Outgoing Straight Talking Witty Fooker! !!

Man in Eccles, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago

life and soul of any party......looking for someone who can stay the pace.....Some people say i am mad,crazy and need to be sectioned!!!!I say not mad just "Misunderstood"....so if i would have to describe myself in three words they would be "Misunderstood-Robust and Resilient"

First impressions you would think i am arrogant,abrupt and got a chip on my shoulder.................well you would be wrong!! The way i roll is as follows

1. You only live once so while you are still able to move and breath on our beautiful planet kick the ass out of it. When you think you have done that, kick it a bit further then further still.

2. Whats black is black and white is white don't sit on the fence as you will only fall off.

3. No point in going the scenic route and going the long way when you can take the short cut. In short just get to the point dont Pusay foot around trying not to hurt peoples feelings.

4. You sleep when you die! Eating is cheating (although sometimes we need fuel to carry it on)

5. When death and the reaper tap you on the shoulder you cant do fook all about it so hold your arms out wide and accept it.

I am like a 1000,000,000 jigsaw puzzle. You get to the end and two pieces are missing....

Well as you can see i am a unique specimen to say the least so after reading this it intrigues you then come and say hi. Scratch the surface you should see whats underneath it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just like to point out that i am 100% straight so please gay men it aint going to happen....sorry

gaz

52 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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