Just a pair of fun dickheads

Couple in Cheltenham/derby, South West, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 12 minutes ago

First important bit. If you keep your socks on during sex don't message us. Huge ick ????

We are a loveable pair of dickheads who prefer to meet at clubs or parties. If you message us saying you have a hotel then good for you but we will not be joining you Jeffrey Dahmer!

Lovers of kink so we have an array of paddles, floggers, rope and other hitty things. If this is of interest do get in contact.

P loves curvy tattooed women, non dickheads and being called a good girl by D

D prefers to be socially awkward, will tell inappropriate jokes and spanking Ps bottom when she has not been good.

Respect goes a long way with us. Be able to hold a conversation and you will most likely get lucky.

If your profile has all cock pictures then pass us by. Also we don’t care how hung you are. Seriously have something about you.

Winks are pointless. We do not check them. If you like us or want to talk send a message. Worst thing to happen is we say no.

Sydney Uni crack on but make sure you use pictures of our good side

Happy fabbing

27 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

42 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 46 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*aked Zealander (42), Man on 14 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had the absolute pleasure of meeting D&P at Chameleons a few weeks ago and was completely blown away. Funny, intelligent beautiful down to earth people with a dynamic that you’d be extremely lucky to be a part of. Hope to meet up again next time at Cham’s, and doubt anyone will come close to beating you at the quiz. x

*addy212 (34), Man on 13 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Not often find such easy going couples and damn where these pair, great so have some jokes before getting to share a room with them , was nice to put on a show but also watch him make up for some time missed which she defo enjoyed, look forward to seeing and all playing again soon x

*kunade355 (31), Man on 5 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met my fav couple again… thanks for great time.. can’t wait for your next adventure

*aslis (45), Couple on 5 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
These guys are the best, hosted a great party and are super personable! If you’re ever invited to the next one say yes. Helps they are sexy as fuck as well!

*oung and shy (40), Couple on 4 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
This amazing and sexy couple are what swinging and fun is about Perfect hosts and an amazing night of naughtyness Can’t wait for the next time and to see what happens

*onduke (43), Man on 4 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Such a lovely couple, very hospitable and welcoming, it was my pleasure meeting them at their party. Hope to bump into them at Chams sometime!

*he Wilts couple (29), Couple on 4 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
We meet this lovely couple at a party they hosted. They were honestly the best hosts we've had and made us feel welcomed straight away. We look forward to meeting them again in the future x

* and L back again (40), Couple on 28 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met these two last night, had a great chat and laugh so welcoming and easy to talk to. Only thing that was missing was seeing the girls have a little play together but maybe next time.

*ewKinkOnTheBlock82 (41), Man on 17 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met these guys a while back and had a wicked time. Princess is sexy as anything and is as tight and wet as they come. Amazing blow job and all round top girl. D is hilarious and chill. The perfect duo and thanks for letting me meet up with you. Hopefully do it again soon

*ixieland (38), Couple on 29 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
It’s always a pleasure catching up with these 2 and their suitcase of toys. They're usually found in the dungeon creating all sorts of havoc, which P REALLY enjoys (if you know, you know) Thank you for being part of an incredible night! See you both soon x

*oung and shy (40), Couple on 29 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
The second time of catching up with this sexy couple who know how to enjoy their night. They are a fun couple and they know what this lifestyle is all about. Had a quick catch up and a nice chat Can’t wait for the next time.

*heduo2024 (34), Couple on 29 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Messaged these guys a couple of times before on here and finally got to meet them at chams the other day, very sexy couple, very friendly and seems to be up for having great fun by the looks of things! and we sure do hope our paths cross in the very near future. L&L x

*exymilf1000 (52), Woman on 19 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Now I think its about time I do this Lovely couple a veri. Both are beautiful inside and out. Geniune loveable. Kinky. But also I love watching them amazing. I'm proud to say both are friends. See you both soon. Xx

*elp me cum (44), Woman on 9 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
I have met this lovely couple a few times and they are ways great fun. See you at the next party x

*ambert (35), Man on 9 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Attended a party hosted by this pair. Absolutely brilliant. Amazing hosts, and fucking gorgeous as well. I can confirm they are absolutely real and not figments of my imagination and/or a product of the simulation feeding my brain in a jar. Send bobs and vagene

*kunade355 (31), Man on 8 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely couple… sense of humour is over the roof.. can’t wait to come have some more freedos xx

*aslis (45), Couple on 8 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
These are good people. Secure in themselves, know how to communicate and respectful of boundaries. They are incredibly sexy and funny. Do not miss meeting them if you get the chance

*uietly_assured (48), Man on 7 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Where to start with these two? Intelligent, funny, hot and with lots of kinky experience they always improve nights at Chams and hopefully at a few more venues in the future. Princess has the disarming combination of fabulous curves and a cut glass accent that belies a very naughty mind. Fortunately, Daddy knows exactly how to administer pleasure and pain in perfect balance with his vast collection of instruments used in expert manner. Looking forward to more encounters with this fabulous pair! x

*inkysubmissive84 (40), Woman on 6 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
One of the best couples on the scene. Always a better night when these two are around. Gorgeous, fun, friendly, so easy to talk to and best of all…..they are kinky. I’m definitely enjoying getting to know them both more and more every time I see them. If you get the chance to play with them, don’t mess them around x

*ilth N Kink (42), Couple on 5 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met these wonderful people on several occasions. Both extremely sexy and fun. Watching the dynamic between the two of them is absolutely beautiful. Much love to both of you guys x