Part-time CD

TV/TS in Glasgow, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 months ago

So, it has been so long since I updated this. Prime Ministers have come and gone in that time, and with any luck another one will have fucked off by the time you read this. Everything from before is still true, but I thought I'd do a summary of where my head's at so we're all clear.

1. I'm still a crossdressing slut.

2. I'm still single.

3. I'm still a nightmare d*unken date.

4. I'm still into women, crossdressers and trans women (because they're women).

5. I'm still not, nor never will be, into men. Now guys, I know you're not like normal men (obviously) but you know what, you still fall into the normal men category for me in that, the distinction is, no sausages will be getting hidden between us.

6. I respect that different people have different lifestyles and circumstances. It's fine that you wear your wife's knickers or burst her shoes. You're not a crossdresser babes. You're a man in knickers that are too small. See point 5. And buy your own, you cheapskate cunt.

7. My current kinks in no particular order are tights (I'm done with stockings, my ass is too white), encasement (Google it), upskirts, watersports, voyeurism, cages, edging, shoe-dangling, and smoking. And dirty story-telling, names changed to protect the guilty. Don't have a headache, I don't mean all at the same time.

8. I'm still congenitally lazy. I do meet, but, if I'm not in the mood I'll postpone. If you can't wait, I'm probably not worth it.

9. I'm still not into home-wrecking. If you're hairy it's because you don't want to explain why you shave to the wife. That ain't sexy babes, on so many levels.

10. I'm still a d*unken bum, so if we meet, be prepared to chill, to have a few drinks, to relax. I'm not up for a quickie.

So, that's Vicky v.2024.

Good luck with that.

I'll be on cam again from time to time, but it takes me about 3 fucking days to look like a walk-of-shame slut, so don't count any chickens.

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Ok dokes folks...

Since the stuff below is... ahem... somewhat out of date... Let's be honest.

I'm not a 48 year old crossdresser now or anything... but... well... ahem... do the arithmetic.

Dunno if anyone spotted it but for a couple of years meets have been more sporadidic. Some bitch called Rona fucked it up.

And as gorgeous as you might think your clitty is, it ain't worth dying for. Unless you actually are Scully in which case it is. But you're not!!! (Unless you are, call me, you know you want to).

OK so, no traumatising shit or anything, no "Oh tears, wahhh, desperate" gibberish.

It's just a very long time since I've entertained and I'm trying to ease myself back in gently.

So whilst, I probably will, at some point... I might not, quite yet, just now.

Fuck, I have phobias about getting on a train :-D

Oh and for those wondering, the legs are still good but the years have buggered the face.

Video performances may require OxyContin and Smirnoff to reach my previous plateaux. :-D

Mehhhh, message me and you never know. Oh, and, if you're a guy with a cock pic, like you've only got a cock pic... Well honey, it might be nice, it might be impressive, it might even reach the parts other beers cannot reach... But sadly... It's dwarfed by your lack of personality, charm and humour. So best just put it away babes.

Smooch xxx

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Glasgow/Central Scotland, 44 year old crossdresser.

It's been a wee while folks, did you miss me? Liars. You didn't miss me at all. You all went "thank fuck Vicky's gone!!!" Anyway, it's nice to be back, see a few familiar faces, meet a few new ones, and generally perv through profiles... We all do it, don't be coy. I've seen ya. I know what you're up to, and if you don't stop it'll make you go blind. So feel free to say "hi" if you wondered if I was dead, or just fancy a chat, and rock my world, or laptop.

One more thing, meets. I haven't had one for a long time. So I'll be a wee bit gunshy. It doesn't mean I won't meet... but I think this time i'll be a little bit more circumspect. Unless I'm really horny, of course. ;-)

*sigh* fumbling in the wife's sock drawer is not crossdressing. buy your own, cheapskates.

Looking to meet girlies for fun, no request not considered.

Slim, tall(ish), brown/grey hair, blue eyes, anything else you need to know, ask away.

One more thing... you know where it says i'm a smoker... why do "will not meet smokers" contact me? Mind you, you probably haven't read this far.

ok... so, i've met a fair few folk from here (all lovely, many many thanks xxx) but a pattern emerges. i don't want to split up a marriage. i've done that before. it's not good for anyone. so, if you're married and she doesn't know, please don't tempt me because i'm weak and will say yes. and i don't want to.

if you're a "couple" get the missus to talk to me. never ceases to amaze me how many couples are guys who's wife isn't there just now but she's really into it...

if you're looking for a meet... what's the use replying to my asking when you fancy, the following day... what am i? fucking rentahole? i'd make a date 6 months in advance with the right person, but what's the fucking point saying you're horny then taking 24 hours to reply when i ask what you fancy doing. i have a life too. i could have been doing someone worthwhile when i was waiting for the reply...

next thing... there are too many people here who write beautiful prose, from the heart, which is poetic in its lyricism. they never get a look in because "hey, u cam" or "u got kik" is too busy fumbling in his calvin klein boxers while the missus picks the kids up from school.

let me put this politely. I FKN H8 TXTSPK. if you can't figure your head round a sentence i'm reluctant to let you investigate the mysteries of the prostate. smileys are ok though. i like them ;-)

while i'm ranting...

often, on here, i'm on cam. i'm not everyone's cup of tea and i'm not expecting a fan club. but it can be difficult if lots of messages (i wish) are going on at the same time, so i'm sorry... i don't always reply. it's nothing personal. but at the same time... if all you have to say is "hi" or "how u doin" well... i can't be fucking bothered manufacturing a conversation from that... so if it's a boring as fuck introduction... i probably skipped by you to someone that writes in grown up language.

in my defence, i've got lots of shoes and not bad legs hehehe

Vicky

51 years old, Bi-curious

5'11" 180cm
Slim
Smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women TV/TS
Aged from 25 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cross-dressing, Dogging, Making Videos, Oral, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*ainbow_Road (40), Woman on 20 August 2022 by Webcam:
Chat to vicky a lot, fabulous human! Saw her on cam the other night too :)

*heerlover2 (52), Man on 26 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had the good fortune to meet Vicky a number of years ago. We were very much kindred spirits. Great chat, great body and a lovely sexy meet especially when it started to “rain” indoors. Xx

*ilith Laukas (33), TV/TS on 8 September 2018 by Meeting in person:
Have met Vicky a few times now. Her emotional intelligence is scarily on point but can quickly change how the modd feels to be far more suitable. Hopefully get more of a chance to meet Vicky.

*oanne_Mac (50), TV/TS on 17 December 2017 by Meeting in person:
met Vicky last night, dragged her out on the town into Glasgow and mentally corrupted her.... then back to hers where the dirty minx was physically corrupted and coated ha ha ha... she's sassy, cute and definitely naughty. very friendly and an excellent host, she can talk the hind legs off a donkey, sook the chrome off a towbar.... whats not to like? xx

*elly_in_Heels (59), TV/TS on 7 December 2017 by Meeting in person:
Had a wonderful time this morning at Vickys. A genuine, sensual and slim sexy vixen who knows what she wants between the sheets and delivers. Very welcoming in her home,gave me a lovely make-over followed by the passion... Left very satisfied and knowing I have now have a good friend.

*witcheroo (56), Man on 25 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met sexy Vicky today and she didn’t disappoint. Gorgeous figure on this girl, friendly and great chat....oh and we also enjoyed getting wet together. X

*rs JD (65), TV/TS on 25 October 2017 by Webcam:
Chatted with this fun lady this morning. Very funny and good company. Love her tights and what's in them

*exi_Lexi (50), TV/TS on 25 October 2017 by Webcam:
Cammed with Vicki and wot can I say, lovely genuine sweet with a gorgeous smile. Hope to chat again soon and maybe despite the distance we will meet one day, until then take care babe xxxx

*loise5 (59), TV/TS on 24 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
Does what she says on the tin. Dressed to impress and just as skillful with it. Looking forward to more! Marcy.x

* love being nicole (53), TV/TS on 15 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
Vicky is such a caring and fun genuine girl with a great body xxx

*ornastuart (60), TV/TS on 14 October 2017 by Webcam:
Fun girl, and a fellow smoker too X

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