early 20s to late 50s but for us variety isnt the spice of life and the owners have really missed a trick by not responding instantly and exactly to our 'fantasy guest list'!
Turning to the owners, Bridgitte and Ade may be some peoples cup of tea but definitely not ours. Welcoming, friendly, fun and approachable is a bit too mainstream for us we much prefer aloof and arrogent in a management duo, it makes us feel we are being seen in THE place to be.
We have been going to the club now for a couple of years, we dont go more than once or twice a month but then who would when it's as bad as we have described. We intend to keep going and have just renewed our membership as despite all the issues we have with the place it does have a smattering of sexy,friendly,interesting people almost every night we visit just like us who are intent on having a good time and we do tend to allow some of them to pleasure us, my wife cant help herself, she has a very charitable nature which far too often overtakes her understanding of her own self importance.
Finally, we went again last night, and yet again it was that unpalatable cocktail of the swinging public, someone for everyone so to speak but not everyone seeing the beauty of us! We had some great fun with some lovely couples and have our eye on some others for next time but yet again we left disappointed that people didnt form an orderly queue at the outset offering a range of services to satisfy our sexual depravity.
Visit at your peril...you have been warned!!
Date: 3 February 2013
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