Here 4 shits n giggles. I'm also a Masseuse &amp; Medium

Man in Gorleston, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

I’m Gary, a Gorleston guy living in a house that looks like it barely survived a custody battle. I’ve got a Husky who judges me like a therapist and a parrot who’s basically Twitter with feathers—loud, opinionated, and occasionally offensive.

**What am I looking for?** Men. But honestly, at this point, I’d settle for someone with a pulse and a credit score that doesn’t make Equifax laugh. Credit scores aren’t a dealbreaker, but knowing how to handle your meat? That’s a different story. If you’re breathing and don’t have a toenail collection, you’re already ahead of my last disaster.

**Am I discreet?** Of course. I’m quieter than a nun at a stag do. My standards? Lower than Dockyard Doris’s knickers on a Friday night. I’ll travel, host, or fake my own death if it keeps things interesting. (Flexibility is my middle name. The other’s *Poor Decisions*—just ask my exes.)

**Breeders, pay attention.** Straight men, bicurious dads, and “I’m not gay, I just like attention in the locker room” types—drop the act and get in touch. I’ve had blokes try to impress me by oiling up like Poundland Chippendales and flexing like their IQ depended on it. Newsflash: just be normal. No anonymous meets, and if you show up in a hooded mask, I’m calling the police.

**Am I single?** Absolutely, and I’m embracing it like a tax write-off. Swipe left on commitment, right on chaos. I’m ready to create a scandal juicier than Prince Andrew’s Google search history—and if we film it? Even better.

If “piss play” is your thing, move along. I’m not here to fulfill your weird Waterstones fantasies.

**Otherwise—DM me if you wanna get on me, in me, or under me.** Let’s make some memories—or at least give the *Daily Mail* something to gossip about. Too shy? Just throw me a wink… I’ll take it from there.

Gent

39 years old, Gay

6'3" 191cm
Athletic
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 87
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*ng1970 (54), Man on 22 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy round his lovely house where we soon made to the bedroom, lots of sucking and finally fucked his lovely tight ass. A genuine friendly guy who is hot, with an massively thick suck able cock. Well worth making time to meet him.

*owie guy 4 fun (34), Man on 20 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
After a few messages was round and for someone supper tight made me gape and take it all

*enthebuilder (50), Man on 25 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Really nice guy/ nice head

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