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Woman in South East, Kilkenny, Ireland

Joined: 9 months ago
Last on: 4 days ago

Every now and again I'm going to verify a blast of struggling profiles on Skype (non sexual chats just about you, not me with no follow up chats) just to help people out. It's my way of doing something nice considering I don't have time to reply to every message and feel like a dick for saying no all the time! Hope it helps!

If you're going to miss the bus, make sure you do it running, right? Have no regrets, put your best damn foot forward and leave it all out there. There's more men than women here so realistically, (let's be blunt for a moment) you need to show you meet the brief with a super elevator pitch.

Make it count bebe!

I am extremely intuitive and I am constantly analysing my gut feeling on ideas, people, scenarios. My gut feeling will strengthen or weaken as I get more info and conversation with someone. There is rarely an explanation behind the intuition. It's unnecessarily cruel to ask me to come up with a reason for "not feeling it". Do yourself a favour and don't force someone to answer why. You could be the nicest cup of tea in the world and there will always be someone who prefers coffee. Mind your mental health and don't take a no personally.

What's the brief to get into my briefs?

-Good body

-Thick/large dick (non negotiable)

-Great personality and great conversation

-Verified

-You find me utterly irresistible and don't want to risk losing me for a second despite us knowing this is casual and will probably only last a short time (realistically)

Me:

-Former Dominatrix returning to the scene this year! Exciting times

-Blonde

-Fake boobs

-Good shape

-Big personality, wicked sense of humour

-Very playful

-Very fair, very kind and thoughtful. Don't abuse that kindness!

-Naturally dominant

-Flirtatious

-Totally utterly eccentric and quirky

-Humble enough to know we are all flawed human beings and easily replaced

-Confident enough to know you won't find another me :* xx

A lover of stoicism, deep chats, intense connections, and both logic and emotions combined while also a total lone wolf who will pass through your life like a hurricane and disappear once again so enjoy the intensity and lean into it, it's not forever. Nothing is!

Great fun, endlessly curious and will hold you to a high standard. A beautiful mind will capture my attention more than a beautiful face so it's good to meet people at parties and events and get lost in a DMC. I'm going to take more swinging holidays, too. Gran Canaria you have my heart!

EASTER EGG: if you've come this far, you've actually read this essay and put in some effort. Well done. I'm going to let you into a secret. From time to time I reply to lacklustre first messages or creepy/weird messages with the creepiest thing I can think of. Just out of pure divilment. It's the best way to handle the weird profiles I think haha

This a bad year for P Diddy, Jay Z, Lyan Reynolds, Snake Lively (this list is being added to regularly haaa) but it's going to be a great year for meeeeee haha. Game on!

Miss

33 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 21 to 39 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*UBspm (30), Man on 5 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
It’s been long overdue but that’s what happens when your mind is blown open. Since the beginning texts I knew this was going to be one for the books! From the social to the cabin I just couldn’t get enough of her and I will be making sure another time comes soon! Couldn’t fault anything even if I tried. I’ll save you all the detail and leave you only with the photos but really a 10/10 experience! Just writing this I’m craving the next ;-) Best of luck to any lad that gets the chance! Or maybe not I’ll have to see ;-)

*ph39684 (39), Man on 15 January 2025 by Webcam:
This lady has made me change my mind that there’s no good people left, like genuine nice, helpful people (easy on the eye too wow) but an absolute angel and easy to chat too, a very nice experience I must admit, she would just have you smiling woooo xx ??

*hybuthorny28 (31), Man on 15 January 2025 by Webcam:
An absolute gem of a person. She's absolutely stunning and an incredibly nice woman all round. She's great craic. Count yourself lucky if you meet her. x

*exPistol87 (37), Man on 11 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Laughter, arguments, adventure, sex…even a queen tribute. I have experienced it all with this absolute bombshell. A friend, teacher, lover, confidant, she has been them all over the years. We have walked the road of fab as much together as apart and it’s so hard actually explain what we are now. But I adore her and am so grateful to have known her both on and off site. We might have a few adventures coming soon enough. I highly recommend this lady in all forms and if you’re lucky enough to be in her space in any capacity, You will see exactly what I mean. Good to have you back queen, let’s team up soon. Love always, Regards Sex Pistols xx

*den_GC (41), Couple on 3 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a fun night! And guess who made it fun? No prizes for guessing! We are told that it's a party wherever this lovely, bubbly lady goes and it's true! Yes, there was dancing, kisses, cuddles and much much more, but the best part was the extent to which we all bonded so quickly and deeply. We thoroughly recommend this beautiful soul who is intelligent as she is sexy. Friends for life? What a privilege and honour! No need to think twice. It is no surprise that an impressive lady such as this would come accompanied by a total gentleman who added to the fun of the night. Between the two of them and the way they engaged with everyone else, it was a night never yo be forgotten. Thank you!

*izmo85 (39), Man on 31 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
This girl is everything. Absolute gem of a woman. My fave... Heart and soul of any party and literally a lifelong friend. She tastes amazing and her kisses just is something else. One in a million

*cottybear74 (50), Man on 18 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
I know the lovely miss S a long time now. She is one of the most fun and amazing people I know. So happy to see her return.

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