It is what it is until it isnt

Woman in Wigan, North West, UK

... "Why is it so hard to have a decent conversation on here. If I want to see ya cock I'd bloody ask". Thursday

Joined: 8 months ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Hi guys so abit of a weird ask but I'm looking for a sex partner. Don't want all the complications that go with it.

1.u gotta be single. Don't want the wife hunting me down.

2.connection. if we havnt got that then there be no sex.

3.clean and at least trimmed coz I don't want there being any choking hazards hahaha

4. Sence of humour is a must

5. U can't play around. If u want me as Ur sex bud then it's just me. U can't be working Ur way threw this site.

6. No second chances.

I do like to go out and have coffee dates. Or go pub for a drink. Or stay at home either way I'm cool with that.

Yes I do smoke cigs. Yes I am chunky.

If u dont like any of that then please don't waste my time or URS.

49 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Fabulous
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Men
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Can accommodate
Can travel