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Uncle Peter… Inventor of the cock wrapping pole dancing trick!

Man in Bristol, South West, UK   TickPhoto Verified

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Last on: 2 weeks ago


I have been naughty all of my life, it all started when I was abused, and I loved every frecking moment of it!

I did National service, and the British army really looked after all our sexual needs, they would erect signs in the red light districts saying “out of bounds to all military personnel” to show us where all the best venues were! Eventually... I got caught taking fellow squaddies into a German house of low repute, and was sentenced to ten days in an Army prison, shortly after my stint in the Jankers they promoted me for being a leader of men!

I ritualistically shave my testicles but I like keeping my bermuda triangle intact… I occasionally like vajazzling me muff, well we all like a little sparkle in our life don't we! I got really creative and stuck loads of diamante crystals on me phallic architecture… It ended up looking like the Blackpool tower with two sensationally stylish ballrooms at the bottom! My bouffant is genuine, and I like to coiffure and volumize it with Poundland hair spray which keeps it nice and stiff... Because I'm Worth It!

I have been a member of Chameleons since before the war… Allegedly all the staff are my love children. I live in a Ménage à trios relationship with the lovely and very naughty nympho69maniac... Help!

I am quite a Tea-potting connoisseur (using a computer mouse and wanking at the same time) and have collected over 5,346 computer viruses… Porn sites should be more responsible and practice safe sex... It's a disgrace, don't they have any moral standards!

After 81 years of visiting Brothels, Strip Joints, Gay Bars, Dogging Sites, Massage Parlours, Sex Shops, Sex Cinemas, Bingo Halls, and Henry-the-Vacuum-Cleaner… The authorities finally rewarded me with a free TV licence (how did they find out I like to cross dress?) Anyhow its about time they gave me a knighthood for my services to the porn and sex industry… Any title with Privy or Garter in it will do! They could appoint me for upholding standards… Prostitutes, Rent Boys, Sordid Sex Parties… Ohh what a dream job! It's little wonder they need to take naps during debates!

Ambition… I have always wanted to shag someone the same age as me!… So next time you attend a club, please bring your Mum along with you... As an added bonus... Bring your Dad as well!… Hmm… Considering I’m getting-on-a-bit, maybe you should bring your Grannie and Grandad as well!

Legal Nonsense…

Sydney University… I tried to protect me privates, and your survey did a good job of outing um!.. As I've had no prior connection with academic institutions, I think an honorary degree in perversion would be a most suitable award, and subject for me to lecture genuine hard working intoxicated undergraduates.

If your ever in Chameleons… come over and say hello… And… I will wrap my cock around your wrist!

XxX

Uncle Peter

UnclePeter

88 years old, Bi-curious

5'11"  180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*b69100 (52), Man on 31 December 2019 by Meeting in person:
I've never laughed at Chams so much....what a guy his stories had me and my friend in hysteria. He even did his famous....no infamous wrap a cock around her wrist.....truly a legend. Bry

*i1get1free (58), Man on 5 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
Well at last I got to meet this fun interesting fella at Chams and so wasn't disappointed the pole cock wrapping trick was there to see in the flesh not before hed wrapped it round my wrist beats an handshake anyday. The biggest challenge to all of us is to live every day like it's our last hes well up for the challenge no faking absolute pleasure till the next time.

*O MO AND NIK NIK (69), Couple on 13 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Great to meet up with Uncle Pete after 8-10 years, still a party animal and always wanting to wrap his cock around your wrist, although we didn't play with him this time, we'll be back for part 2 of his Birthday at Chams xx

*ovfuncouple (63), Couple on 13 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Great to meet up again with the legendary Uncle Peter sporting his new hair do lol. It’s always a pleasure seeing the dirty old boy getting up to his cock dazzling antics and always makes our day at Chams. Take care babe, till next time, lots of hugs and kisses Aleisha and Steve xxx

*iketowatchus (64), Couple on 25 June 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met up with Uncle Peter at Chams and had a great time Looking forward to next meeting

*itle tat (54), Woman on 10 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
What can I say about uncle Pete that hasn't already been said before. Lovely guy nice kisses and lush cock. Always love the way he says hello to me wink wink. Can't wait to see again mwah xx

*ussies (59), Couple on 2 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
You haven’t lived until you’ve spent the night bringing in the new year with uncle Pete, you never know what he’s going to do next, he certainly made our night, love sussies xxx

*ceania and Tiamat (58), Couple on 1 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderfully full of life guy at chams new years eve party last night...thanks for the "initiation" into your ranks sir! Would be more than happy if we bumped into you again! M & L xx

*eeley (41), Woman on 1 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this crazy man in chams last night, he is absolutely hilarious, he showed off his party tricks and we spent an entertaining half hour listening to his stories and giggling like kids. Hope to see you soon for more giggles!

*ecrets4ever (52), Couple on 1 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of chatting to this charming man last night. He’s so entertaining and full of life. It was fascinating to watch him do his outrageous party tricks on the dancing pole. It’s so refreshing to see someone just enjoying life and who they are. Hope our paths cross again!

*oodgirlbadboy (55), Couple on 12 September 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met uncle Peter Monday night at at Chams on what was his birthday, apparently we are now engaged,, lol So looking forward to meeting this guy again but only if he keeps his tutu up to stop me from seeing his tits,, lol

*azandjaz (47), Couple on 9 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
We met Peter in Chameleons again the weekend and had lots of fun. Very very nice guy and of course a lovely cock that reaches all the right places. Looking forward to next time. B&J

*ovfuncouple (63), Couple on 24 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
We stayed overnight on Sunday at our very good friend uncle Peter and it was a real pleasure. After a Sunday steak lunch at the local beefeater we spent a lovely chilled evening with a true gentleman. There is definitely more to this guy than his cock wrapping tricks at Chams. He has a lovely house with lots of room to play in! The bathroom is huge and definitely warrants a view if you get the chance. Not only is his house clean and tidy but could host some wicked parties(now there’s a thought Peter) and all the work making his lovely home was all done by himself, wow what a bloke! We look forward to seeing you babe very soon and just call us if you need us! Lots of love Aleisha and Steve xxx

*hickennchips (41), Woman on 22 January 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this cheeky chappy on his birthday and enjoyed a naked cuddle! Not sure if it was his official birthday though as I've heard he has several!! X

*ussies (59), Couple on 2 January 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met up with our favourite uncle at chams New Year’s Eve party, he’s the only guy that can chat about anything from wrapping his cock around your wrist to nuclear bunkers in one sentence, made us laugh and made our night complete xsussiesx

*ecretpassion100 (50), Couple on 5 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure seeing uncle Peter and always a pleasure helping him celebrate his birthdays with him ....absolute legend who always brings a smile to our faces ....thank you for a fantastic night yet again ....we love you ...see you again soon ....love M and C xxx

*woinlove (40), Couple on 14 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
Gorgeous genuine guy.... Beautifully dressed in red ?? XX Down to earth and funny. See you soon Pete xx

*um-slut-couple (66), Couple on 7 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
We had another Horny, Fun Filled, Kinky Party Night here with a House Full of Dirty Fuckers having all sorts of Sex Everywhere! It was great that Uncle Peter could Cum to help out! Xxxxx X X

*oniatvuk (37), TV/TS on 30 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
I met this nice gentleman at gems, had a laugh and good chat. Hope to see him again, xx

*herryKitten (47), Woman on 20 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Uncle Peter has to be the sweetest uncle ever! An absolute swinging legend too! Whenever I get to a party he's the first person I go looking for, even if it's just for a little hug and kiss hello (although it never stops there! I simply HAVE to have a suck of his fantastic cock which invariably leads to so much more). Uncle Peter is absolutely irresistible! I always make sure I'm a good girl for him so that I can get my chocolate bar (which all good boys and girls are rewarded with). Sometimes I even get 2 (Shhhhhh, don't tell! Lol!). Here's to my favourite uncle. Xxx

*aughtyandnude (43), Couple on 22 February 2017 by Meeting in person:
We were introduced to UnclePete at Chams, somewhere between his second or third outfit change, and he treated us to a good laugh and some fun naughtiness. Having both worn his lovely 'cock ring' round our wrists, we wonder wether we should tell everyone we are engaged now? Xx

*um-slut-couple (66), Couple on 5 December 2016 by Meeting in person:
Uncle Peter joined us on Saturday night for Sonia's Birthday Party. It's the people that make it and with sex happening all over the house there were a lot of people making it! A Night to Remember! So glad you could Cum! Xxxxxxx X X

*ussies (59), Couple on 4 December 2016 by Meeting in person:
So nice to bump into our favourite uncle at a private party, always welcomes us when ever we see him, always makes us laugh and love having him close bi, xsussiesx

*exypair12 (57), Couple on 9 September 2016 by Meeting in person:
We have met uncle Peter, as no doubt many of you have, on numerous occasions and what a superstar this young man is. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we were unable to attend the birthday bash, but know from most of the Bristol posse, he was, as always the life and soul. We think, if we all take a leaf out of uncle pete's book, you will not go far wrong. Live life to the full, laugh every day and fellas, if your cock is long enough, wrap it around something....see you soon Peter, good to have you as a friend. KnJ xx

*ussies (59), Couple on 7 September 2016 by Meeting in person:
I traveled up to Chams, especially to see my uncle Pete on his birthday, so nice to see so many of his nephews and nieces turn up to wish him well, thank you for making gag in the dark room, but at least the nutter gave me a bar of chocolate hahahaha, he always has time for everyone, and you're always guaranteed a laugh. Xxxsussiesxxx

*ecretpassion100 (50), Couple on 6 September 2016 by Meeting in person:
What can we say about this man other than what an absolute legend ....attended his birthday party at chams last night and he was indeed the life and soul of the party .....full of laughs and naughtiness and everywhwre we went he was there having lots of fun ....thank you so much for a fantastic evening ....love m and c xxx

*urvyDawn (63), Woman on 28 March 2016 by Meeting in person:
Amazing meeting this man tonight at Cham's ,; Never in my life had any bodies cock wrapped around my wrist but this man certainly can,; absolute polite and genuine guy,, happy to meet again sometime

*ukakkowski (40), Man on 9 February 2016 by Meeting in person:
I have known Uncle Peter for several years now, and I can proudly say that I am the protégé to the Master Teacher. We first met at Chameleons in Darlaston (along with his kinky sidekicks Naughty Ruth & Brother Steve) when I was papparently and most probably too young to be there. . . But, it took us not long to see into each other's dirty minds and a shared sense of humour, along with a first for all things kinky where freedom and frolics towards the fun things in life are concerned. Especially when that fun involved some good old dirty swing-time action. I can honestly say that Uncle Peter is one of the most interesting and important people I have met in my lifetime, (I personally would be a very different person had I not met him, as he helped open my eyes in a beautifully honest way I had never previously imagined possible) and I am proud to call him my friend, my Teacher, and my dirty minded, big hearted, big cocked, comedy stud-cock-muff-hunter Uncle. No matter how much time passes between our meets I am always more than happy to see this most awesome of Gentleman. As I know he is to see me. A true star in the world that swings. May he long live and prosper.XxX.

*um-slut-couple (66), Couple on 16 November 2015 by Meeting in person:
It was Great that you could join us to Celebrate our 2nd Wedding Anniversary and help to make it an Orgy of Debauchery and Adulterous Sex! ThanX for Cumming Xxxxxx X X

*eal gentleman (67), Man on 26 October 2015 by Meeting in person:
Have known uncle peter for seems like seventy years, he is a great guy who I think helped win the last war, don't meet up much these days, but will never forget the great times at our house parties,never pass him by, he may turn round and surprize you, a really great true friend, phil,

*vbjqueen (58), TV/TS on 28 July 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met this charming and very funny guy at Chameleons, I had such a great time with him. He's got a gorgeous cock, just right for deep throating! BJ xx

*orthan59 (68), Woman on 28 May 2015 by Meeting in person:
Have met this genuine lovely man on quite a few occasions at my fav swingers place in Bristol , uncle peter has never left me disappointed I look forward to seeing him again x

*unkyelectra (61), Man on 21 May 2015 by Meeting in person:
Yes Peter is genuine.... just didn't realise the wit if his written words... pmsl....

*ovfuncouple (63), Couple on 14 April 2015 by Meeting in person:
We have met uncle peter a few times now at chams and he still amazes us with his flexible cock ! A great all round guy Love you loads Aleisha and Leslie xxxx

*oretta Delamonte (63), TV/TS on 18 February 2015 by Meeting in person:
Uncle Peter- Loretta luvs u an ur big cock.xxxx

*ornycumslutglos (56), Woman on 16 February 2015 by Meeting in person:
this man is one hell of a horny man fucked me well good at chams xx

*oretta Delamonte (63), TV/TS on 10 February 2015 by Meeting in person:
Uncle peter wrapped his cock around my wrist-an Loretta instantly fell in luv.xxx Recon he lies about his age tho, no way he's my daddy- that would make me a bastard- Oh wait.... Great guy. Luv him to bits.xxx

*ick Rivington (65), Man on 22 August 2014 by Meeting in person:
I met Uncle Peter at Chams the other night. Good fun bloke. Interesting demo of pole dancing:-)

*um-slut-couple (66), Couple on 29 May 2014 by Meeting in person:
Uncle Peter joined us and several last Saturday night for another visit to our Playroom. As always he was good fun & Up for all Horny Kinky Sex and sure he'll be back for More! Xxxxx

*ercymouse (62), Couple on 18 March 2014 by Meeting in person:
What is there not to like about uncle pete! Hes so happy, open minded and a connoisseur of how to show and give others an amazing time.it was a real pleasure to spend some time with him at chams last night.

*um-slut-couple (66), Couple on 18 November 2013 by Meeting in person:
ThanX sooooo much for Cumming to our Wedding, having lots of our Swinging Friends Cum and Celebrate with us made it a day (& night) we will always remember!.......not too many Brides will have committed Adultery on their Wedding Day!!! ThanX for Cumming :-) :-) Xxxxxxxxxx X X

*wned Em (58), Couple on 7 September 2013 by Meeting in person:
Uncle Peter hosted his 77th birthday party at Chameleons last night and what a fun night was had. Great buffet and brilliant entertainment, mostly courtesy of this wonderful man and the best company with his lovely friends, old and new.

*he golden girls (60), Couple (FF) on 6 September 2013 by Meeting in person:
I have suffered the party trick ! wrapped his cock around my wrist.. but then I have very narrow wrists ! LOL. Have to say a GREAT deal of fun was had with Peter and his couple... for a quiet night out I heard a lot of moaning and groaning and the carpet got very wet. DO NOT MISS THESE guys xx

*eal gentleman (67), Man on 6 August 2013 by Meeting in person:
What can I say,This has to be the greatest guy I have ever met, I have travelled the world, but have never met a more genuine and decent man in my life,He can be serious and would help you in any way he could, giving you advise when you need it, and a shoulder to cry on at other times,A great friend who I dont really see enough off,dont miss out by not meeting him at least once, or twice if you like him,Dont change uncle pete, your a great guy, Phil,

*anetandNick (59), Couple on 6 April 2013 by Meeting in person:
Uncle Pete is the friendliest, naughtiest guy (or, when the mood takes him, girl) on the scene! We love him. Janet & Nick xxxxxx

*ympho69maniac (56), Woman on 30 March 2013 by Meeting in person:
Uncle Peter you are a Hot piece of older dude ass and very very naughty!

*um-slut-couple (66), Couple on 25 March 2013 by Meeting in person:
Wow! What a Party. 6 Wet Pussies and 13 Hard Cocks and Every One Bi and Players! A Full On Orgy and Uncle Peter was well Up 4 It! Hope to see again Soon Xxx X X

*ornyspice (56), Couple on 22 March 2013 by Meeting in person:
Met Uncle Peter many times - and more like granddad Pete lol What a fun guy and full of energy and a great laugh always smiling - Wonder why we ask ourselves...so looking forward to the 77th birthday party in September. H & S xx

*um-slut-couple (66), Couple on 22 February 2013 by Meeting in person:
Never mind shaking hands, just Shake Cocks! It's all Lots of Fun with this Dirty Old Man! We've known Uncle Pete for years & its always Great to Have Him Cum mmmmmmmmmmm but don't tell Ruth lol he'll be such trouble! Hope he Cums again Soon ;-) Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx X X

*ignice69 (72), Man on 20 February 2013 by Meeting in person:
I have met Peter a few times now.....at my parties and at Chams......and what a great guy he is.....great laugh....lovely big cock and the life and soul of any party.......see you again soon .........alan...

*m n Em (62), Couple on 20 February 2013 by Meeting in person:
Uncle Peter abused us both mercilessly when we was both innocent virgins (a long time ago...) and continues to do so at any opportunity.... He is a pervert of the highest order and one of our favourite people. He has a great sense of humour and swinging is always fun with him. Very easy company socially as well as for play and always a pleasure to meet.

*wned Em (58), Couple on 19 February 2013 by Meeting in person:
Uncle Peter is a dirty old man! He has the body and cock of a much younger man (anytime he get get his hands on one anyway lol). He is always the life and soul of any party and what he can do with his cock no one can rival...especially the weight lifting...I am proud to have had his cock wrapped round my wrist (almost twice) on many occasions. Can't wait for when Ruth gives permission for me to get my hands on him again.

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