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WE DONT ACCEPT UNSOLICITED FRIEND REQUESTS!THAT EARNS AN IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT BLOCK! Getting those only tells us that you never bothered to read our profile and only looked at our pix! We are a mature couple that enjoy camming with others who are straight/bi. Neither of us is bi though. It's not our scene at all so PLEASE don't go there. It's a good way to get yourself blocked. We are also NOT married to each other but live in the same town a few minutes apart. Mostly it's just Rip online and on cam but when we're together at her place we both come on for a while. Rip is retired and is on pc quite a bit but Ursula is still working and needs her beauty sleep. We are in Texas so we have a 6 hour time diff from those of you in the UK. Keep that in mind before you ask where Urs is. She's SLEEPING! Please read our interests...they are for real. Anything else not listed is beyond our realm of enjoyment or pleasure and will be treated as such if suggested. We both enjoy sexy webcamming together or separately but mainly on Skype, Cam4 or Hangouts. Our separate webcamming is NOT a point of jealousy between us. We view it as harmless fun between consenting adults. We've never done any in-person meets with anyone online either. We might entertain a softswing with a local couple but we would have to get to know you REALLY well via chat and webcamming first. It's a question of personal safety,health and chemistry. We're both disease and drug free and fully intend to keep it that way. REREAD that last sentence one more time, ok? Also, if you're bag is a TV/CD, sorry, thats not our bag. You might want to look elsewhere for your fun. Again, look at our interests. If it's not listed as an interest then we're NOT interested. PLEASE...DON'T INVITE US AS FRIENDS BEFORE WE'VE CHATTED WITH YOU OR EXCHANGED MESSAGES FIRST SAYING AN ADD IS OK... Out of the blue invites will only get you blocked and deleted. Crude remarks will only get our attention in an unfavorable way. It could be worth the effort to get to KNOW us first. Being amply endowed doesn't make a person sexy. That comes from within and if you don't know that by now then you have no business seeking friendship with a MATURE couple til you've matured yourself. If you come across as a sex deprived and depraved individual ready to jump in bed with any humanoid with the same or opposite sex organs than yours with your remarks then expect to be received accordingly. THINK before you write! You'll find out fast that we're quite a normal, friendly and humorous couple with feelings and a healthy appetite for love, affection and passion for each other. One more thing. I'm sure you can tell that we are educated people and are in command of the Queen's English even though we are Yanks. Write so we can UNDERSTAND you and not have to consult some unabridged cybertext dictionary to understand what you just said. It's amazing how well a complete sentence, with structure and forethought gets our notice more than "Wot r u n2?" does. Show us what a great education you received in England or wherever you are from with how you express yourself. We're not trying to set the bar too high for you. We're both professionals but you don't have to be. But if your level is down near the curb you might want to stay there in the gutter where you'll be more comfortable. Also, if your message narrative to us is filled with sexual fantasy of what you'd like to do to her it'll only give us a reason for a good laugh at how deluded your mind is and hope you can find a really good therapist while we add you to our list of BLOCKED individuals. Sorry this narrative is so long but, wow, some of the messages and comments we get are unreal! And, for the third time, UNSOLICITED FRIEND REQUESTS EARN AN IMMEDIATE BLOCK/BAN. WE ONLY CLICK ON YOUR PROFILE TO ACCESS THE ABILITY TO BAN/BLOCK AND DONT PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR PHOTOS OR PROFILE WHEN WE DO THAT.

Ursula

66 years old, Straight

5'0"  152cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Rip

77 years old, Straight

5'7"  170cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 20 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Cybersex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Soft Swing, Taking Photos, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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