Thick and ready

Man in Ballymoney, Northern Ireland, UK

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

27 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Cybersex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

Friends

A (49), Woman
milly (30), Woman
L (23), Woman