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Couple in St Sampson, Channel Islands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

About Ron and Tammy 2

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule for visiting a legit couples profile that isn’t ran by a single male pretending to be a couple! You lucky human you! If the profile hasn’t given it away already, we are Ron and Tammy 2.

All messages are vetted & read by both of us, though it will usually be Ron sending out the replies.

So anyway, a little on us. We have children, and also have a life. So, when you message us saying you’re horny and are we available now, the answer will likely be fuck off. Sorry, the dropping our pants instantly thing isn’t for us, we like to chat and get on with people. A guy may have a wonderful pork sword, or a girl may have a lovely set of Sweater Cows, but that’s worthless if it’s like talking to a garden fence. We have normal, everyday human bodies. You know, a bit of wibble here, a bit of wobble there. We are not, and never will be, gym freaks. Our tummies are honed to perfection with a staple diet of pizza and whatever the hell we want, because life is too short to do your ironing on your stomach.

Ego is one of the worst turn offs we can imagine, if you want a perfectly toned model from The catalogue, or think you’re better than us because you are, the exit is over there.

What we do have however, is a sense of humour, and what really gets us going is laughing. Have a personality, enjoy a chuckle (Poor Barry. Sad times.), then we are your couple.

So, Ron is… Here. Who cares, am I right? 99% of the people clicking this profile haven’t even read this, and will never read this. But for those of you who do care, he’s 34, and built like a 34year old. His Henry Winkler is out on our profile for you to admire and say “is that it?” or whatever you lads do. But remember: it’s not the freighter, but how many parsecs you can do the Kessel run in.

As for Tammy, I’m 23, I have two feet, several toes of various descriptions. I also share my body with two breasts, which is what people usually talk to first. Yes, they are 34EE. Pictures-ahoy of me are on the profile, as that’s likely all most people clicking this will want to see. I do contain slight battle damage with my c-section scar which while barely visibile I do wear with pride from having my child, although it's nothing serious. Ron says it makes me sexier so that’s all that matters.

We both love to laugh, have fun, and just enjoy things. We never go into anything with a checklist, we just love to see where the night takes us.

What We Are Looking For

Well, like everybody on here, that single beautiful lady is always a plus, however I’ve got more chance of winning the Lotto on here these days, as they are few and far between. The ones we do usually get messages from turn out to be fake... Or worse... Have beards. I mean that’s great if you’re into the whole pirate life, but I stop at peg legging. Men… Well… You have your uses. But right now we are not looking for you. When we are, we will find you. And Couples, it’s about both of you, but more importantly who you are, not what you look like. Again, back to the fun part. There’s no doubt there’s some sexy couples on here. But it’s so blatantly obvious when it’s the guy messaging and the girl has no idea, or even say. Get a life. Cock size isn’t important, and to any sane person shouldn’t be. Likewise to boob size, and body shapes. Just smile, laugh, and you never know. We DO have limits, of course. But we value quality meets with nice people, over stick thin gym obsessed weirdoes with 12” cocks. *yawn* I don’t care that you have 0.1% body fat. How many Ben and Jerry’s flavours can you name??

Oh and it should go without saying but here we are: If you can’t string two words together without a typing mistake or using txt spk, then I don’t think it’s going to work. Not everybody is Shakespeare, but at least TRY and show a level of education better than a 7 year old? Grammar costs nothing, so use it. Sending messages like “use horny” or “ay bbe wnt fuk?” will get an instant block.

We would like to go to clubs, however we love going to socials as well first off with people. Meet wise, we usually like to all play together rather than just straight swaps.

Our Boundaries:

- No Erotic Dance Displays Involving Hand Puppets - that’s pretty much it really. Don’t judge it’s just not for us.

FACE PICS WILL ONLY BE SENT VIA PM AFTER CHATTING WITH PEOPLE WE LIKE FOR A BIT, so please don't be offended if we ask the same of you! Although 99% of people won’t even read to here anyway. We do use Kik, just not so much these days on account of 64,394 men per hour messaging us pictures of mouldy old sausages. Please also note that just because you send a message, even if its lovely, we may not reply at all. Sometimes we get so many messages that answering them all is just impossible. So don't send abuse 4 minutes later when your message hasn't had a reply. Give us time!

Happy swinging everybody, and remember… don’t half ass two things. Whole ass one thing!!

Ron and Tammy 2 xxx

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Ron

40 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Tammy 2

29 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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