Joined: over a year ago |
Kim
38 years old, Straight
5'7"
170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings
Jules
51 years old, Straight
5'10"
178cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings
Couples (MF)
Couples (MM)
Couples (FF)
Men
Women
TV/TS
Aged from 21 to 99
Will meet smokers
Can
accommodate
Cannot
travel
Swingers Clubs, Adult Parties
*hloevt (54), TV/TS
on 4 November 2019
by Meeting in person:
What can i say !! Stunning , sweet , so so kind and friendly, and takes pretty to a new level.
I met her at the Vanilla alternative and she runs an amazing club .
We only chatted and she lent me her clothes!! But I feel privileged and blessed to have met her.
If you ever get the chance to go to her club you WILL be met with smiles and enjoyment.
Xxx Chloe xxx
*he Ls (44), Couple
on 20 October 2019
by Meeting in person:
We attended VA on the 23rd August. It was our first time dipping our toes into the lifestyle so we were both anxious.Kim was amazing and put us both at ease. She is so easy to chat to and so bubbly. We enjoyed it so much we went back 2 days later for the BBQ and have been once more since. We love VA and all the staff. Looking forward to going back soon!
*im and her Herts (56), Couple
on 22 September 2019
by Meeting in person:
Hey Ibiza Angel.
Thanks for your amazing warm welcome again and another fab time.
See you soooooon xx
*exy6pack1 (30), Man
on 7 September 2019
by Meeting in person:
I must say I’ve been on the swinging scene for over 5 years. However it was my first time visiting The Vanilla Alternative club and they really blew me away. I attended last night.Great range and variety of swingers, everyone was really stunning and role modelled great swinging etiquette and could actually hold a conversation. Special shout out to Kim and her team ....literally dressed like VA Angels yesterday.
It’s got a real level of class compared to some other clubs, really made me feel comfortable and who knows a swingers club that serves proper Pornstar Martinis. Also got a full tour of the venue Emma assisted me to my room. I’ve got to compliment the DJ, I may love a mature person but most clubs continuously play old school 80’s music, last night I was reminded we were in 2019 a lot of modern tunes. One of the best venues and party night I’ve been to recently. Lots of socialising followed by lots of fun. It’s great to see that Kim manages this place hands on and I’m looking forward to attending future events. Highly recommended visiting the VA!
*W Cunning-linguist (51), Man
on 7 September 2019
by Meeting in person:
Another spectacular night at the VA ! Spicy's monthly bi-night. Brilliant venue and Kim and the team do a fantastic job in a wonderful venue.
You all looked fantastic in your rainbow wings !
See you at the next event ! X
*ussy2 (57), Couple
on 4 September 2019
by Meeting in person:
This lady and her team at VA work endlessly to ensure all the guest have a good time, always smiling and attentive, she is a credit to the club. She made us feel very welcome from the time she showed us to our rooms, until we finished at 2.30am. Thank you Kim, and your team J&T x
*im and her Herts (56), Couple
on 2 September 2019
by Meeting in person:
Thanks Kim for your amazing hospitality and infectious smile.
Our first visit was truly amazing. Thank you.
Everything from the wonderful welcome to the huge hot tub to the wonderful couples we met, chatted and played with to the fab pizza too!
All in all it’s a great club for us to return to and meet wonderful friends at.
Can’t wait to return.....very very soon.
Thanks again all xx
*uickSand (50), Couple
on 27 August 2019
by Meeting in person:
We met this very very very sexy and naughty minx at the recent VA event. She is bubbly, vivacious with a killer smile too! She has curves that made Mr Q and Mrs S mouth water, and believe us she dresses to impress. To make it all worse she is a really cool and nice girlie too! The complete package. Now, just got to figure a way to get her in the hot tub.....
*hades of Fun (63), Man
on 14 August 2019
by Meeting in person:
Attended my first MILF Club today. Had a really fun time, surpassing all my expectations. Smart luxurious club decor and layout, friendly and helpful staff, polite, and courteous guys and of course some AMAZINGLY sexy ladies! Had a brilliant time, this will hopefully be the first of many visits for me. A big thank you everyone!
*eborahh (53), Woman
on 23 May 2019
by Meeting in person:
I attended yesterday for the VA MILF club.
It was my first time at a club on my own. The staff and other guests were all very friendly and I felt very safe and relaxed.
I will definately be coming back xx
*catmasterx (57), Man
on 18 May 2019
by Meeting in person:
Love this club,gets better and better each time I attended
Milf club being a favourite in a nice relaxing no expectations atmosphere
I'm sure I'll be back again soon ;0) X
*uby30 (41), Couple
on 15 April 2019
by Meeting in person:
Hi guys. Thanks for a great night on Saturday night. We came all the way from Ireland and didn't know what to expect, but wow! We were very welcomed and met the nicest people. The atmosphere was brilliant and the staff were very helpful and welcoming. X being our first VA culb we will definitely be back... especially for the pool:) we met an Italian couple and more when we're all very nice xxx thanks for a great night and hope to see ye soon. X any one remember us send us a message; )
*arakiss12 (64), TV/TS
on 10 October 2018
by Meeting in person:
I had a wonderful time at the Milf Club at VA , lovely sex people attended, great atmosphere , lots of sexy activity, great way to spend a weekday off. The staff are very helpful and there's lots of room to play. I recommend this event as it's ideal for new to the swinging scene as there's no pressure.
*lex2312 (38), Man
on 4 October 2018
by Meeting in person:
What an amazing venue and friendly staff, the owner I've is brilliant and so welcoming. The venue is clean and the decor is fantastic. The people here are so humble and always polite. Looking forward to the next visit x
*opular Poppy (59), Couple
on 10 May 2017
by Meeting in person:
Oh my goodness...occasionally on this scene one encounters a perfect experience...today at the MILF Club at the plush Vanilla Alternative venue was such a day. Had been meaning to attend for months but dreaded driving on the Road of Death by myself; today a perfect gentleman did that for me. After socialising for a little while in the bar area I decided to take things into my own hands by following a new acquaintance into the anonymous glory hole box...oh my...Had to wait two seconds before two beatiful cocks were presented to me ...then another...then another...which I endeavoured to empty dutifully. After I perched myself , hips and legs protruding from the glory box to the outside, unable to see who would take me. Take me they did, filling both holes alternately to the brim, as I groaned with pleasure and naughtiness...when these fellas were finished with me I made my way to one of the big open beds, where I was privileged to be stuffed in all three holes, spitroasted, on my back, then on all fours, then on my back...with glorious cock after cock being offered to me, both hands full, as I encouraged these tigers to empty their loads in my mouth...I stopped counting after ten or twelve such deliveries were made...oh my...never experienced anything like it and cannot wait to improve my game and technique for next month's MILF Club, where I feel right at home. Looking forward to experiencing other events at the VA where I can really fulfill my naughtiest fantasies in style.
*arahD72 (52), TV/TS
on 29 April 2017
by Meeting in person:
Have been attending the Vanilla Alternative for about a year and half now. Always a warm welcome, wonderful owners Jules and Scott and amazing staff. A fantastic venue made extra special by these wonderful people. Always feel very at home and accepted. Can't praise the VA enough. Mwah x
*im and herxx (51), Couple
on 1 April 2017
by Meeting in person:
Had a great time last night lots of sexy people as allways . The staff were lovely as allways . Hope to visit again .
*ea_Coffee (44), Couple
on 12 February 2017
by Meeting in person:
Another great night in the Amazing V.A.
As per usual @spicy was there to host and always does a fantastic job of ensuring everyone has someone to talk to and that are having a good time.
The bar staff are alwyas great fun and work tirelessly to ensure you have a good night and I even bumped into Jules who always has a smile to offer.
Thanks guys. You know we will back back and hopefully soon. x
*arakiss12 (64), TV/TS
on 5 November 2016
by Meeting in person:
Lovely night at bi party, great selection of people, sexy atmosphere, even squeezed in a boogie on the dance floor with the gorgeous Cherry/Cherrie.xxx cara
*ea_Coffee (44), Couple
on 5 September 2016
by Meeting in person:
Having attended the VA on a number of ocasions now were more than happy to reccomend this club. The staff are always friendly warm and welcoming and the hot tub is always amazing. Dont miss out on this club as you will regret not visiting.
*ony5 (45), Man
on 4 September 2016
by Meeting in person:
An excellent club with friendly, welcoming staff the best hottub and brillerant play areas. Spicy was the perfect host. If you haven't done already put it on your list of clubs to visit. Looking forward till next time.
*im and herxx (51), Couple
on 3 September 2016
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We have been to the va now a few times . Allways have a great time there . Great hot tub great atmosphere . If you get a chance visit this great club . You won't be disappointed . What have you got to loose . Try it have fun . Know you will be back for more
*asyriders69 (49), Couple
on 3 September 2016
by Meeting in person:
You literally could not find a better club anywhere and with the most fantastic owners and staff. We almost feel like an extended family and always have the best times there (you'll probably notice that we're the last ones out lol)
*arakiss12 (64), TV/TS
on 20 February 2016
by Meeting in person:
Had a wonderful time at the last three bi parties, met some lovely people and hope to meet more.The venue is amazing, well arranged and run by very helpful staff, useful lockers all easy access from the main areas of bar, pool and play area. If your looking for clean safe sexy club this is the place to be. I've stayed overnight and I recomend too as the rooms are lovely and clean. A plus for t-gurls
too as the fellow party goers will love you.
*litterbabe (54), Woman
on 18 February 2016
by Meeting in person:
I have been attending the Vanilla Alternative for 5 years now since it opened.
I absolutely love this venue.
It is full of sexy and classy people and is very well run.
The theme nights are absolutely amazing, with plenty of thought put into both costumes and decor for the venue.
I always have a really good time and I feel very safe even when I get as a single girl, there is never any hassle.
It's the most beautiful venue with a luxurious large hot tub, fresh fluffy towels, and always extremely clean.
The festivals are really fun, with lots of socializing and lazing in the sun during the day and partying all night-Ibiza Style.
If you haven't tried it you really need to have a night at the Vanilla Alternative!
*inx_xx (44), Woman
on 18 February 2016
by Meeting in person:
Vanilla Alternative is the most decedant club I've been to and arguably one of the best in the UK. The decor and layout is built to make you feel relaxed and horny. I have attended many parties particularly the FOF which is a great fun and well organised. Facilities outside (campers) is a beautiful spot by the river. Attendees to the club are sexy and very friendly. Looking forward to plenty more nights at this club x
*attyB (39), Woman
on 18 February 2016
by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say about The VA that hasn't already been said?
HUMAN BUFFET speciality springs to mind!! ;-)
Jules, Scott, Daks and the rest of the fabulous team at VA make it a very special place indeed! xx
*leasurealltheway (64), Couple
on 18 February 2016
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Brilliant club we always look forward to our adventures there .
*elxxx (56), Man
on 17 February 2016
by Meeting in person:
Fantastic club great staff all way have a great time
*exy 69 (51), Couple
on 26 July 2014
by Meeting in person:
I have had the pleasure of meeting this great fun lady. I can verify that she is 100% genuine and I really look forward to the party nights where we have loads of fun. I can't wait till the next Ted sandwich......bring on the wine x
*ony 69 fun (47), Man
on 26 June 2014
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Met this 100% genuine lady a few times now and what a lovely chatty girl she is.
She can be found at the vanilla alternative making sure everyone is having a great time. This girl knows the scene inside out.
See you again soon
Ted x x
*il.Ted (63), Couple
on 14 June 2014
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This is one very hot chick, she is not to be missed, if you get the opportunity take plenty of Viagra, she rides the wild pony xxxxxx