Dance with our minds

Couple in Cheshire, North West, UK

... "20 Up later tonight. No not like that, it's a fecking bar in Hamburg!". 9 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

#Rewrite 51# AKA NoOneEverReadsThisShitAnyway

Do you like the photos? Yep most people do but then sadly they don't bother to read the words. Do yourself a real favour be better than them!

You see we really like words. Sexy words, thoughtful ones, descriptive well spelt ones. They're great.

How about if you like us you jumble a few decent ones together (preferably more than four of them and also in a non generic phrase) and send them to us? Give us something to work with. Maybe play a bit of gentle question tennis with us.

That would really make a difference to the normal rubbish we get on here and might help to convince us to actually shag you at some stage.

You see intelligent, stimulating conversations will capture our attention and loosen our clothing, so it really is your choice how this develops.

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Have you got any friends on here?

Yes we have as well. They are our friends because we've actually met them in real life and we know they aren't single dudes sat wanking in their mum's boxroom, fishing for fresh photos to perv over. It's easier just to block than live with that mental picture.

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Talking about photos they are a bit of a menagerie aren't they?

We are really surprised how many beautiful ladies there are who are actually in a relationship with Mr Invisible. Just a few random cock pics to show he actually exists. We always think if we can't see him then there's no point meeting up as it would be really embarrassing watching a cock floating along on its own without a body.

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How about verifications? We love reading them because it helps prove that you aren't playing 'Lets pretend' in that funky smelling box room we talked about earlier. If you don't show your veris we are always left wondering if Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters are actually your only Friends With Benefits.

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Are you bored yet? If so get it over with now and just send us the "Hi" message. It's just easier for everyone.

We actually once just got "H" they couldn't be bothered to even include the "i"

We felt cheated.

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You still here?

Persistent aren't you definitely top 2% now then so our plan to sort the wheat from the chaff may be worthwhile. You see it isn't a rant really it's written with a smile.

If you too are inflicted with self depreciating satire, then we'll probably get on really well.

Ok here's something more about us...

We are open minded, non judgemental and respectful. Playing for us is about everyone enjoying themselves, working together as a team, no man left behind just sitting watching...

We are regularly told we look a lot younger than our ages but just like everyone else our bodies aren't perfect so we don't search for perfection (nearly had a typo on perfection, oh the beautiful irony). We do work at keeping fit though and it's really sexy seeing people who are similar because we tend to have more in common.

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Finally...

A few things you should be aware of...

Sugar is a bit of a size queen, no not like that! she needs gentlemen to at least match her height as she's really quite tall.

Bonk is 4 years older than shown after cocking up our profile DOB during one of the many rewrites, you see! we are super honest.

We never play separately and it's same room safe sex. Always.

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Still interested? Have we ruined our chances sounding 'all negative n stuff'? Or does no one read this anyway.

If you want to explore with us we'd love to hear from you. Just don't say "Hi".

Sugar & Bonk xxx

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*Photos are a serving suggestion only

Sugar (f)

51 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Bonk (m)

51 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF)
Aged from 40 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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*emptation Events (34), Couple on 24 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Massive thank you for attending Temptation Wild West Event @ Club Alchemy! Possibly one of our favourites nights so far, made even better each time by the guests who join us! We can’t wait to do it all again on Saturday 25th January. Hope to see you there! Bringing you hot crowds, good vibes and sexy times x

*emptation Events (34), Couple on 3 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for attending Temptation Events Part 8 @ Club Alchemy! Another amazing night with the best crowd on the scene! We can’t wait to do it all again on Saturday 23rd November with a Wild West theme. Hope to see you there! Bringing you hot crowds, good vibes and sexy times x

*aulow (34), Couple on 30 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this sexy fab couple at Alchemy for Temptations 7 when they tried to steal our air conditioning fan! Really nice, genuine coupe who were easy to chat to and we hope to see them again! X

*emptation Events (34), Couple on 22 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for attending Temptation Events Big Birthday Festival @ Club Alchemy! We are always overwhelmed with everyone’s amazing feedback and can’t wait to do it all again on Saturday 28th September. Hopefully see you there! Bringing you hot crowds, good vibes and sexy times x

*emptation Events (34), Couple on 27 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for attending Temptation Events Part 6 @ Club Alchemy! We are overwhelmed with everyone’s amazing feedback and can’t wait to it all again on Saturday 20th July for our Temptation Festival Event. Hopefully see you there! Bringing you hot crowds, good vibes and sexy times x

*uo dynamic (27), Couple on 22 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Spoke with this couple briefly at euphoria on Saturday! They are a super hot couple and really easy to speak to. Looking forward to our paths crossing again ;) G & P x

*ubie_Couple_xox (31), Couple on 22 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for coming along to EUPHORIA @Alchemy! You both looked amazing!! Thank you so much for your kind feedback you are always a more than welcome addition to any of our events :) see you soon Lubie Couple xx

*inderellaRockerfellaz (38), Couple on 21 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well where do I start - first and foremost genuine, happy go lucky people who are always great to have at the club. In fact club, party or private meet get these two along & your guaranteed laugher, smiles plus (I suspect) pure filth done in a very classy way. Till I see you guys again xx be good lol xx Jona oh & Bruce

*andB No 3 EVENTS (47), Couple on 21 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Off the scale sexy couple who are always hugely popular at our events! We hope to see you at many more xx

*ixie_Boots (49), Couple on 19 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
These two are FAB. Good looking, smart and articulate we had such a great natter with them at no.3. Anyone who gets to engage with these guys are really very lucky. Hope to cross paths again soon x

*he beard and the bum (46), Couple on 17 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
These guys are off the scale in terms of sexiness. Beautiful inside and out! You’ll always be top of our invite list. Big kisses xxx

*eekendrenegades (57), Couple on 17 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
It was great to finally meet this lovely couple at Beard and Bum’s party at No 3 last night. We have had some lovely chats, and they were the best ever virtual tour guides for our adventures in PDI. We were all rather busy last night, but we look forward to bumping into you again somewhere. Gorgeous couple x

*afeLatte (42), Couple on 4 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely couple at last night’s social in Leeds. Easy to talk to and gorgeous! Hopefully see you again! x

*IP House Parties (42), Couple on 22 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Red Soiree House Party Guests ~ These two are such a cheeky pair ~ did you complete your Survey? Did we pass? You two pass on all accounts. Lovely people, sexy and naughty. We hope you christened some of the rooms in the party house and made some fun flashback memories. Hope to see you both soon. Kisses. Inked and Tips xxx

*oarsurfers (55), Couple on 18 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
After weeks of intelligent, engaging and entertaining communication we finally met this beautiful and sexy couple at Chams but it was so busy all we could manage was chatting on the dancefloor whilst strutting our funky stuff! But we couldn't leave it at that and we managed to hijack them for a post night out social in a pub the next afternoon on their way home. They were both sensitive and entertaining as well as super-sexy - we immediately clicked and look forward to meeting more intimately sometime soon. X

*lake Elle (57), Couple on 18 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
We've had the great pleasure of getting to know this wonderful couple via messages and social meets since earlier this year. This weekend provided the opportunity for us to finally spend some quality time with lovely people we already considered as good friends. Both beautiful inside and out, as well as kind, considerate and extremely sexy! We had such an amazing time and look forward to having many more adventures with Sugarbonk in the near future.

*rumswingers (46), Couple on 18 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
We were delighted to meet this gorgeous couple through mutual friends, and after just a short while in their company knew that they are the type of people we enjoy spending time with. Both friendly, funny and sexy as hell; we can’t wait to see them again and get to know them better! And if the three way FFF snogging was anything to go by it’ll be lots of delicious. Keep each other warm please - we are coming back for more.

*exytwo4fun (48), Couple on 8 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
A verification won’t do these two justice but we will give it a try. We had a great night out with them and the conversation just flowed, it was like we had know them forever and they such good fun. The social turned into a great night with others back at their apartment and it got even better and hotter Both them know what they are doing in the bedroom and we all had a lot of naughty fun to put it mildly. Honestly don’t pass up the chances to meet them because you will kick yourselves

*he beard and the bum (46), Couple on 25 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
We were so excited to see this gorgeous couple on our guest list! They are just the most amazing pair and so easy to chat to. Super sexy couple who will always get an invite to future parties xx

*nmylife (54), Couple on 20 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this fun couple at the Manchester Social. They are both a delight, looking forward to seeing them again soon.

*he FAB Social - MCR (48), Couple (FF) on 20 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thankyou to this lovely, friendly couple for attending the Manchester social. More than welcome at further events. Happy swinging Xx

*ainty lady (50), Woman on 10 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this sexy pair at a social had a lovely chat finding out a few naughty stuff they r easy to talk to x lady v sexy defo hope to meet again xx so dont turn them down if u get a chance xx

*IP House Parties (42), Couple on 25 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thankyou for attending PURGaTORY on Saturday . You’re such a sexy pair of foookers It ‘s always a pleasure to chat and have you attend our parties as you join in the theme and the filth of the night …..we hope to see you at future events xx

*B1000 (49), Couple on 18 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
Following a short social North of the border we set plans for a sexy hotel night with these guys in January but an opportunity arose among other things last night to catch up with a toy soldier and his guardian angel at Alchemy. The conversation we’ve maintained since meeting was easy and when the chance of some fun in the playroom came, well…. the uniform soon came off and the angelic persona turned into a devilish naughty streak the result was a very wet climax all round. So much fun and a pair of super sexy deviants we are looking forward to meeting up with again, underwear or no underwear was the only question ;) xxx

*nkedlady2 (49), Couple on 20 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
It was an absolute pleasure to have these thoroughly bonkers pair at our GUILTY partayyyyy last night. The build up started in the pre party Kik group prior to the Trial starting at Court No3. And their exuberant energy continued through to the party night. No nerves showed when they turned up …. Dressed to kill … literally ( as gangsters) …the efforts guys was outstanding. We Loved it !! We hoped you enjoyed the vibe of our parties and want to indulge more with us in this crazy world we play in. Parole DENIED … further evidence required which can be provided at our DIRTY event in February. You don’t want the strong arm of the law coming after you … do you ??? Kisses.PC Inked & Judge Tips xxx

*iara_Knight (39), Couple on 1 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met sugarbonk at alchemy Halloween party at what a Cple. Both attractive, polite and chatty with wonderful personalities too. Had a brief but great chat and hopefully get to meet again soon.

*iscreants (56), Couple on 21 December 2021 by Meeting in person:
Following a couple of intervening, fun dinner socials, a wonderful second overnight play date with this delightful couple. We always feel super relaxed in their company; they are so easy to chat with that we again found ourselves getting down to playing a little later than any of us anticipated! The play that followed was sensuous, all involved and packed with all manner of pleasure - truly exhilarating. Thank you for another fantastic night- we’ll look forward to round 3 in super 3D. xx

*nita and Chris (49), Couple on 20 December 2021 by Meeting in person:
Following on from a wonderful weekend away involving parallel play,we recently met Nemo and Cece again and a mind blowing experience was had by all! Dinner,drinks then back to their room for lots of giggles, chat and naughty fun. The girls enjoyed exploring one another's bodies before the boys joined in with all manner of limbs entwined. Such a hot, sensual and erotic time we had together. Thank you for an amazing experience. We can’t wait for part 3! x

*nita and Chris (49), Couple on 25 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
We have developed our relationship with Nimo and CeCe over the last few months after some social meets and through some very naughty chat. We have totally connected with them as they are both very genuine, thoughtful, thought provoking, intelligent, naughty and oh so sexy! We are hoping to take our relationship with them to the next level soon. A more open, considerate and hot couple you will not find.

*orties69 (56), Couple on 16 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
We've had a couple of meets with this gorgeous couple, very genuine and their profile, whilst fab and tantalising, doesn't do them justice. Cece is very, very sexy with endless legs that we just can't resist stroking, Nimo is tall athletic, very well toned and has a naughty streak a mile wide. We can't wait until the next time we see them!

*kyblue1878 (57), Couple on 12 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
We have now met Nimo & Cece twice. It is incredibly rare to find a couple where all parties are on the same page and you have loads in common. We got to know them, initially, socially on fantastic cycle ride. Both are incredibly fit with gorgeous figures. We then met again for dinner dressed for the occasion and wow, they both looked stunning and sexy. Our story is just beginning and we forsee many more social and evenings/nights of fun and sexiness. We are already looking forward to our next date. Will it be lycra or lingerie........? They rock both, so who cares. Sexy kisses xx

*olfess400 (57), Couple on 21 July 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met Nimo and Cece for a social. They're an absolute delight to spend time with and we had the best day out that still brings a smile to our faces! They're warm, exciting and impossible not to love - if that's what 'genuine' really means, that's what they are. And bloody fit too :) !

*iscreants (56), Couple on 13 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
Sometimes the Fab stars just align and that’s exactly what happened with this delectable pair; with Nimo and Cece the spark was immediate! Intelligent, open and eloquent, we chatted easily at a recent social and left hoping for more… and then last night happened. A highly attractive couple, there’s no ‘taking one for the team’ here’. Cece is beautiful and sensual and Nimo charming and adventurous. The play was delicious, all involving and highly charged and we feel very privileged to have shared their first experience with them not that you would have guessed that this was the case! Thanks for a wonderful night, we can’t wait to enjoy further erotic encounters with you. xx

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