An old fabber here, come say Hi if you remember us!

Couple in Lanarkshire, Scotland, UK

Joined: 10 months ago
Last on: 8 months ago

Okay - where to start with this.

Been on here numerous times before and know my way about. Let's start with what I'm after:

I'm married and we enjoy a bit of fun. This usually looks like me heading off on my travels, with my husband's consent. Let's be clear, I'm the one in control. Not him. I decide who, I decide when and I decide where.

Id call myself experienced in this scene so believe me when I say, I will not be impressed with unsolicited dick pics or the 'hi how are you'messages.

I might be on here with the view to bang, but make no mistake, my standards are high and if you don't make an effort (extra points if you're funny, funny gets fanny) then ill just delete messages.

I'm not a prostitute nor am I easy. So no stringing along with endless chat and pictures, seedy hotel meets for an hour and certainly no car banging! Ick!

I'm a very sarcastic and dry person. Often referred to as cheeky, but it's well intended. I just enjoy good banter, a laugh and if there's a spark I'll partake in the odd game of horizontal hustle.

Approach with caution. If you have a thick skin and can handle a woman who is sure of herself and knows what she wants then, come over say hi.

Can't accommodate due to young children so consider if you can before messaging. Otherwise I will probably just ignore the message.

My ideal meet is someone who's manly, isn't a pussy, has a great dick and a sense of humour. Face verification is a must, no munters. I'm no model but I have standards.

No friend requests will be accepted unless we have met.

No profile pictures... Not interested.

No, random 'day meets' will be tolerated. I don't meet non verified profiles. Sounds harsh but there's far too much shite on here not to set the record straight right away.

Happy fabbing shaggers!

Vix

36 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Stag

37 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 30 to 45 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Safe Sex

Verified Genuine Profile

*ndo of the Shire (43), Man on 2 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
After a few weeks of chat with the beautiful Vixen we arranged a night to grab a drink. My jaw dropped when i seen her in person. A gorgeous girl. Her chat and banter is on another level .ive been stealing most of her banter to impress people. after couple drinks we had a kiss on the travel back to mine. she might truly be the best kisser ive ever met. got to mine a little bit more to drink and then to the bedroom where she promptly stole my sole. those eyes what she was wearing the skills she has... mind-blowing night that i will never forget. Her man is one lucky lucky guy, believe me Ando Rated: 11/10