We are both very social people so as we both love to cook why not cum

Couple in Edgware, Greater London, UK

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Last on: over a year ago

SINGLE GUYS - STOP PESTERING US OR WE WILL REPORT YOU!

We both love to cook (and eat) and to entertain guests. Why not join us for Dinner and let's see if there is a synergy.

ZsaZsa being Filipina loves to cook Filipino, Malaysian and Singaporean food whilst Daniel cooks Irish, English and French.

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties.

GUYS PLEASE STOP CALLING IF YOU ARE SINGLE. WE PLAY AS A COUPLE WITH COUPLES!

GIRLS

We ONLY play as a couple but Daniel is happy to watch ZsaZsa with another Bi or Bi-Curious woman and will only join in if invited.

Daniel does have a liking for YOUNGER woman but not to the exclusion of other women more mature

ZsaZsa for some reason best known to herself wants to watch me being pleasured by another woman, ideally a Bi or Bi Curious woman. Call me on to discuss with either of us! I am not complaining.

BOYS - We do NOT play with Single Men. If we like you then we will let you know. Deal with it as that is how it is.

VERY relaxed and into trying anything once except Pee, Poo and Pain.

Hi there and welcome to our NEW profile :-). Please take the time to read all of it, as we always do the same before sending a message and expecting a response and yes, we will always read ALL of yours.

We are looking for nice people i.e. Single Women, M/F Couples and F/F couples. Our only race requirements are that you are human. We have no issue with the colour of your hair or your shoes for that matter If we wouldn't want to hang out with you, We won't want to hang in with you. No matter how cute/fit you are.

FWB = Friend With Benefits.

Both Daniel and I BOTH love much younger women so if you girls are young AND curious, let's meet for a drink and a chat without ANY expectations.

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Messages:

We like to "see" who is messaging us, so please attach your face pic if you do initiate contact. (Without pretending that we've spoken before.)

A face pic of you - on here.

A recent unedited face pic of you.

Both of you if a couple (obviously)!

No drama please....

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Meets:

Social first, in a public place, with no expectations please.

Can travel and Cannot accommodate but want to meet nice people. Life is too short.

We always look for friendly ladies and couples and guaranteed fun meets with people we have met before. We do not always play on our first meet, but we can if the Chemistry is there.

NO exceptions. That means, NO exceptions. NONE.

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I am looking for:

Friendly, easy-going, honest, considerate, good quality, fun, and sexy friends to meet and spend time with whenever we both (or all) wish and are free to.

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About me:

Well mannered, easygoing, a good conversationalist (someone who can hold a conversation - and not just a sexual one), sexual, sensual, funny (that's GSOH not funny in the head!), cheeky and cheeky, passionate, polite, discreet (not discrete), and respectful.

ZsaZsa is five feet eight inches tall, UK dress size 14-16, natural 36F bust, black shoulder length hair, and good teeth.

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Our Ideal Person/Couple:

Race - human. Like Missy Elliott said, "....Boys, boys, all type of boys and girls for ZsaZsa" That goes for girls too which is what Daniel is into.

Similar qualities to me who I have good chemistry with. NOT married or attached (unless your other half is aware) and not too far away - I am looking for playfriends, not penfriends.

Someone who is good company in and out of the bedroom. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously - as we don't. Someone who can laugh at themselves - as we often laugh at Guys - it looks bigger when you manscape.

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Men:

I (Daniel) am Straight, but to be not too much taller than me - Not much to ask, seeing as I am 5 feet 8 inches tall barefoot. Tall is good. Very tall is very good.

I am not into men and believe that "athletic" refers to a body type, rather than an ability to be able to run for a bus or a fondness for watching sports....ZsaZsa will know very quickly if she wants to play or not.

No man strops if she does not fancy you please accept this without throwing your toys out of your pram. It's so unbecoming.

I am straight but not homophobic. ZsaZsa does like to lick the stamp on the other side and I enjoy her enjoying other women.

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Women:

Although we do like curvy, shapely ladies, we have yet to have been attracted to any over a UK size 16-18, so will say that that's our upper size limit.

Curves can be small, petite and still present, so please don't be shy ladies ;-)

Bi-selfish women - bye bye. Bi-curious, learn from the experts.

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Interests:

Well, they are listed on my profile, as I ticked the relevant boxes!

Please do not ask me for nude pics and/or cam shows, as refusal often offends. ("Cybersex" and "Webcams" do not appear under the Interests section of my profile after all. The same applies to "Phone sex").

There is a wonderful thing called "Google" and it is excellent for easily locating free pictures, porn, videos, etc. This isn't "story time with Zsaanddan", so Google can also provide you with stories :-)

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Other/Random:

We enjoy reading profiles that do not fit into a tweet - would make me a bit of a hypocrite if we didn't! If you can't be bothered to write something on your profile, then it seems a bit unfair to expect a response we think.... Can you remember what we said about "LIFE" earlier in our profile? Put it first on the subject line. Thanks for your time.

Love

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ZsaZsa & Daniel

ZsaZsa

48 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Ohdannyboy

64 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 21
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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*heshunt Coulple (65), Couple on 12 November 2015 by Meeting in person:
We met this couple for a quiet social at a pub. They just come back to our's for a coffee and to see where we lived, one thing led to another and we had two and half hours of really sexy fun. Meet this couple if you get the chance as they are really hot and want to play.

*ayden69 (35), Man on 9 September 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous couple at ourplace4fun! truly feel blessed to meet them! had a great chat.. really made me feel comfortable straight away! They are a true genuine couple who had such great chemistry with one another! can't wait to see these to again! x

*ukeanSuzie (32), Couple on 8 July 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met these two at a private party held by a mutual friend... Fantastic sexy couple .we had a lot off fun play. Mwah hope to catch up soon

*ornyblackpoolcpl (44), Couple on 13 April 2015 by Meeting in person:
We spoke with this wonderful couple weeks before we went down to London, and as promised they met with us. They are a genuine fun couple to be with, professional, funny, open and honest, clean and respectful. Great company in the bar fantastic fun in the bedroom. They are one of the nicest people we have met from the site, hopefully we will be entertaining them at ours when they travel up to Blackpool. Thanks again guys for your time and company, a pleasure meeting with you, and we are pleased to call you friends Alan and Shell xx

*ooby dick (64), Couple on 18 November 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met this delightful couple recently and what a fun couple they are. Zsa is just so sexy and gorgeous with oral skills and tight pelvic muscles any virgin would have lol and Dan a gentleman who fed Sue in more ways than one. Look forward to another meet as soon as time permits. Thanks guys and the soup was great too x

*e ma (68), Couple on 10 November 2014 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely, totally and wonderfully fantastic couple. Made us feel very welcome and relaxed. Oh so much fun and anyone would be a fool to say otherwise. Look forward to seeing you two again and hopefully again. Mrs is one vivacious tigress and we feel we have made some true friends. Mr has some wicked skills not to be missed. A1 true fabsters.

We are both very social people so as we both love to cook why not cum

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