Looking for a shield maiden to accompany me to Valhalla!

Man in Inverness, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 hours ago

Update, I am not wasting time, I am too old to engage in playing games or endless and ultimately pointless messaging. You either want to meet, or you don't. Either way I respect your choices and feel that respect should be reciprocated.

Here's the bit I hate!! 6ft, gorgeous, ripped hunk. Well, actually no, although I am six feet tall. Greying hair, but it's still all there. A few battle scars and imperfections but they aren't noticeable if you squint.

I'm not a bad boy, so if you get off on being treated like shit, I'm not for you. Rough sex is different as long as all parties are in agreement.

I'm looking for interesting, people to have all sorts of fun with. Please don't be too far up your own bottom. There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance. And you must love music,all kinds of music, except Rap because frankly, it's rubbish.

I laugh loudly, live life to the full and love generously.

Oh, and the thought of a razor near my balls makes my toes curl, so it's au natural down there. I'm not rocking the freshly plucked chicken look!!

A reasonable grasp of the english language is preferred. I will insert the odd "lol' or emojii but full conversations in text speak are tedious.

Happy fabbing xxx

John

57 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Safe Sex, Phone Sex, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Anal

Verified Genuine Profile

*irage222 (57), Woman on 30 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Mmmmm had the pleasure of meeting this lovely gentleman tonight, Mr magic fingers is what I'd call him, very easy to chat with as well. Ladies if you get the opportunity don't turn him down certainly left me very happy, until next time I hope xx

*WNED-BBW-SLUT-BIKER (44), Couple on 19 September 2018 by Meeting in person:
I met with John tonight, I cannot reccomened him highly enough. He completely put me at ease the whole time, even when being whipped. John has a fabulous air about him that gained my submission easily. He kept me on point by reminding me that I was there for my master and owner. There was no negatives to my experience at all. On the whole an awesome experience I would be keen to replicate, as soon as I am able to sit correctly of course.

*essie Woody (66), Couple on 30 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
Oh wow in every way! Fantastic laugh, brilliant company and mind blowing between the sheets....not that we had any! Can't get enough of this sexy gent. Hopefully it won't be long until our next rendezvous. Xxxx

*essie Woody (66), Couple on 25 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of John's company yesterday evening. A lovely guy who is very easy to get on with. Very chatty and great in the bedroom. Jessie loved his big cock and staying power, and lost count of her orgasms.....he's welcome back anytime!

*essie Woody (66), Couple on 27 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
Wow. What a charmer. His man could give lessons in how to pleasure a lady! Can't wait til next time. Am creating out your space in my cupboard right now! Don't miss out on this guy ladies. Xx

*essie Woody (66), Couple on 1 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met for coffee today. That was the quickest hour and a half ever. An absolute charmer and what a sense of humour! Can't wait for our next meeting. Xxx

*inkiness (43), Couple on 26 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
Great meet. Followed the rules and turned up on time and had great fun with Mrs K in the back of the van with 5 other guys. Good guy to have at a gangbang, craic was good.

*otbutt69 (58), Couple on 5 March 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met john yesterday afternoon turned up on time and didnt disapoint nice big cock on him too recommend to any couple till next time x

*herri_1 (62), Couple on 18 October 2015 by Meeting in person:
Spent a very pleasurable afternoon in the company of this charming, friendly and sensual man.. a true gentleman in every way x

*herri_1 (62), Couple on 4 October 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met this very friendly, chatty, tall (a definite plus!), man for coffee today.. wide ranging conversation and the time flew by. Would hope to meet again x (Marks out of ten for grammar & punctuation?!!)

Friends

Woody (66) & Jessie (55), Couple
Delilah (57), Woman
Mrs K (43) & Mr K (43), Couple