I have spoken!

Man in Bucks/wilts, South East, UK

Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Thick Thighs, meaty cock, good looking olive skinned man. Looking to meet Females only (married, single etc) for filthy fun but clean fun...you know what I mean gotta be hygienic "aware" else it aint gonna work as I'm clean from any STI so shes gotta be too and showered before a meet! (apparently this is too harsh ive had messages from women being offended about showering before a meet!)

Also if you fuck/ suck bi guys (aka guys that stick their wotsits up another mans hula hoop) or enjoy rimming a man's ass (nothing beats a smelly ass right) then sorry am not interested, you may be happy enough taking a risk to catch something and be on meds for the rest of your life but il kindly pass...thanks (again silly women that love eating ass and sucking smelly cock have messaged me to show their outrage, tut tut its your choice if you love to do that stuff, doesn't mean im gonna fuck you, you snowflake!)

PS: I am actually STRAIGHT and proud, i dont bend for anyone, seen women on here verified meeting "straight" guys and when you look at the straight guys profile she met, hes took dick left right and centre from another straight guy! haha! The amount of straight guys I've had messages from asking to suck me discreetly, I'm sure you ladies have easily or knowing fucked loads! Do your research before you meet! pmsl

Closet Gays (Straight guys and those with fake couple profiles) if you decide that you may have fooled fab by creating an account and then think you will get away with it and fool me, it wont ever work, you can try but, then don't get into a hissy fit and cry into your rainbow coloured pillow after i knock your confidence down so low that your penis wont ever get hard again.

Also...Women....If you cant be bothered to show me what you look lik by no means am i desperate that i will just be "up for it" need to know if i have an initial attraction i dont fuck anything that moves!

Just to mention the fools that find me arrogant and rude and message me to tell me this or to say I am "judgement " are the women that hate themselves cause they enjoy eating a man's ass or after reading my profile, common sense has hit them in the fanny and are now worried that fucking bi men is risky business! So they show their outburst to me. Blaming me for your own choice in fuck buddies? I don't think so moron!

Also guys if you are gay come to terms with your inner gay! Why message me to show me how much I offend your fake straightness? It's hilarious how many get offended and message me and block? What's the point I mean really? You just give me a good reason to smile!

I am by no means anywhere in my profile bashing on gay men, they openly admit their preferences, i get gay men messaging me all the time, rarely have i blocked any cause they have bothered to read my profile, agree with the closets and the fake straights, its the stupid ass eating feminist and apparent straight men (yes they exist in couples profile too) with a trigger tendency that I avoid and block!

other than that im a chill guy :) Sending positive vibes haha

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Xavier

37 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

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Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

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Cannot accommodate
Can travel

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I have spoken!

Man in Bucks/wilts, South East, UK

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