Sapiosexual geeky gymrat with a love of curvy witty women

Man in Kettering, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Hello you! Thanks for stopping by and taking a peek at my profile.

So who am I? I'm a professional, witty, intelligent guy with a naughty side. Muscular dadbod is the order of the day here. A frequent gym goer but still enjoy the finer things in life.

Love a lady with curves. A big bum is definitely top of the wish list. Laughter is incredibly sexy and I don't like to take life too seriously. I'm pretty laid back, don't like to show off and am comfortable and confident in who I am.

I'll admit that my humour is pretty dry and probably a bit sarcastic for some people's tastes. I am bloody hilarious though!

Still not sure whether to wink or message? Please read the following 'genuine' reviews to help you decide...

"He made me wetter than an otters pocket!"... A. Nonymous

"I screamed so loudly, I perforated my eardrum!".. Maddy Up

"I haven't seen such a magnificent beard or girthy staff since Moses!"... M. Theresa

"Please Sir! Can I have some more?"...Olivia Twist

As you can see, some strong feedback right there!

I also share a couples profile at BeautyandtheBull. We are very much in a loving relationship so try not to fall in love with me, charming as I am.

I absolutely love giving oral pleasure. Nothing makes me harder than exploring what makes your shudder with delight. Mutual pleasure is at the heart of every play date.

A face pic would be lovely. Much as I appreciate all of your delicious photos, it's very difficult to see if you'll click with someone just based on boobs and a bum.

Hope to hear from you soon x

47 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 23 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*arlottaCurves (45), Woman on 17 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a guy! Enjoyed meeting this gent for a quick social and he is everything he said he was on profile and indeed more. I had a laugh and enjoyed my time and very much hope there is a further meet to really privately enjoy him x

Friends

Nic (52), Woman
K (35), Woman
Ella (24), Woman
Carlotta (45), Woman