All welcome

Couple in Morecambe, North West, UK

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 19 hours ago

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Welcome to our profile and thank you for viewing,

We're a horny young (ish) couple here for the wooing!

If you sent us a message but got no reply,

It's possible the below will provide reasons why:

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A "hi how are you" and hardly much more,

Says nothing about you and builds no rapport.

"We're the same height lying down" we hear that a ton,

But at 5 foot 9 inches you'll need a stepladder for fun.

"Can I creampie her pussy" or something equally crude,

Like offering money for sex will only conclude

With a palm to the face and roll of the eyes,

A delete and a block and exasperated sighs.

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What we look for in people is banter and wit,

Lots of giggles and good chances are we will click,

Tits is quite picky, she prefers a tall male,

If you're vertically challenged, you're likely to fail,

Although a handsome tall man is a doddle to find,

It's just not enough, fun starts in the mind.

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So a bit about us, we're a girl and a boy,

Crazy in love and we live to enjoy

Our bodies with copious genetalia caresses,

Which helps since we're both insatiable messes.

He is all about dominance, she likes to submit,

And this is what makes us an exceptional fit!

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As a couple we can be rather soppy and corny,

But with that we're also perpetually horny.

And so our Fab journey eventually began,

A result of dirty talk and how the addition of a man,

All naughty touching and horned up flirty,

Could be an excellent way to satisfy our dirty...

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So into the world of swinging we dipped our toes,

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cmmc

48 years old, Bi-curious

6'3" 191cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

mccm

34 years old, Bi-curious

5'10" 178cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF)
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports, Webcams, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Cross-dressing, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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