Discrete man looking for a fun woman

Man in Benfleet, South East, UK

... "You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!". Wednesday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

I’m a fun and friendly bearded man, happy to share any pics, enjoy spending time with fun ladies being naughty. I’m not looking to sleep my way through the site, I’d much rather a FWB arrangement so I don’t need to stay on here. Fully vaccinated, not a conspiracy theorist in any way shape or form, non religious, and I think that we should all try to be nicer to one another. Smile more, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips! By the way ladies, unlike some on here, if I get a polite no, it’s perfectly fine, I won’t spit my dummy out, instead I’ll offer you the best of luck in finding what you seek. Oh, and if you’re profile says you are ‘owned’ please pass me by, this is 2025, not the dark ages, nobody owns anyone, you can be with someone without them owning you. Anyway, have a great day, you matter!

Please feel free to say hi and if you wanna play the below game that’s great!

So here's the deal...You get to ask me *5 Questions!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (that's the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to re-post this and see what people ask you.

PS, currently on a weight loss journey, over 3 stone lighter, so a bit less to grab hold of!

Pps, latest sexual health test 3/3/24 all clear

49 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

Friends

Deadly (45), Woman
Milly (42), Woman
J (27), Woman
Mrs (33), Woman
A (35), Woman