I eat pussy like a pot noodle

Man in London, Greater London, UK

... "Awake from 3am. Joy". yesterday

Joined: 3 weeks ago
Last on: online now!

Hey I’m Jay, if nice smelling cavemen who bring you tea in bed and deliberately upload poor pics to lower expectations are your jam then I’m your guy! Cultured but unsophisticated, well spoken but foul mouthed. I can’t pronounce the T in ‘water’. Have my sh*t together but will 100% enable your bad vices. Come say hi and touch my face. (Freaks and weirdos come at me).

I'm kinda stuck for what to put right now as it's Sunday and l’m currently procrastinating from doing the housework, so for lack of a fully functioning brain I'm just going to make a list of my likes and dislikes, sound good? Okay, here goes...

Likes: Chocolate, cats, art, photography, cycling, wearing lycra, history, gym, running, wearing nice jackets, having facial hair, trimming said facial hair off and remembering that I have a jawline, jaffa cakes, collecting colognes, 4am conversations, flirtatious glances from across the room, a hand on my thigh, lip biting, travelling (of course), cartography, reading, buying gadgets that I don't really need and end up hardly ever using, dressing up as a Japanese fisherman and you're my lovely whale catch, wearing hats, whisky, sweet over savoury, reading daily Mail online comments.

Dislikes: Ignorance, nose hair (there's just no need in the age of the electric trimmer), messy and loud eaters who hold their fork like a two year old, breathing on me, long fingernails on men, Dan Wooton, migraines, olives.

39 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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*ampshirehotwife (53), Woman on 26 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous Adonis on his old profile. He is looking hotter than ever judging by his pics! What can I tell you.... handsome, rugged and well equipped! I am definitely looking forward to spending time with him. It's good to have you back!!

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