| OK. I'll add a rider to that 'avoid' advice.
If you are single, male and a non-member of Chams then you are wasting your time trying to get in.
Following my scathing review of Chams at Newport, I decided that I would give their main club at Darlaston a try, and guess what, they weren't admitting single male non-members either, even though the club was virtually empty. Just like the club at Newport that says...
(quoted from their website)
"Welcome to Darlaston Swingers...
For anyone thinking of coming to Chameleons Darlaston for the first time, you will be receive a firendly greeting by one of our staff... (not my grammar or spelling)
You will not receive any welcome if you are a single male, you will be turned away. That message should probably read, "you will receive a friendly greeting if you are a single female or a couple. Everyone else please just f**k off."
I have been a business consultant for long enough to be able to tell the difference between a chance occurrence and a policy. Chameleons policy is to discourage single males - end of. So, if you fall into that category don't waste your time at either of their clubs.
The only way to get in as a single male would be to find a Fab Freind of the opposite sex, go initially as a couple and then join as a member. That all important card will give you access, but it appears that only being a little devious (not deviant) will get you through the door. Don't try phoning or emailing them in advance either. They don't answer their phone, and I was told emails go straight into junk mail, then get deleted unless you include an attachment, like a photo.
Single males - you have been forewarned. Choose to visit another club or prepare to be disappointed.
Date: 11 October 2016
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