Something kinda wonderful

Woman in Amazing-town, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 week ago

In the words of Janis Joplin…

“Oh lord won’t you find me,

a fine guy from FAB

My friends all have husbands,

I need a fit lad,

Worked hard on my profile,

With photos and words

So oh lord won’t you finnnnd me a gentlemen with worth”

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Singing over…now onto the profile stuff

Dick pics don’t work for me. Don’t send them! A message should stand out and have a little effort put in. It doesn’t need to be a covering letter but it does need to be more than a hey. Please send a photo. A one word initial message without a photo I will just delete.

I don’t really look at winks. So don’t be shy. Say hi. Oooohhh that rhymes :)

You:

Smart - in appearance and upstairs.

I prefer a clean shave or a little stubble. Lots of facial hair just doesn’t do it for me. Strange but true.

Able to hold a conversation in text and IRL.

Make me smile. Make me laugh.

Send me a photo. Eyes are important - so is a smile (also so i can check you have teeth). The photo should be current. Not your holiday from 2018 which quite frankly right now would be classed as vintage. Due to the volume of applicants if you don’t share a photo or have an outstanding first message i will not read the message. I’m not a sassy lass but I just don’t have time.

Moi:

Pretty easy going

Sense of humour. Love some good banter.

Intelligent - I have a brain and like to use it

Classy. I’m not gonna shag you in your car after three messages… it will take at least 7 and the car will be a deposit on a house (sub-text I’m not shagging you in your car on a first meet)

Brunette, curvy (in alllllll the right places) although defo need to work on the beach bod! Ha! If you like a lady shaped like a twig this ain’t me at all.

If you like a lady that just agrees with you. This is not me! Haha I enjoy conversation and I will challenge you.

What I want:

For me connection is key. I need to find someone attractive on more level than one. Being my type looks wise will creak the door open but what will get you in front of me is your mind. I most enjoy a flirty date and then taking it back somewhere luxurious for a night of naughtiness. A charming gent outside the bedroom and a master inside it.

Unless I’m travelling I’m not interested in the one night stuff. It’s empty. I’m looking for the holy grail here I appreciate that. A fwb situation and someone who’d be interested in cheeky weekends away.

I am really busy so unless you have some patience I’m probably not for you.

I don’t reply to all messages as I do have certain tastes and preferences. I don’t want to waste anyone’s time. Please don’t take this badly. The abuse isn’t nice. Be kind. Happy fabbing all.

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Ok time for a new approach

The goal for 2024 is once per month to reserve time for the following date ideas. Yes you’ll invest as these aren’t B&M bargain level. We will meet before to make sure the chemistry is right both sides. I’m not arrogant enough to think I’m gonna be everyone’s cup of tea.

I do expect you to do the planning and if you want add your own flare I’d love that. I will be there looking as amazing as I can (head to toe) and wear lingerie to your taste.

January

We’ll have wine and cheese at xxx and visit AIRE Roman baths where we’ll see hot much touching we’ll get away with. You’ll book a hotel close by and take me back to restrain me and spend hours teasing my body.

February

You’ll book a hotel in London or close. We’ll head to honey birdette and you’ll buy me lingerie. Then we’ll have lunch and get tipsy before heading to a sex shop. We’ll watch porn together in the hotel and play with our new purchases.

March

I’ll be travelling. So unless you want to jet set and take me out to dinner somewhere iconic it’ll be a quiet month.

April

It’ll probably be cold and miserable. You’ll rent the blue door dungeon for a few hours of afternoon play. Then we’ll head to a pub for a cosy meal. Then an Airbnb in the middle of no where, ideally with a hot tub.

May

We’ll go to a sex club together. You’ll need to already have membership. We’ll discuss fantasies before hand and see what the night has in store. You’ll book a hotel for after and we’ll continue the party until the sun comes up.

June

You’ll book a weekend to Amsterdam. We’ll fully immerse ourselves in all the traditions the city has to offer.

July

Let’s hope more than the weather is hotting up. You’ll plan a romantic picnic. Feed me strawberries and we’ll drink champagne off one another.

August

You’ll book a box for a musical or opera that we’ll have for ourselves. We’ll see how far we can take it playing with one another before we head back to a hotel nearby for a night of passion.

September

Let’s go glamping at a festival. We’ll spend the time partying and fucking in as many places as we can.

October

We’ll go to a kinky halloween party. We’ll dress up and continue the role play in a hotel room. I’ll be a sexy nurse.

November

You’ll book dinner somewhere special. You’ll slip a vibrating egg into me and control the remote through dinner and later when we go dancing. We’ll fuck in as many public places as we can.

December

We’ll go ice skating in Kensington then visit one of the Museums and see how naughty we can get and where.

Last updated November 2023.

If you got this far wowwww. Send me a message with the month that interests you the most.

38 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings