Quality over quantity…

Woman in Somewhere South, South East, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

Please read below, this will save my time and yours, I know it’s long but it’ll help!

I am verified, photo verified and very real…

1. Firstly I get a lot of messages a day, If you get missed then I apologise but please don’t be rude to me because of this.

2. I also have a type, as we all do, and again if you don’t fit this there is no need to be a a*shole to me….

3. If you don’t have the courtesy to read my profile do not expect me to have the courtesy to reply.

4. Please include a face photo if you message. I categorically don’t reply to people if I don’t know what you look like, the message will be deleted and I’ll assume you just can’t read.

I will send one in return. And yes, face does match the body

Additionally to this, If you are not at least photo verified please don’t message. Not interested in fakes/catfishes, my bullshit alarm will sound a mile away

5. I also will NOT accept random friend requests…stop sending them please

6. I’m very selective about who I speak to and who I meet, if this hurts your ego then I suggest you move on as that won’t change. NEVER call me babe, hun, slut etc, it is the language of lazy folk and it’s an instant turn off, as is text speak in messages

7. Tall guys, with hair (not bald…I don’t mean beards), tattoos, gym/muscle fit are my preference and what I find attractive. Not adverse to a beard, and more well endowed guys who fit that brief are top of my search.

8. I don’t want multiple or many guys to meet with, I would prefer to connect with someone and do things that way. Having a mutual attraction is great but you have to also have personality and we need to get on in that respect also - quality over quantity as they say

9. I am open minded and a lot fun. I am naturally more submissive, don’t get it twisted I’m not a sub and I am not looking for a sub/dom gig. My body isn’t perfect, I have the odd wobbly part but I am in my late 30’s. I do work very hard to look how I do, and I seek someone who has the same mentality.

10. I cannot stress this enough I DO NOT do spontaneous/or same Day meets/daytime during the week/meets without A social first (this is also will be a separate occasion to absolutely anything happening) - there are NO exceptions to this.

11. I have a life outside of this and that comes first. some SOCIAL time, in somewhere public, before we get to the good stuff will 100000% be required

12. For the sake of my eyes and mental Well being please don’t send me unsolicited photos of your cock from Multiple angles and view points.

13. Not into women, being a third for a couple of any kind be that MM, MF or FF

14. Not even remotely interested in married men, men in relationships, bi sexual or otherwise.

15. I don’t use Snapchat or any other messaging service and I don’t plan to change that. If you don’t like it then, frankly, off you pop. It’s here and then when I feel appropriate I will give my number. Not before, don’t push for it.

16. I will delete messages if I’m not interested. PLEASE DONT TAKE OFFENCE OR TAKE IT PERSONALLY THEN MESSAGE 4/5/6 MORE TIMES AND SPAM ME.

That will make me both delete it and probably block you.

17. I don’t want to chat endlessly and I’m not interested a pen pal/ in anyone who’s miles away/other and of the country/not in the uk. Please don’t waste my time and yours.

18. Lastly, but by no means least put apple at the end of your message so I know you’ve actually read this…

Thanks for reading ;-)

Commonly asked questions. Just to save me repeating myself - yes my hair colour is natural. My feet are are size 4/4.5, Yes I am actually 37, no I do not want to fuck your husband while you watch, no I do not want to be your sub, no I do not want to be with a virgin, no I do not want you to buy me stuff/play some stupid ass game for rewards, no I don’t want to fart in your face/piss on you/stamp on you/have a sub bitch boy, no you cannot pay me too meet you/do things, no I don’t want to get pregnant & no I will not meet you now.

No means no my guys….

37 years old, Straight

5'2" 157cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings