Hotbanana

Woman in Escosia, Scotland, UK

... "Time to put my glad rags on and head up ra toon. If you see me, grab ma bum and squeeze". yesterday

Joined: 8 months ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Looking for something fun, been on before, it's all about the attraction and the light banter. Looking for tall 6ft+ (non-negotiable), fit, sexy looking men. Dick pics do nothing for me. Show me that at a later date, I don't need it glaring at me on the first message, while I am trying to eat my breakfast. I have youngsters, so don't stress me out by getting all stroppy because I can't drop it all for you. My evenings and weekends are already taken.

If you can't accommodate, well neither can I. If you are not verified I will delete you, I don't need time wasters or picture collectors and I will also delete if you have not read my profile or sent me a direct request to be a friend. It's not happening. Nosey gits lol

Oh! And if you are married, my restrictions are big enough without yours

Remember it's supposed to be light-hearted and exciting

SCAL

52 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 34 to 50 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Safe Sex, Oral, DP, Blindfolds, Anal

Verified Genuine Profile

*auchey (41), Man on 27 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great vibe: a down to earth, open lady who knows herself and carries herself with a sexy air which I'm looking forward to seeing pan out in private ;) You know it's a good social meet when you're having a perfectly nice conversation in public but at the same time imagining doing all kinds of things but having to restrain yourself ;) A shame indeed that IKEA was just about to close :-D

*aledonianDoran (50), Man on 17 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
After a wee bit of chat on here, we met for a wee social, a very normal, genuine, down to earth woman, good looking and a bod you just look at and can't wait to get to grips with. Looking forward to next time.

*andsomishdevil (50), Man on 15 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Sexy and open to experimenting what's not to love about L. Meets are always fun and uncomplicated. She is always keen to please and be pleased and has blossom on fab over the last couple of years. Good BS sensors so bring your A game.

*il1986 (38), Man on 16 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
GORGEOUS, FILTHY, CONFIDENT, DIRECT, NAUGHTY Woman

*andsomishdevil (50), Man on 18 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
L is a very discerning lady. Nothing easy about her but jvery much worth making the effort for. Looking forward to meeting up again soon.

*argentSaltNPepa (55), Man on 15 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
This amazing and fun lady has become a good banter partner, someone who you can talk to like you've known them for years, it also helps that she is very pleasing on the eye, and with a gorgeous set of pins, she had them out in the sun today showing them off. Gorgeous, funny, straight talking oh and did I say gorgeous. Until our next encounter, where we will have much more fun xx