Because Therapy Is Expensive

Woman in Vice City, North West, UK

Joined: 4 weeks ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Not new to this… vanilla inexperienced flakes need not apply. I am not a novelty or experiment and will smell your BS a mile off.

I’m a walking contradiction: classy yet inappropriate, cute yet terrifying. I’m like a human Pinterest board—but with more attitude and less helpful DIY tips.

I enjoy making questionable life choices, throwing out sarcasm like it’s confetti, and pretending to care while silently judging your choice of socks. My tattoos are my best decisions (so far), and my piercings? Proof I’m here to make bold, regrettable decisions—one metal stud at a time.

I despise unfaithful, illiterate and rude people and won’t hesitate to block unwanted lame messages, random cock pics and friends requests. I have my shit together and quite frankly expect the same in return. This is not about random sex with strangers ffs.. there’s much more fun to be had.

If you’re looking for a quiet, demure type, congratulations, you’ve found the wrong profile. But if you want someone who’s unpredictable, chaotic, and will leave you wondering if you made the best decision of your life (or the worst), we might just get along. Either way, it’s going to be an adventure.

In the bedroom, I’m a size queen, 420 switch—because why not keep things interesting? I’ll take the reins when I feel like it, but don’t get too comfortable, because one wrong move and I’ll have you questioning if you’re the one in charge or if you’ve just walked into a situation that will haunt your dreams. Spoiler alert: It’s probably the latter.

Sinsir

45 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 35 to 55 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

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*ogo21 (45), Woman on 2 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
From the moment I slid into Satan’s chariot (her car), I knew I was in for an adventure. A midweek escape to the beach with this devilish delight was nothing short of sinful fun. We scrawled profanity in the sand like cheeky heathens, re-enacted Baywatch-worthy slow-motion runs, and admired the local scenery—both the natural and the nearly-naked kind. Our antics in the dunes may have raised a few eyebrows, but what’s a little mischief without an audience? The lighthouse stood tall and proud with its striking red tip—because let’s be honest, the tip is often the best part, right? ?? My choice of flip-flops proved disastrous, each step sinking into the wet sand with a suctioning sound that had us giggling like naughty schoolgirls. As for the ice cream… let’s just say it was an experience. A gloriously sticky mess that took some creative cleanup—her licking it off my face being the undisputed highlight of my day. It’s fair to say this woman is intoxicating. She excites me, enthrals me, and drags me into the most marvellous mischief. A devil, a dom, and an irresistible force of nature—one I’d happily sell my soul to. Next adventure soon please…..D party!!!! ;-)