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Man in Dartford, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

This is what I love about fab..

Just when I think I’m nailing life, I come on here and realise that being a 30-something white guy is the least sexiest type of person available :p it’s definitely humbling! Mainly here to perv to be honest. I try to meet but you lot have so many stipulations and just randomly stop messaging when meets tend to get sorted I kinda think it’s a wind-up :p

Not new to the scene. I turn up and keep my promises. I perform like a champion and despite the sass am actually a big softy deep down. Incredibly educated (as you can tell because my profile doesn’t have that bogus legal disclaimer about misusing pictures for studies etc.) A gentleman, filthy fucker and incredibly imaginative. My life is sorted other than the sex part.

Not interested in:

-“join my gangbang, message me for details” - 1) Ew random women I can just about get my head around but dealing with random guys? No thanks. And 2) Those types of people always ALWAYS have something like “£100 per ticket” and fail to mention it because they know fab admins will take their profile down for sex work :p

- Women that are “sapiosexual” or “need to be stimulated mentally first”. Mate, if your life is that boring/unstimulating that you’re on fab for intellectual connections…holy balls. Go back into academia if that turns you on :p

- “Social first is a must”. Listen, I get it. A lot of guys are weird AF. I’m not one of them. Horny, yes. Weird? No. If you’re that insecure about fucking a stranger; that’s fine. But I’m not turning up to a coffee date where we’d just talk about the weather and what our lives our like. I’m here to fuck ;)

- Ticketed events/promoters. You lot deserve your own circle in hell haha

- MM accounts that peek at me? I’m a straight guy. Please just no. No thanks. I’m not even remotely interested.

- “Please mention *insert word* when messaging”. Oh please spare me.

I’m not here for games. I WILL send outrageously filthy messages and if that isn’t what you want; fine. Be a tech-savvy adult and just block me ;) This is a sex site; it’s not that deep.

39 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Making Videos

Verified Genuine Profile

*ittyxcx (33), Woman on 5 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Have known A for what feels like a million years. Still the best person at sucking on my tits, which I do occasionally still think about. He's also a handsome big lump who's head I don't want to inflate with any more compliments!