Sapiosexual geeky gymrat with a love of curvy witty women

Man in Kettering, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Hello you! Thanks for stopping by and taking a peek at my profile.

So who am I? I'm a professional, witty, intelligent guy with a naughty side. Muscular dadbod is the order of the day here. A frequent gym goer but still enjoy the finer things in life.

Love a lady with curves. A big bum is definitely top of the wish list. Laughter is incredibly sexy and I don't like to take life too seriously. I'm pretty laid back, don't like to show off and am comfortable and confident in who I am.

I'll admit that my humour is pretty dry and probably a bit sarcastic for some people's tastes. I am bloody hilarious though!

Still not sure whether to wink or message? Please read the following 'genuine' reviews to help you decide...

"He made me wetter than an otters pocket!"... A. Nonymous

"I screamed so loudly, I perforated my eardrum!".. Maddy Up

"I haven't seen such a magnificent beard or girthy staff since Moses!"... M. Theresa

"Please Sir! Can I have some more?"...Olivia Twist

As you can see, some strong feedback right there!

I absolutely love giving oral pleasure. Nothing makes me harder than exploring what makes your shudder with delight. Mutual pleasure is at the heart of every play date.

A face pic would be lovely. Much as I appreciate all of your delicious photos, it's very difficult to see if you'll click with someone just based on boobs and a bum.

I am in an ENM relationship. We are totally into each other but realise that we each have a desire to be admired by others.

Nothing wrong with getting that dopamine hit and we love that people find the other person sexually desirable. We aren't looking to play together, but never say never.

Hope to hear from you soon x

47 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 23 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*arlottaCurves (45), Woman on 17 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a guy! Enjoyed meeting this gent for a quick social and he is everything he said he was on profile and indeed more. I had a laugh and enjoyed my time and very much hope there is a further meet to really privately enjoy him x

Friends

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