Libertine seeking like

Man in Chichester, South East, UK

Joined: 6 weeks ago
Last on: 19 hours ago

Pending debauchery!

Oh, sorry, did I get your attention.

Before I begin my sales pitch, I have to express the following straight up, out loud and as honestly as I can: I will not play with just anyone; I won’t and I’m continents away from being remotely desperate in any way ( no, honestly - stop laughing over there in the back! ).

Absolutely love uniqueness and quirkiness in equal measure and long ago realised feminine beauty / sexiness comes in many forms and from many places within, not just externally. I’m primarily looking for day time meets with interesting, uninhibited ladies who really know what they want. More than happy to travel reasonable distances for the right women too.

Ok, basic stuff out of the way, so hopefully you’ll read through the silliness to follow …..

( deeeep breath )

Overall I really like to enjoy someone's natural company when we're not rolling around in sexual ecstasy on the bed, in the forest or on the bouncy castle. And I definitely don't need to fall in love with anyone to have and enjoy great sex with them ( that would be daft ), so thought I’d pop that out there from the start. I know it’s very cliched, but I genuinely seek good chemistry as a very warm connection can make for a much more passionate and lustful affair, so ladies with a bit of banter and personality will likely hit the mark with me swiftly. And speaking of said connection, I do like to feel it somewhere other than in just the groin area at times, particularly finding sassy and witty women incredibly attractive and fun to be around.

I won’t lie, of late it’s become grating to keep coming across this common phrase in profile reads: ‘Well, I just happen to be so very much a deep-rooted sapiophile, heavily into others intelligence and as a consequence I absolutely need as a minimum … blah, blah, blah’. Basically what follows is an overly annoying list of pre-requisites that God himself would struggle to deliver on, let alone mortal man! So, ladies, for the love of good reason please, please, please don’t ask us to perform miracles or somehow be one. Lest we remind ourselves that this is a shagging site, first and foremost, but of course if you can form some inspiring adult friendships with like minded souls along the way then all the very better. Yet try not to treat others like they’re auditioning for an episode of Mastermind - they’re not and chances are some of you don’t belong on there either. Yes, I also totally accept that Fab has more than it's fair share of outright jerks on the platform and this can get wearing for you but, ladies, a bit of kindness in your profile reads wouldn't often go amiss when seeking out the real genuine guys here ( hint, hint ).

Much prefer initial meets/dates/interviews to come with no assumptions on either side, tbh. I'm not saying I wouldn't play on a first meet, but if we float each others boats, then an impromptu bit of bliss is not a total impossibility. I feel it takes the pressure off and makes for a much more enjoyable experience if there are no such assumptions or outright expectations from either side at a social. I want to get to know you in as much as I can in an enthralling way. And, let’s be honest, lighthearted fun is what this is all about, however that arrives or whatever form it takes ( although swinging from chandeliers is almost certainly out for me, regardless of how well anchored they look ).

Regards me, I’m definitely not an outright dom in the bedroom, as much ‘Man’ as I like to think I am. I do enjoy taking the lead frequently, with that lead constantly informed by a woman's enticing reactions to what I'm doing. I tend to aim for a slow build up, with plenty of kissing, touching, and teasing. I love an excited body’s natural reactions, as it's wonderment all of its own. And as much as I’m very libertine by nature, I’m also extremely tactile and never underestimate the pleasures possible from tenderly stimulating touch alone. I also strongly admire how the rise of woman’s passion can take you in so many delicious directions, from slow, sensual sex to hair-pulling fucking that leaves us both bruised and spent.

For the record, I won't ever offer uninterrupted views of my genitalia on FAB ( pics, vids or otherwise), even if you ask nicely. I think to do so is a bit crass and I’d rather be judged by my overall performance than by the length/girth of my dick alone. Yes, the human body is undoubtedly a incredible thing, but let's be real honest, the penis is not its most attractive asset, is it, even if I do say myself that mine’s particularly cute. I don't think I've ever taken a dick pic in my life, now I think about it; or even measured it, for that matter. Where do you even start with the tape measure ? I’d say I’m probably around an average length of charisma, but with my experienced tongue, skilled fingers and toy mastery, I’m pretty much a ‘triple threat’. And what is it with guys constantly posting up pics of their dicks next to a 500ml can of Red Bull or Stella? Everyone knows that a Sky Remote is the standard for comparison purposes, right.

Ok, ok, I’ll retract. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll be prepared to send one nude pic if you ask ultra, ultra nicely ( actually, near on beg more realistically ) and providing that you’ve already sent me a hundred and one wide-angled shots of your minnie-moo first!

My career is also far more important to me than any shenanigans on Fab and for that reason alone, I will not plaster my face over the platform. Lump it or like it, it is what it is and I don't offer an apology for my stance.

So, that’s about it from me, lest I give in to this unwavering desire to lie my sexy ass off regarding everything about me, from being better hung than a large-balled Himalayan Yak, with looks that would make Adonis himself blush to a stamina the likes of which The Hulk would permanently turn girlie pink to have. Yep, I’m sure you can smell it from there too.lol

Overall, I’m basically really looking forward to making your acquaintance, having plenty of giggles, some good, warm cuddles and to hopefully create some fun, naughty and very memorable times to look back on one day.

Finally and most importantly of all: I'm a cat person. I like dogs, but cats can wrap me around their little paws. Furry bastards!

Thanks for wading through my profile read. I know it’s not been easy and this was the edited version, no less. Love the notion of attraction through words alone and enjoy the mysticism of blind-dates. This is also far from being my first rodeo and I fully understand the etiquettes and nuances ( read in 'nuttiness' ) of Fab.

Please allow me to also say that women of all shapes, sizes and colours are beautiful, period! Don't doubt yourself for one moment because I surely won't if we meet.

Ultimately here for lots of good nights, bad decisions and lots of memorable times.

Oh, and before I forget as a last snippet, I’m a bit of an ‘oral specialist’, without wishing to blow my own trumpet ( now wouldn't that be a thing ). My oral stamina runs for hours, so be sure that you can last the marathons on offer. Love feet too. As regards safe-sex, absolutely 'essential' and the clue’s very much in the title.

Be safe, be lucky and happy fabbing throughout 2024.

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48 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 28 to 67
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Toys

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