Lets see what happens

Man in Leicester, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Lets take each day as it comes

Would like to meet a Miss Dyson Nothing better than good sucking power

If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you

BAD PARROT

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Only stuffing I will be getting lol

sixnine

63 years old, Straight

6'2" 188cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*un no strings (56), Woman on 19 July 2016 by Meeting in person:
Wow I met this guy for the second time now, he is a great laugh and can hold a conversation, which lead to moving rooms were I had a great time with his oral skills, and he has a manhood that he definitely know how to please, until nkt time babe xx

*arviss2008 (66), Man on 8 February 2011 by Meeting in person:
met with john last night (not in a gay way!) lol. we both met with girlwhocares, a mutual friend to both of us! john is a nice, well mannered, respectful guy, who can hold a conversation too! any woman or couple reading this, should not pass him by! it was a enjoyable evening in his company!