Duvet diver

Man in Guildford, South East, UK

... "Leaving Amsterdam 31st, will now be without Internet at sea until 2nd Jan, Happy New Year x". 8 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Hello!

BEFORE YOU READ FURTHER ON, SO TO SAVE WASTING YOURS AND MY TIME:

I DO NOT RESPOND TO ONE LINERS

I DO NOT DO INSTANT MEETS

Please now take the time to read my profile.

I am not looking to fuck my way around this site and only want to connect with genuine people :-)

If you send an initial message please make it more than just saying a lazy "nice profile", "lets fuck", "are you free to meet", or "hi".

So please take the time to say more than a few words barely making a sentence! It's a turn-off! I am unlikely to respond but likely to just block you.

I am not asking for a ten page essay but tell me a little about yourself, or else something horny or funny but please, only after having first taken the time to read my profile.

Thank you.

I am looking for someone who enjoys one on one intimacy from a mature and very tactile man.

I will always reply to your messages, but with a big "BUT", please, ladies and gents, no one liners of 2 or 3 words, please make the effort or please don't message me at all.

Whilst am bi, if you are straight or a straight couple I always 100% respect those boundaries and, unless otherwise invited during play, I will never cross any boundaries, being respectful always of all sexes and their sexual preferences, straight, gay, lesbian or bi, dom or sub or switching.

Please be able to swap face pics and phone numbers before meeting.

(I do not do instant meets).

Masculine, clean and polite, and respectful bi-guy, looking for unhurried intimacy, my own pleasure is in providing pleasure to you, and slowly arousing your entire body.

I prefer not to meet in the woods, or behind bushes, in caves, nor in cars, or car parks or in cupboards, public loos, under bus shelters, in lifts, shopping trollies, or up trees, flagpoles or lamp posts, neither do I meet in fields, ditches, service stations or laybys. I like the comfort of indoor sex, in a bedroom, though happy to have sex anywhere indoors, not averse to the staircase, the kitchen, on top of the washing machine doing a good full spin, or in the hall, the lounge or perhaps in your garage (already ticked off), or in the garden "if your bush is big enough" for privacy.

Hugs in advance from a frabjous Wombler

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Kik: Womblerish

Wombler

67 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 85
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

Verified Genuine Profile

*dam480 (37), Man on 12 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
Meeting in person for a threesome a while ago now, I had meant to write this then. Nick is smart, clean, well groomed and polite, with a great sense of humour. Our 3some lasted several hours, he enjoys exploration and he certainly knows how to please more than once as did the lovely lady with us, you know who you are! Hours of intimate fun in for everyone, no holes barred! Nick loves pleasing with his tongue, often teasing, with beautiful results, though very wet sheets. Looking forward to a repeat if the logistics of the 3 of us getting together can be overcome. Nick is a true gent, masculine, caring and attentive, with great timing, his pleasure is in giving others pleasure, and never rushed. Hope we can meet again soon