White British cock please

TV/TS in Black Country, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Pronouns= Burt or Mick

So IM TRANNY-VAN,,VANDA beware of fakes using similar username, yea 10/10 for creativity (eyeroll) be sure by checking out my pics first

I DON'T SMOKE OR DO DRUGS BUT HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

I will happily meet smokers, but i do find some heavy smokers or 420 users at my age do tend to suffer with extreme ball bag face( face like a scrotum).

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ASIAN MEN ! CALL ME RACIST ALL YOU LIKE ! I REALLY DON'T GIVE A F#CK!

ASIAN FEMALES = YUM GORGEOUS LOVE EM ! LOVE BOTH MY SUSHI & MY MASALA FISH .BUT I DO FIND SHOWER FRESH IS A BIT BLAND,, I PREFER EM AFTER A COUPLE OF PISS,S & A BIT OF A DANCE.. NUM NUM NUM !

IF I READ A GUY CALLING HIMSELF DOMINANT I JUST THINK " PRICK "

IF YOU SPEND MOST YOUR TIME IN THE GYM, , FANCY YOURSELF, , A BIT TOO F#CKIN FULL OF YOURSELF, , THEN I'LL PROBABLY JUST THINK YOUR A BIT OF A C#NT.

OK THINK ABOUT IT = headless pics, pics of legs, or your back,, i mean ! Really what is the point ( eyeroll).

BEARDS & TIGHT FORESKINS (both stink & harbor bacteria) = NO THANKS !

SORRY TO SOUND HARSH OR PICKY I JUST KNOW HOW IT ROLLS ON THESE SITES BY NOW. I WILL PROBABLY BE ONE OF THE MOST FRIENDLY POLITE & RELIABLE PEOPLE YOU HAVE COME ACROSS WHEN WE MEET, BUT JUST A FEW THINGS TO GET OUT THE WAY BEFORE WE START.

IF YOU'RE WHITE BRITISH CLEAN SHAVED WITH A FULLY RETRACTABLE FOZZER & PREPARED TO SEND CLEAR FACE PIC,,READ ON,,IF NOT ,,SEE YA !!

I ONLY ASK ONCE FOR A FACE PIC,,,ANY EXCUSES OR DELAY,,,,,,BYE (BLOCK)!

TGirls all races & walks of life = yes please! i don't care if you're silver with tartan eyeballs iknow how much time and effort it takes, you are simply the BEST ! hot times and new friends = YUM !

WELL GROOMED WHITE BRITISH GUYS THAT ACCOM EVENINGS = YES PLEASE

ME TAKE HORMONES ?? FUCK THAT ! WHAT USE IS A TINY PAIR OF TITS IF YOU CANT ORGASM ??

FRIEND INVITES WHEN WE HAVEN'T SPOKE OR WHEN YOU HAVE NO PROFILE PICS ?? GO ON THEN, GO & GET THE BIG BLACK PERMANENT MARKER & I'LL LET YOU WRITE "" CUNT "" ACROSS MY FOREHEAD

IF YOU HAVE NO PICS DONT WASTE YOUR TIME MESSAGING DON'T EVEN BOTHER WINKING !

RICH HIGHLY EDUCATED, POMPOUS, CLEVERDICKS THAT THINK GOLF COURSE BANTER IS FUNNY ,,PASS ME BY,, RATHER HAVE A REAL MAN, WHITE BRITISH,SQUADDIE, MMA GUY, BOXER , SCAFFOLDER, BRICKLAYER MANUAL WORKER THAT HAS GOT FUCK ALL,,, BUZZCUT FLAT NOSE A BONUS,,THUGGISH LOOKS PERFECT MANNERS,,YUM !

My favourite guys are straight married men & trust me i know how you guys have to put on a macho blokey front also have a lot to lose wife family & probably have a big mortgage you work all hours to pay as well as expensive holidays the wife books just to keep up with the joneses,? ,,Yep all this in a SEXLESS MARRIAGE in guessing ??,,well I would be more than happy to help ,, I totally know the score,,your secret will always be safe & you will never have to COME OUT ... Well having fun with a tranny doesn't exactly mean your GAY ,,its sort of middle ground,,,wink wink

I can't "EVER" accommodate

if your after bareback " SEE YA "

If you haven't really got the spine for a meet,,,,have a wank and get it out of your system !

If you have tight foreskin, you wont get your Stilton factory near me, SORRY STINKY DICK !!

BLOKES IN THEIR WIFE'S UNDERWEAR NO WIG OR MAKEUP JUST LOOKS WRONG A BIT FREAKY AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING!

LIKE MY MEN TO BE MEN AND MY TV FRIENDS TO BE GIRLS

Im strictly bottom "" BUT NOT SUB "" (i like talented friendly guys ) so if you try to act hard / bossy,, grab my face etc I'LL PROBABLY TURN ROUND AND CHIN YOU !

We are all on here for the same thing ,,so let's keep it fun !

Good Luck to you all,,,,,, All my love,,Vanda Xx

Hi Sydney use my pics I'll get my 6'10" African boyfriend to hold you down, violate your ring piece and make you wear nappies for the rest of your life . Or perhaps get Skippy the kangaroo to smash your back doors in and fill you full of his baby batter .

Vanda

48 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Dogging, Swingers Clubs

Verified Genuine Profile

*tsAllFunAndGames (52), Couple on 2 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well it was most awesome to meet a like minded beautiful soul and spend a weekend laughing till we cried and being rude and cheeky as we wanted. Darlin chicks until the next time. Lurve ya long time xxx

*orndog67 (55), Man on 30 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this awesome guy with some other amazing new friends last week around the camp fire, funny, sexy down to earth guy that gives of an incredible vibe loved being in his company hope to see a lot more in the future x

*xyBs2022 (60), Couple on 28 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Part of the glue that holds our camping crew together, always in the middle of the party or camp fire evening, a beautiful person inside and out and one we're proud to call our friend, take care buddy till next time, love the SxyBs xxxx

*antaswing (51), Couple on 27 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
If you ever have the chance meeting tranny-van you will be amazed by how funny down to earth and one of the nicest people you could ever meet anywhere especially in !! sand dunes dogging or just in the chip shop !! Fabulous company and is always a pleasure catching up with you Big hugs Xx

*racyandy (55), Couple on 10 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
weve met this very nice lady&gentleman,genuine all ways a pleasure and always a lough,can talk as in old school,One of the best!around,Keep it Real eh!

*aughty_couple_97 (28), Couple on 29 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met bands at their campfire at morfa nudist beach tonight what a nice genuine person we will definitely have to have another catch up soon xx

*D2015 (49), Couple on 28 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely lovely person with a great heart and a lovely sense of humour. Would happily meet anytime!

*xyBs2022 (60), Couple on 16 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
First time in the company of this lovely guy over the weekend, first class DJ and all round story teller, had us laughing and entertained throughout the night despite the fact I was sporting a 4 day camping beard (read his profile) Carnt wait to meet up again and continue where we left off, till then take care and we’ll catch you soon xxxxx J&C

*GandMJ (56), Couple on 5 June 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met up with this guy on a campsite at weekend great laughs was had. Very respectful and funny guy see you next time A&M

* of a kind (49), Couple on 16 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met on Morfa Dyffryn Beach yesterday afternoon, awesome clit lol great chat and a little fun… one of our good meets xx