Hey there, thanks for stopping by.

Woman in Swindon, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Best add something here to cut down on the riff raff mailing.

First of all I'm not interested in the graphic novel being pasted to me its sad its predictable and it shouts to me "avoid the cretin" so lets not do it guys. Secondly read profiles as it makes you look a complete idiot mailing when you haven't (I mean who the hell wants to meet a guy who doesn't listen or take note of what a woman wants)

Couples! I'm not interested thanks, fake couples! I'm not interested in messages from you pretending to be your mrs asking me to shag you thanks.

Messages.

***********

Include a face picture to be taken seriously.

Don't ask my location as it makes you sound like a stalker.

The "Hows you" approach is boring and more likely to get you blocked than a meet.

English!.....Text speech messages don't cut it and I I have no interst in people who send them.

Its not all about how big your cock is and I don't have a bucket so it won't impress me.

Fat guys........NO!

Mammoths.....NO!

Under 5ft8.....NO!

Bad teeth......NO!

Liars.............NO!

I hate having to put all the negatives first but if I don't some guys just don't read.

Ok I'm not your ugly type but I'm not your page 3 stunner either. I get more than bye have a decent body and a nit of intelligence to go with it. I am adventurous open minded and like to push boundaries. I am here mainly to meet men but may meet the odd woman if and I mean IF i am really attracted and only then. I can spot a man pretending to be a woman at a mile off so please don't embarrass yourself by mailing.

I am sassy at the full blown level, I don't suffer fools, love the block button only reply to messages I like or feel deserve one so no automatic reply here just because you mailed. Take that on board before kicking the send button.

I'm feminine, have decent boobs and legs, tanned blonde hair so that gives you an Idea I would say in life I am of average build but in fab terms slim. I have good teeth and its a must you do too bad choppers is an instant turn off to me no matter how good the rest of you looks.

The rest if you haven't given up by now we can discuss later lol.

Silk

44 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 27 to 49 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral

Verified Genuine Profile