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Rating: Fun
	First visit for a while and this time we introduced our favourite playmates to the club. We arrived a couple of hours before them and made good use of the great facilities. Our friends loved it too, especially the room downstairs with the mirrored ceiling and of course the swing room. Some lovely sexy couples in too, though many seemed to be there just to chat very loudly outside the playrooms. Not sure what was in the jacuzzi but all our eyes smarted really quickly and we could stay in only for 10 minutes. Staff fab as ever, food ok as ever (Angelique did enjoy eating her banana provocatively) and we’ll be back, maybe for the Xmas Party if not before. Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: Fun

First visit for a while and this time we introduced our favourite playmates to the club. We arrived a couple of hours before them and made good use of the great facilities. Our friends loved it too, especially the room downstairs with the mirrored ceiling and of course the swing room. Some lovely sexy couples in too, though many seemed to be there just to chat very loudly outside the playrooms. Not sure what was in the jacuzzi but all our eyes smarted really quickly and we could stay in only for 10 minutes. Staff fab as ever, food ok as ever (Angelique did enjoy eating her banana provocatively) and we’ll be back, maybe for the Xmas Party if not before.

Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: Fun
	Had a great night once again at this fantastic club, last night was very busy but like what greygor said in their review it is getting like a social club, very clickey with no one willing to play outside their group. But all in all had a fantastic night with a lovely couple and staff once again on the ball even Steve behaved himself lol Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: Fun
	Another fun Saturday night with some sexy couples. Just have to get over the latest instalment of 'jacuzzi cough' which is completely self inflicted ;) Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: OK
	Great night last night as always, everyone here is nice polite and clean, the staff are amazing and really do make it what it is...... furst time in the jacuzzi's last night and wow the bloody massive and so hot it's unreal wow x cheers guys xxxx Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Well what a great night last night was had a fantastic time and to the couple in the cinema room thank you ;-). Would definitely recommend this club atmosphere relaxed staff excellent wouldn't go anywhere else. Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: Fun
	while chams is our top club .have to say sat nights are total different vibe than any other days,same couples sitting in same seats like working mens clubs [waiting for bingo to start ]more people in changing room talking looking at pics on phones ect.no room to get changed.a feel of a social about it.and defenatley a bit clickey a bit like meet the fockers.you in the ciscle or not,we had great fun any way will be back .but not sat night . Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: Fun

while chams is our top club .have to say sat nights are total different vibe than any other days,same couples sitting in same seats like working mens clubs [waiting for bingo to start ]more people in changing room talking looking at pics on phones ect.no room to get changed.a feel of a social about it.and defenatley a bit clickey a bit like meet the fockers.you in the ciscle or not,we had great fun any way will be back .but not sat night .

Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	visited and stayed over last night (friday), this club never dissapoints even when it is quite. always clean, staff do a fab job, a lot of club owners should visit chams and take a few pointers, great fun was had, and to all you ladies in the glory holes, GOOD JOB ! Date: 22 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Even with the abuse and cock slapping I get from the staff, I still rate it as fabulous. Why, why would anyone put up with such abuse and continue to go, because I secretly like it :-D makes me feel special, well it's not something I get from any other club haha. in all honesty the staff are just amazing, you can have a joke and a laugh with them, but also raise any concerns you have with them and they will listen (as long as it's not me, then I get squirted with a pistol)! The club is my favourite and the only one I will go to alone and this is down to the staff and how comfortable they make you feel, under false pretences obviously, but I'm not complaining. The club has several facilities that all can use, whether playing, chilling or watching there's something for everyone. There are numerous areas where people can socialise and get to know others and it is totally relaxed. I love this club because of the cosy feel it has, from the lighting and decor, it feels just right. They all work hard to get this club right and for me it's just brilliant; I couldn't fault a thing. I'm looking forward to the Christmas tree this year, going to be a little different haha, I'll even come and decorate it! If you haven't been, then all you can do is attend and decide for yourself, last night there were many new faces and all stated how relaxed it was and not what they were expecting. Thanks to all the staff for making the club what it is. Date: 22 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Even with the abuse and cock slapping I get from the staff, I still rate it as fabulous. Why, why would anyone put up with such abuse and continue to go, because I secretly like it :-D makes me feel special, well it's not something I get from any other club haha. in all honesty the staff are just amazing, you can have a joke and a laugh with them, but also raise any concerns you have with them and they will listen (as long as it's not me, then I get squirted with a pistol)! The club is my favourite and the only one I will go to alone and this is down to the staff and how comfortable they make you feel, under false pretences obviously, but I'm not complaining. The club has several facilities that all can use, whether playing, chilling or watching there's something for everyone. There are numerous areas where people can socialise and get to know others and it is totally relaxed. I love this club because of the cosy feel it has, from the lighting and decor, it feels just right. They all work hard to get this club right and for me it's just brilliant; I couldn't fault a thing. I'm looking forward to the Christmas tree this year, going to be a little different haha, I'll even come and decorate it!

If you haven't been, then all you can do is attend and decide for yourself, last night there were many new faces and all stated how relaxed it was and not what they were expecting.

Thanks to all the staff for making the club what it is.

Date: 22 October 2016

Rating: OK
	Went last night, staff as lovely as ever, jacuzzi lovely and hot, but shocked by the amount of bareback swapping... come on people stick something on it!!! Date: 20 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night where fun is on everyone's agenda and helped along the way by great staff. If you haven't been before it's a must visit club. Date: 19 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Wilde time had again last week can't wait to go again Date: 17 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	I am a regular at Chams and have played mostly as a single but a longterm playmate has been and loved it! The staff are always great, Mark always has a cheeky greeting. As a mainly single, I think there is (and it does depend in when you go, i have had quiet days as everyone has) a way to approach people, act and play, and if you can be respectful, then horny, you will have a lot of fun. As far as the club itself, its clean, well organised and as i said, the staff make it, especially on some of the quieter or slow days when a coffee and a chat is very much appreciated whilst sat at the bar. its a great club, with something for everyone. Date: 17 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

I am a regular at Chams and have played mostly as a single but a longterm playmate has been and loved it!

The staff are always great, Mark always has a cheeky greeting.

As a mainly single, I think there is (and it does depend in when you go, i have had quiet days as everyone has) a way to approach people, act and play, and if you can be respectful, then horny, you will have a lot of fun.

As far as the club itself, its clean, well organised and as i said, the staff make it, especially on some of the quieter or slow days when a coffee and a chat is very much appreciated whilst sat at the bar.

its a great club, with something for everyone.

Date: 17 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We loved the club ... a bit far out of our way but we were on a touring holiday so managed to fit it in and was more than happy we did ... that Avoid post is obvioysly from EXACTLY the kind of person any decent club would like to keep away from their doors .. well done both clubs for recognising his type and not allowing him in .. these kind of single guys can ruin a fun night out and even at the very first stage showed how expectant he was lord knows how he wouldve made a nuisance of himself had he been allowed in .. Date: 16 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

We loved the club ... a bit far out of our way but we were on a touring holiday so managed to fit it in and was more than happy we did ... that Avoid post is obvioysly from EXACTLY the kind of person any decent club would like to keep away from their doors .. well done both clubs for recognising his type and not allowing him in .. these kind of single guys can ruin a fun night out and even at the very first stage showed how expectant he was lord knows how he wouldve made a nuisance of himself had he been allowed in ..

Date: 16 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	First ever vist on a Tuesday night and wasn't sure what to expect but as normal we had great time and thanks to you know who x Date: 16 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Another awesome night at Chams. Always a friendly greeting from the staff and lots of sexy couples and ladies to play with. Excellent every time we go, not a bad word to say. See u there next Saturday. Xxx Date: 16 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet again another very fun night here!! We are always made to feel so welcome by the staff. The other members were again a great mix and lots of fun! Thank you to everyone who helped in one way or another to make our night so enjoyable again! Date: 15 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	In response to the "avoid" review from the below I'd like to add my hat into the ring and say that I go as a single gentleman and have nothing but admiration for this establishment. I've taken the time to get to know some of the staff and Monday night regulars (as that's the only day I choose to go) and I've never seen any evidence to suggest that single males are treated with any sort of contempt whatsoever. As I said in a previous review I will continue to frequent this club for as long as I am welcome and I look forward to meeting more new people and catching up with those I may have met before in the future. Date: 15 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

In response to the "avoid" review from the below I'd like to add my hat into the ring and say that I go as a single gentleman and have nothing but admiration for this establishment. I've taken the time to get to know some of the staff and Monday night regulars (as that's the only day I choose to go) and I've never seen any evidence to suggest that single males are treated with any sort of contempt whatsoever.

As I said in a previous review I will continue to frequent this club for as long as I am welcome and I look forward to meeting more new people and catching up with those I may have met before in the future.

Date: 15 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Following a last minute business trip to Birmingham I took a visit in to club for first time on Nude Tuesday and I have to say it was a fantastic experience. It just seemed so natural to walk around naked and everyone in club no matter age or size seemed so relaxed about it...Oh and although not overly busy "The Fun Was Fab! I would certainly head back in on Nude Tuesday again...Thanks to the two couples I played with in private room and i will be in touch soon....Phil xx Date: 13 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Following a last minute business trip to Birmingham I took a visit in to club for first time on Nude Tuesday and I have to say it was a fantastic experience.

It just seemed so natural to walk around naked and everyone in club no matter age or size seemed so relaxed about it...Oh and although not overly busy "The Fun Was Fab!

I would certainly head back in on Nude Tuesday again...Thanks to the two couples I played with in private room and i will be in touch soon....Phil xx

Date: 13 October 2016

Rating: Fun
	went to the club saturday night had loads of fun played in the glory holes with some couples, nice friendly staff, well run club, if any one we met reads this pls say hi ;) Date: 13 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We made a last minute decision to spend the day at Chams and we're glad we did. Thanks to all the guys who kept Lady happy all afternoon and to everyone we chatted with. See you all again soon. Date: 13 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been a member of Chams for two or three years now as a single guy and as far as I am concerned the club is run in a professional, welcoming and friendly manner. When I first contacted the club about membership it was made clear to me that acceptance was not guaranteed and that I should call in to discuss. This is entirely reasonable and when I did so I was told that I would need to try again in a few weeks - again understandable. I came back a few weeks later and I was given my membership - patience paying off! The club has a duty to all members; couples, single ladies and single guys to balance the membership ratios. They never know in advance how many members will turn up on a given day/night but if they approve members because a particular day is quiet then they could find on a busier day the balance is not to anyone's satisfaction. It's a great club with fantastic staff who do all they can to create a relaxed, friendly and sexy environment that so many of us have come to love. The idea that they are anti single guys is nonsense and smacks of bitterness based on an unfulfilled sense of entitlement. Date: 12 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

I have been a member of Chams for two or three years now as a single guy and as far as I am concerned the club is run in a professional, welcoming and friendly manner.

When I first contacted the club about membership it was made clear to me that acceptance was not guaranteed and that I should call in to discuss. This is entirely reasonable and when I did so I was told that I would need to try again in a few weeks - again understandable. I came back a few weeks later and I was given my membership - patience paying off!

The club has a duty to all members; couples, single ladies and single guys to balance the membership ratios. They never know in advance how many members will turn up on a given day/night but if they approve members because a particular day is quiet then they could find on a busier day the balance is not to anyone's satisfaction.

It's a great club with fantastic staff who do all they can to create a relaxed, friendly and sexy environment that so many of us have come to love. The idea that they are anti single guys is nonsense and smacks of bitterness based on an unfulfilled sense of entitlement.

Date: 12 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Well it looks like the topic of single guys at chams has upset one particular person so i thought id also add a review. .. over the last 12 .. 13 years the male half .. me has been welcomed with open arms at this outstanding club . Never have i been turned away and all i can say is if Heineken made clubs and staff then this would be it .. yes im part of a couple now but for the best part of my years at this couple i attended as a single guy .. i will continue to do so for many years to come hopefully as long as they allow my mobility scooter and zimerfame im in .. chameleons i love you . Xxxx Date: 12 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Well it looks like the topic of single guys at chams has upset one particular person so i thought id also add a review. .. over the last 12 .. 13 years the male half .. me has been welcomed with open arms at this outstanding club . Never have i been turned away and all i can say is if Heineken made clubs and staff then this would be it

.. yes im part of a couple now but for the best part of my years at this couple i attended as a single guy .. i will continue to do so for many years to come hopefully as long as they allow my mobility scooter and zimerfame im in .. chameleons i love you . Xxxx

Date: 12 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	It appears the last avoid post has an issue with their spelling although it also appear they too can't spell in a lower paragraph (freind). But in all this club does not act in the way this individual has spoken but classes itself on stability and reputation. For the record i initially went as a SINGLE conducted myself in the appropriate manor for which i was raised and what followed was an invite to then be offered a full membership. So this is a club for singles guys as well as couples and single females who indulge in common courtesy. Great club and always a pleasure to see new members all the time including policy following single males :-) Date: 12 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

It appears the last avoid post has an issue with their spelling although it also appear they too can't spell in a lower paragraph (freind).

But in all this club does not act in the way this individual has spoken but classes itself on stability and reputation. For the record i initially went as a SINGLE conducted myself in the appropriate manor for which i was raised and what followed was an invite to then be offered a full membership.

So this is a club for singles guys as well as couples and single females who indulge in common courtesy.

Great club and always a pleasure to see new members all the time including policy following single males :-)

Date: 12 October 2016

Rating: Fun
	Slim and I went Weds daytime, as ever scrupulously clean, just a bit quiet and very few single guys actually wanting to play. Great cheesy chips as ever LOL , will be back soon Date: 12 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	My fave club by far , never had a bad time there ever wether it's with my partner or with my friends .....the staff are fantastic, welcoming and fun too ......and there is never a shortage of respectable single guys there dispite the last review, see you all soon x Date: 12 October 2016

Rating: Avoid
	OK. I'll add a rider to that 'avoid' advice. If you are single, male and a non-member of Chams then you are wasting your time trying to get in. Following my scathing review of Chams at Newport, I decided that I would give their main club at Darlaston a try, and guess what, they weren't admitting single male non-members either, even though the club was virtually empty. Just like the club at Newport that says... (quoted from their website) "Welcome to Darlaston Swingers... For anyone thinking of coming to Chameleons Darlaston for the first time, you will be receive a firendly greeting by one of our staff... (not my grammar or spelling) You will not receive any welcome if you are a single male, you will be turned away. That message should probably read, "you will receive a friendly greeting if you are a single female or a couple. Everyone else please just f**k off." I have been a business consultant for long enough to be able to tell the difference between a chance occurrence and a policy. Chameleons policy is to discourage single males - end of. So, if you fall into that category don't waste your time at either of their clubs. The only way to get in as a single male would be to find a Fab Freind of the opposite sex, go initially as a couple and then join as a member. That all important card will give you access, but it appears that only being a little devious (not deviant) will get you through the door. Don't try phoning or emailing them in advance either. They don't answer their phone, and I was told emails go straight into junk mail, then get deleted unless you include an attachment, like a photo. Single males - you have been forewarned. Choose to visit another club or prepare to be disappointed. Date: 11 October 2016

Rating: Avoid

OK. I'll add a rider to that 'avoid' advice.

If you are single, male and a non-member of Chams then you are wasting your time trying to get in.

Following my scathing review of Chams at Newport, I decided that I would give their main club at Darlaston a try, and guess what, they weren't admitting single male non-members either, even though the club was virtually empty. Just like the club at Newport that says...

(quoted from their website)

"Welcome to Darlaston Swingers...

For anyone thinking of coming to Chameleons Darlaston for the first time, you will be receive a firendly greeting by one of our staff... (not my grammar or spelling)

You will not receive any welcome if you are a single male, you will be turned away. That message should probably read, "you will receive a friendly greeting if you are a single female or a couple. Everyone else please just f**k off."

I have been a business consultant for long enough to be able to tell the difference between a chance occurrence and a policy. Chameleons policy is to discourage single males - end of. So, if you fall into that category don't waste your time at either of their clubs.

The only way to get in as a single male would be to find a Fab Freind of the opposite sex, go initially as a couple and then join as a member. That all important card will give you access, but it appears that only being a little devious (not deviant) will get you through the door. Don't try phoning or emailing them in advance either. They don't answer their phone, and I was told emails go straight into junk mail, then get deleted unless you include an attachment, like a photo.

Single males - you have been forewarned. Choose to visit another club or prepare to be disappointed.

Date: 11 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	So glad we made the journey up here, Monday nights are so relaxing, everyone is friendly, not too crowded and plenty of room for everyone, except the hot tubs, standing room only which was hilarious, still our favourite place to play, big thanks to the staff, always smiling and always happy to bring us breakfast in bed, Date: 11 October 2016

Rating: OK
	M and I were there on Sunday night had a fantastic time best time ever in fact. Met up with our great friends wow and met new ones would love to make contact with others we met there M was the lovely lady in dreadlocks if any of the couples we met want to make contact please do As usual the club was amazing the staff fantastic Thank you for making a great evening better Date: 11 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	wow what a monday afternoon we met some of our friends and new ones too, we had a fab time ,thanks to everyone we saw there and as usual the staff were brill too xxx Date: 10 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to chams on Saturday night and introduced our friends to the club and how impressed they was and certainly enjoyed the night. We met such lovely and sexy couples and really enjoyed the fun times and our friends will certainly be returning with us xxx Date: 10 October 2016

Rating: Fun
	We were there on Saturday night which has always been Couples Only Night. We were there for about 3 hours from 9.00 until midnight. As we understand all the single guys have to be out of the club by 7.00pm but there appeared to be 3-4 guys who did not seem to be with any particularly ladies who spent most of the time cruising round obviously hoping to muscle in on any action. Are Chams relaxing the couples only policy or were these 4,left overs from the afternoon. We have heard it suggested in the past that single guys may have come in with a lady, they have paid their entrance fee as a couple which is lower than that for a single guy. Then after a short while the lady leaves. Or is all of this a conspiracy theory. Time for an investigation by the Pussy Police. Date: 10 October 2016

Rating: Fun

We were there on Saturday night which has always been Couples Only Night. We were there for about 3 hours from 9.00 until midnight. As we understand all the single guys have to be out of the club by 7.00pm but there appeared to be 3-4 guys who did not seem to be with any particularly ladies who spent most of the time cruising round obviously hoping to muscle in on any action.

Are Chams relaxing the couples only policy or were these 4,left overs from the afternoon. We have heard it suggested in the past that single guys may have come in with a lady, they have paid their entrance fee as a couple which is lower than that for a single guy. Then after a short while the lady leaves.

Or is all of this a conspiracy theory. Time for an investigation by the Pussy Police.

Date: 10 October 2016

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