Single and Picky

Woman in Bloomsbury, Greater London, UK

... "Bottle FOUR ! Unusual...". 12 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 hours ago

READ THE PROFILE !!!

I speak English and French but I don't speak Txt so don't Txt me. If you do, I'll delete you.

No exceptions, use real words. If you talk about sex or ask me out in your first message you'll be deleted.

Present as a silhouette with no profile picture - I'll delete you.

If you ask "How are you", "How's your day?", or "Had a good weekend?" I'll delete you for lack of imagination. Either open with something interesting or unusual or don't waste my time and your own.

I am NOT a slut in a hurry. If your agenda is "Meet, meet, meet" I am not for you so avoid me. I do meet boys and girls but not after one evening where we swap ten messages. I am NOT a slut in a hurry.

Your first message to me must be twenty words or more, a very low bar I feel, but fail it and you'll be deleted. X is not a word and if you end your message with "Lol" or "haha" or any other Txt Spk, you'll be deleted.

Simple rules. Be groovy and talk to me, I love to chat. But not to idiots...

31 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Threesomes, Spanking, Oral

Verified Genuine Profile

*aithidave (46), Man on 1 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Quite easily one of the most stunning, gorgeous, funny, interesting and articulate women I have met ever - never mind on here. A lady, a model, an artist - I haven't stopped smiling once!

*ummerOfLove (58), Man on 9 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had dinner with this very lovely lady. Witty, charming, bright and funny, A heart stealer. A smile that could melt icebergs. Very much hoping she'll say yes again.

Friends

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