Fucks and giggles !

Couple in Swansea, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Hey we are a happily married couple been swinging on and off for 25 years now.

Would love a regular female to be spoilt by both of us.

We don’t swing separately or in different rooms. We come together (literally) and we stay together. I am bi female. Love women and doing all sorts with them. I’m fun friendly. Funny. Very rude and have no filter. Apparently lol I fucking love anal and I love to suck cock. I also like to watch hubby with other women it turns me on. He’s a tall chap well built and has a good size cock and he knows how to use it. He is very straight. So sorry no bi men or even the ones thinking about it please. It’s just not us !

We are a very normal couple. We work hard and long so it’s not always easy to answer messages or send pics etc it’s when we get time.

We’d like to meet socially and see what happens x

We are not looking for a man. If we are we will find you. All these pics and profiles of cocks do not work for me Zelda. ! All the messages from guys with no profile pic are not even worth looking into because if you can’t be arsed with a pic then you just can’t be arsed !

Ideally we would like a female for regular fun flirting fucking and frolicking. We are not perfect body wise. So if you’re looking for Barbie and Ken move along. We are normal ! Ish

Meeting and chatting is the biggest turn on rather than your face and cock. Or pussy. Is if we don’t get on we ain’t fucking

If you’ve read all this. Drop us a line say hi x

If you message your gonna get Zelda as hubby just watches from the sidelines lol

Zelda

49 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Zorro

52 years old, Straight

6'7" 201cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 30 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Same Room Swapping, Rimming, Oral, DP, Anal, Adult Parties

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*ilth Club Swansea (42), Woman on 13 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Zelda love attended the launch of our new Unicorn Ranch event this weekend and really helped create the fun but classy vibe. Great to see you again you two, thanks for coming, hope to see you soon. Lojo

*eteandjen69 (52), Couple on 13 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
We stumbled across this gorgeous pair at last night’s Unicorn Ranch social. Great company, funny and sexy in equal measure….hope to see you guys again at the next social x

*edi123 (54), Couple on 13 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this sexy couple at the unicorn ranch. They are such a friendly laid back funny couple, we had a fantastic evening with them x

*hiny Discoballs (47), Couple on 13 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Good lord! What an unexpected pleasure meeting both of these sexy people at the Unicorn Ranch. What a great evening, hope to see you both soon...and I like your dress xx

*ojos Elf (42), Woman on 2 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Saw this lovely couple at a social night, hopefully will get chance to chat properly next time x

*armmale (37), Man on 2 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
I had a great time chatting with these two at a social. He is openly a dirty bastard and from the sound of the things they do, I tend to believe him. Both of them are fun company.