Let’s be each other’s favorite plot twist

Man in Penrith, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Hey there, fabulous profile explorers! If James Bond (minus the martini budget), Deadpool (sans the spandex—it chafes), and Indiana Jones (still working on the hat) had a witty love child, that’d be me—a modern-day renaissance man lost in the digital jungle.

I’m on a quest for a partner-in-crime who’s up for spontaneous adventures, hearty laughs, and perhaps a little harmless mischief. If you’re genuine, can handle a good pun, and aren’t into wasting time with mind games, we might just get along famously.

Life’s too short for disingenuous vibes and endless swiping. So, if honesty, a dash of sarcasm, and a whole lot of fun sound like your cup of tea (or shot of tequila), drop me a line.

44 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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