Looking for a Pinball Wizard.

Couple in Canterbury, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 month ago

Can you see the Real Me (us)? We certainly don’t need a shrink or priest!

We’ve been here before and know how to spot the flakes and fakes. We Won't Get Fooled Again.

We’re a busy couple with limited free time but like to play as and when we can. We’re as much about the friendship as chandelier swinging.

We’re looking for people that are as laid back as us and who are as happy having a pint in the pub as meeting at a club, or if you’re really lucky, getting invited round. We're not looking for A Quick One. Neither of us slim or elfin like. Definitely Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy.

Whilst we love to chat, we both struggle to message constantly, so please bear in mind that we’re never going to be your sexting friends. By the time we message you back, you’ll have lost the urge! Try Pictures of Lily instead (and yes, we know this is getting obscure!). In person though, you will get our undivided attention.

Who Are You? If you’ve woken up in a Soho doorway, we may well be interested! We’re looking mainly for couples and the exceptional singles. Whilst we state we are straight, neither of us are worried about playing alongside those that are bi or gay - we're just unlikely to bump bonking bits together. But hey, you never know! As they say, Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere.

Age wise looking for people who are about My Generation, but we’re very flexible.

If you’ve got this far, and we haven’t baffled you, drop us a line. Let’s See Action.

George

53 years old, Straight

6'2" 188cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Pearl

51 years old, Straight

5'0" 152cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cross-dressing, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*anofkent160 (50), Man on 24 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing couple at silverleigh and wow a great chat and down to earth and what can I say very sexy and horny .hope I will meet again

Friends

Tony (50), Man