Couple wanting exceptional bi guys.

Couple in Hampton Hill, Greater London, UK

Joined: 10 months ago
Last on: 3 days ago

Hi all! This isn’t our first rodeo and we don’t want or need any funny buggers (Again).

Exceptional bi guys only. Though any qualified masseurs with a huge appendage will at least be politely spoken to :)

(A quick note. This is a specific fantasy of hers. If you turn up with a folding massage table and an extensive collection of essential oils, then you’re laughing. If you turn up, give a 20 second shoulder massage and then flop your cock out expecting it to get sucked then you will be unceremoniously thrown out.)

Her on him - Has tried almost everything once and enjoyed most of it. Voracious appetite for oral on men and women and loves watching me..

Him on her - Still finding her feet sexually but loves rough unrelenting fucking and has a bucket list. Plus she’s gorgeous to boot!

All we require is that you are polite, understand we are both using the site so any messages with the header “Hey sexy” or similar will be laughed at, deleted and laughed at some more and know we don’t put up with bullshit. Seen it all before and nowadays on here you need to be careful where you’re stepping…

If you had read all of this. Congrats! Have a cookie! And, if you feel the compunction to message, please put “Zelda” as your message header so we know you aren’t a twat.

Happy fabbing!

Him

45 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Average
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Her

48 years old, Straight

5'1" 155cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 25 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Anal, Cybersex, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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