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Woman in Maidstone, South East, UK

... "Wholesome weekend with family, hope yours is wilder x". 18 hours ago

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: 6 minutes ago

Spring fling?

Life is stressful, hectic and at times feels like Groundhog Day so I’m looking for some excitement :)

I’m only interested in single (apparently I have to specify that this means I have NO INTEREST in men on here without explicit permission from their partner), respectful men who see women as human beings and not breathing sex dolls, enjoy conversations and getting to know people they intend on getting down and dirty with.

I don’t have much free time so will want to spend it with quality connections where attraction, both mentally and physically are paramount. That said, please add a recent photo of yourself - yes, I know I don’t have one up for you to see but women need to be a bit more careful on here and even though you might think my request is unfair I have every right to operate this way. If I like what I see I’ll return the favour.

Me: Short, mum body, fun to be around, no oil painting but don’t think I’ll make you lose your breakfast/lunch/dinner, good company and active participant in the boudoir. Picky yet humble, I know what I want and am not desperate.

I’m not a very serious person, like having a joke and a laugh, this should be a fun experience, right?

Sapiosexual. Pogonophile, but don’t mind a smooth/stubble face if handsome ;)

Never interested in spontaneous hookups, a connection outside of the bedroom is vital for me to be interested to take things further so meeting for a drink of some kind before potentially playing at a later date is required.

Look forward to hearing from you,

Xxx

Spring

39 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 26 to 45 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Oral, Safe Sex, Spanking, Swingers Clubs

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*eviant t wells duo (41), Couple on 30 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
One of our favourite people on and off fab :) and probably the best bum in the south east. We had a great time a couple of weekends ago when Spring accompanied us and another female friend to Hellfire, we all put on a little show on the dungeon bed. A lot of fun and alcohol followed but great memories were made with a great friend.

*ex16642 (36), Woman on 29 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Been chatting with this gorgeous lady for a while. Met her recently when a group of us went to Hellfire. Was a fun night. She is genuine, down to earth, friendly and lucky to know her and call her my friend. She knows what she wants and won’t stand for anything less. Stay being your amazing self. Until our next naughty or innocent adventure ;) xx

*ayDun (30), Man on 29 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well I was absolutely blown away in every sense of the word this gorgeously naughty bundle of trouble didn’t take much convincing to be escorted to pleasures and boy did she know how to attract a crowd by playing out a couple of her favourite memes. Most definitely an incredible person and don’t let her size fool you she really is the whole package from stunning looks, smile, banter and skills. Hoping to find out about a couple more skills next time including them ear warmers. X

*llie and Spurt (49), Couple on 29 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
We bumped into this lovely and ever so cheeky minx at Pleasures. Sort of interrupted a passionate snog she was having with her equally lovely plus one. But we don’t care. Great banter and super hot and respectful. Hopefully our paths will cross very soon. Pete and Ellie x

*eo5714 (31), Man on 6 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Finally got to meet this lovely lady after years of talking great personality easy on the ye shame we didn’t get to play hopefully next time x

*annyann42 (43), Woman on 2 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
So lovely to meet this gorgeous woman this morning for a cuppa and exchanging of fab war stories lol. Very easy to chat too, definitely feel I could learn a thing or two from her but so lovely to be making friends in this crazy world. Guys don’t come at her with the BS she can sniff it a mile away and should be treated with every ounce of respect. Already looking forward to more laughs and future naughty adventures together. This could be a dangerous combination lol X

*ay5killuminati (33), Man on 30 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
I have known this woman for a long time now we have had some great conversations she is very genuine with a great sense of humour she is very attractive and dresses to impress you will not be disappointed if you get the opportunity to meet her. Catch up soon pretty lady x