You Can’t handle me even if come with instructions

Couple in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 week ago

I'm an intelligent professional discrete woman looking to have some discrete fun with other women and couples and men. I love my fantasy role play with my FB as sir and madam. I am owned by my fb. I've been on here before so I know what this site can be like. Please I don't want any liars either I would rather the truth. Please daytime meets only Saturday day and nights I can't do due to work. All couples men and women must be photo verified due to too many fakes. Discretion is a must and daytime only for the moment.

Couples:- I do have an fb who I will be bringing with me for support. I would like the female to talk on here more than Male due to too many single males posing as a couple. Newbies are more than welcome to txt and meet up with us. We do have to plan ahead due work and family. If it’s male only looking to play I’m not interested as it defeats the purpose of a couple profile.

Men:- men have to be straight. I see on the profiles that your straight but wanting to meet tvs or men or mm then do you really know what sexuality you really are ??? You should know what you are and what you really want on this site before txting me. Bi sexual bi curious tvs or mm can jog on I’m not into. Condoms will be worn at all times even during oral. I won't be supplying condoms I'm not boots chemist. Guys if no pic on avatar then I would like a private face pic when txting. That's only if we play. Guys if on over a year and no meets then your not as genuine as you say. Guys when on new I would like to see a face pic due to too many fakes on here. Not into cock pics either I know what it looks like plus you need to accommodate as well. Guys have manners when txting. I’m not wanting to hear the I am wanking at your pics or fancy me fucking you.

Newbies are more than welcome to chat and get a meet with me but please provide a face pic due to too many fake profiles on here. Hygeine is a must at all times daytime meets only due to work and family.

Due to the amount of bi men now on fab I won't be entertaining anyone who is or had been playing with bi men or tvs or bi couples. Men if you are saying straight on profile looking to meet a tv man or men or have cross dressing in your interests you are not for me and plus your not defo straight so please stop duping others on the site. Anyone who associates with drugs or escorts as well can take a hike, I do value my sexual Health. Another thing I don't do nows I plan ahead. I'm not interested in men who is not 35 and over . There will be no friends invites unless we have met 3 times and will be a regular. Also if I have winked at you and no response then automatically blocked then there’s no wasting time

sexy meoww

51 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

years old,

cm

Non smoker

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 20 to 55 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*asseur_9 (52), Man on 13 December 2019 by Meeting in person:
Known this talented lady for quite some time and just love our massage meets , look forward to the next and maybe do more decorating that you requested x

*ndypleasedtomeetyou (49), Man on 31 July 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic genuine lady...she has fantastic skills and knows how to please! Treat her with respect...and she will make you smile

*peeddate (55), Man on 15 July 2019 by Meeting in person:
Having met a few times for socials we finally got some time to enjoy each other properly. Boy does this sexy lady know what she likes and likes what she knows!! Really great morning meet that was so good I wondered if we'd wake the neighbours, but they were "dead" on!! Looking forward to the next time!!! Guys she doesn't suffer fools, so read her profile and "time wasters need not apply"

*he gentleman 42 (50), Man on 26 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
I had a wonderful opportunity to meet this beautiful lady today for a coffee. charming fun and did I say fun. Conversation flowed with ease. Kinky plans made. I’ll Definitely be meeting this lovely lady again real soon. Thank you for a wonderful meet hun xx

*ounailher (54), Man on 24 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for the 2nd massage today Sharon. You sexy lady. Play time next time!!.... Mmmm..... Cant wait........xx

*ounailher (54), Man on 26 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this lady today for coffee, the crac was good lots of laugher and the time flew by. Til the next time. (Hope it's soon!)

*rdingtonner (53), Man on 28 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
All I can say is about time I have been communicating with this sexy woman for 3 years and have always missed the chance of seeing her. The stars aligned and finally got to have coffee chat and a little fun which was excellent and well worth waiting for believe me guys she’s sexy and tastes great Want more and hope to be back real soo sexy xxxx

*peeddate (55), Man on 6 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous and sexy lady a few times before Christmas. Good craic, easy to chat to and really knows how to have good fun. Feels like I've known her for longer and hope to know her for a long time to come! Can't wait until the next time! Really worth getting to know. Make sure you treat her right! X

*opranoman (55), Man on 23 November 2018 by Meeting in person:
It was an absolute pleasure to be in this ladies company and exchange massage techniques she has a body to die for

*asseur_9 (52), Man on 6 June 2018 by Meeting in person:
Have known and met this lady on several occasions , great oral skills and dresses to impress , looking forward to our next meet x D

*elial. (50), Man on 3 February 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this wee minx last night for a chat, and things progressed from there shall we say! The girl's got skills! Look forward to to next time ;-)

*elial. (50), Man on 29 January 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic woman socially this evening. Brilliant craic, and easy on the eye! What more need I say? Well apart from definitely wanting to see more lol

*tewart123456 (60), Man on 26 October 2016 by Meeting in person:
Finally had the pleasure of meeting this sexy lady very down to earth genuine and a great kisser and has fantastic other skills aswell. Dont miss the chance to meet her you will not be disapointed.

*aturefun68 (54), Man on 27 September 2016 by Meeting in person:
A truly lovely time spent with Sexy....and she is exactly that.....very sexy!! So down to earth and easy to chat with, the time simply flew in.....can't wait to continue that kissing....See you soon xxx

*ussylicker5859 (48), Man on 24 May 2016 by Meeting in person:
Had coffee this morning with this very sexy lady. Cant wait until we meet again thank you for meeting me xx

*lphamale43 (53), Man on 28 July 2015 by Meeting in person:
I have met this sexy minx on a number of occasions for fantasy role play fun...... Very attentive sexually and naughty...... Ladies she tastes soooooo good......

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